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The birds have megaphones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

That is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door but one have ivy up the front of their house

There's that many tweeters in it, it could have its own Attenborough documentary

They start about 4am and shut up about 10am

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

That's why the fucker woke me up so early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next door but one have ivy up the front of their house

There's that many tweeters in it, it could have its own Attenborough documentary

They start about 4am and shut up about 10am"

Oh and some cunt up the road has a cockerel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as seagulls don't get hold of them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next door but one have ivy up the front of their house

There's that many tweeters in it, it could have its own Attenborough documentary

They start about 4am and shut up about 10am

Oh and some cunt up the road has a cockerel"

Noooooo!

The screaming magpies outside my bedroom window are bad enough!

But a cockrel!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Dawn chorus Mary?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Your avatar is lovely OP!

I'm enjoying the birds tweeting away, it makes me feel like a Disney princess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dawn chorus Mary? "

Bastards- can they not chorus at noon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as seagulls don't get hold of them.."

I'll pay a seagull to come and get the magpies!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No one wants a loud bird in their bush at this time of the morning....

Oh hang on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your avatar is lovely OP!

I'm enjoying the birds tweeting away, it makes me feel like a Disney princess. "

Thankyou lovely x

The magpies make me feel like a Disney villain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as seagulls don't get hold of them..

I'll pay a seagull to come and get the magpies!"

Oooh that's the case. How about screaming back at them hello hello hello repeatedly. Or Peter Pipering them with something shiny few streets away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seagulls.... they have nests on the roofs and what a racket when there’s chicks. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have crows on a large tree about 30 metres from my house.

At times I feel like I'm in the middle of the Alfred Hitchcock movie.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The starlings in the eaves should be flying off any day. They seem to have extended their stay and I may have to employ my old hotel receptionist voice to get them to check out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The starlings in the eaves should be flying off any day. They seem to have extended their stay and I may have to employ my old hotel receptionist voice to get them to check out. "

Can you come and have a word with the magpies please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The starlings in the eaves should be flying off any day. They seem to have extended their stay and I may have to employ my old hotel receptionist voice to get them to check out. "

We have these too, this morning they are particularly chatty.

NBVN x

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I have a big courtyard with 14' high walls. My bedroom is on the wall adjoining the courtyard. When the birds in the surrounding trees sing, the courtyard acts like a bloody big amplifier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a big courtyard with 14' high walls. My bedroom is on the wall adjoining the courtyard. When the birds in the surrounding trees sing, the courtyard acts like a bloody big amplifier."

14ft walls

Are you in jail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a big courtyard with 14' high walls. My bedroom is on the wall adjoining the courtyard. When the birds in the surrounding trees sing, the courtyard acts like a bloody big amplifier.

14ft walls

Are you in jail? "

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Was a pair of randy pigeons on my windowsill this morning, bloody things running it in that they're getting some

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I have a big courtyard with 14' high walls. My bedroom is on the wall adjoining the courtyard. When the birds in the surrounding trees sing, the courtyard acts like a bloody big amplifier.

14ft walls

Are you in jail? "

Haha no, fortunately.

I live in a house, a very big house in the country!

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