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Am I too old to be a mermaid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For all you ladies feeling less than great about your years this morning...

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Am I too old to be a mermaid, will the sea life pass me by?

Are the waves, way too high for me, will rough seas make me cry?

Are my bingo wings too flappy, swimming through the choppy sea?

Is my costume far too strappy, should I dress appropriately?

But I’ve always been a mermaid, it’s the only life I’ve known.

And I love to be a mermaid, from the sea I dare not roam.

My wrinkles tell a story, I shall age like soft driftwood.

For age is just a number, and what you fancy does you good!

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R.Toll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they know which clams are their friends and which ones are their bra ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do they know which clams are their friends and which ones are their bra ? "

Experience

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The wrinkles are because you have been in the water too long

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You never see an old mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be a mermaid - especially an old one!

Can I just be ridiculously rich instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this supposed to make women feel better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to eat my body weight in chocolate to fill out my bingo wings. Whales float.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to eat my body weight in chocolate to fill out my bingo wings. Whales float. "

That's my plan too

Going well so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do they know which clams are their friends and which ones are their bra ? "

True friends are supportive.

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