FabSwingers.com forum: The Penis

By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Not exactly a a pretty thing.

Does yours stand up to scrutiny

Is it just another redundant piece of anatomical flesh.

Have you discovered other uses for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree, I really like them

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Makes a handy draught excluder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them can be very pretty.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

I thought this was going in the direction of "Reginald Maudling's penis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I disagree, I really like them

I feel sorry for your inbox right now

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By *ulgehunterMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Mmm I love cock

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh but some are really pretty

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Mine stands up to scrutiny, but has been known to go limp post-scrutinising.

Find it useful for indicating how much pain I can take when getting it caught in a zipper.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh some can be very pretty! I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are bloody marvelous to sit on though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oooh Penis..

I have one of those

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Don't knock the penis, ring doughnuts wouldn't exist without them

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oooh Penis..

I have one of those

Is it pretty

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'm always slightly baffled when I see "No dick pics" as such a big feature of people's profile.

I asked once what a Dick Pic consisted of, and one responder believed any pic with any amount of dick was a dick pic.

I get it if the whole series of pictures is just different shots of the same tool, but it's part of the overall package surely? There are some really good pics on the site that contain elements of dick.

Imagine "NO boobs or pussy please, or you get an instant delete" I haven't seen that on the site yet!!

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Don't knock the penis, ring doughnuts wouldn't exist without them

Genius! Obviously not gonna try this though...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm always slightly baffled when I see "No dick pics" as such a big feature of people's profile.

I asked once what a Dick Pic consisted of, and one responder believed any pic with any amount of dick was a dick pic.

Imagine "NO boobs or pussy please, or you get an instant delete" I haven't seen that on the site yet!!"

Oh don’t get me wrong I still don’t want to receive them in my box! I’m only interested in the dicks of people I fancy

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Some are very pretty

And they're very entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are gorgeous, just put mine on public, only for a short while

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Thrres some good looking ones out there.

I also like playing catapults with them and massaging balls as a way to pass the time

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Ladies, feel free to humiliate mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thrres some good looking ones out there.

I also like playing catapults with them and massaging balls as a way to pass the time

Oooo, your eyes xxx

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

From tiny acorns mighty oaks grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some not nice ones either me included think lady’s sugar puff looks better

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Handy place to put curtain rings when rehanging curtains

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Useful for holding the edges of a parcel when wrapping

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I've been told my penis is quite attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh but what we we do without them, they are so much fun to play with, to suck and lick, and ride

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I've been told my penis is quite attractive

Especially when it's a Fab lolly

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

You could hang a bauble on it at Christmas, a rubber bat at Halloween?

It can make a handy place to put an odd sock while you're sorting washing.

Somewhere to store a hair roller while you're partner is doing their hair?

If you have a soap on a rope, you'll not drop it in the shower if you hang it on?

Loads of uses!

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Anyone use theirs as a kickstand when tired?

No, me neither.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I've been told my penis is quite attractive

Especially when it's a Fab lolly

Lol. Tasty too

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

All cocks are interesting, and some are downright gorgeous

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm told it has the goldilocks measurements

Does a great boing too!

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"I'm told it has the goldilocks measurements

Does a great boing too!

Gotta be careful throwing that information around, you'll get yourself a cool new nickname. #goldilocks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm told it has the goldilocks measurements

Does a great boing too!

Hopefully not Baby Bear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oooh Penis..

I have one of those

Is it pretty

When looked at close up , yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine, I suppose it helps to like what you have.

But if others like it then it's always nice.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm told it has the goldilocks measurements

Does a great boing too!

Gotta be careful throwing that information around, you'll get yourself a cool new nickname. #goldilocks"

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I have a nice penis.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mine is a thing of beauty. It's the rest of me that isn't. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aesthetically, I’ve seen worse than mine since being here. I’m not in the running for any size-based prizes, mind…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them, some are prettier than others but I don't think they are ugly.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm quite attached to mine

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Mines broke, but sadly I lost the receipt so can’t even get a credit note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've grown quite attached to mine, although you wouldn't think so the number of times I have tried to pull it off

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't know op, been told I have a nice looking one

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I like them, they're very useful when their hard

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Never had any complaints so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never understood the 'no cock pics' or ur banned statement on some profiles. Certainly not mine but ive seen some and as a male i think God thats nice or ohh i wish i had one like that. So some must be worthwhile showing, so why does a Female say no dick pics ? BTW ur more than welcome to send Pussy pics, very gratefully received Xxx

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

The penis is a funny thing

It can stand up straight and tall

Or bend like a banana

Or be nothing much at all

You can lick it you can flick it

You can boing it to the sky

You can stick it in a dark wet hole

Or put it in a pie (cream)

So look after your penis guys

It’s really quite a treasure

A feast for all the ladies eyes

There’s no need for you to measure

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Think they can be beautiful

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

What makes one pretty or not then? Purely for educational purposes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pen is.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........out of ink again!

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By *itand50Man
over a year ago

London

"Ohh but some are really pretty

Hear hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penis.

Px "
my penis

you

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Towel holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penis.

Px my penis

you

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"What makes one pretty or not then? Purely for educational purposes. "

Beauty is in the beholder but i look smooth ones with the head in good proportion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Towel holder"

I believe the OP hangs his hat there.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mines redundant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not exactly a a pretty thing.

Does yours stand up to scrutiny

Is it just another redundant piece of anatomical flesh.

Have you discovered other uses for it."

Mine stands up.

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By *haveadreamMan
over a year ago

Fens

Mine is lovely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not exactly a a pretty thing.

Does yours stand up to scrutiny

Is it just another redundant piece of anatomical flesh.

Have you discovered other uses for it."

Love the penis! Seen quite a few very beautiful ones

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Oh yeah…. I’ve got one of those. Almost forgot about it after the last few years

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Not exactly a a pretty thing.

Does yours stand up to scrutiny

Is it just another redundant piece of anatomical flesh.

Have you discovered other uses for it.

Mine stands up."

Yours would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Towel holder"

More like a tea towel holder lol

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Not exactly a a pretty thing.

Does yours stand up to scrutiny

Is it just another redundant piece of anatomical flesh.

Have you discovered other uses for it."

Mine makes me more attractive to the ladies. Shame I hide him away

I really should let him out more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen so many cocks before joining fab, some do look strange, or maybe mines strange and there's is norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not exactly a a pretty thing.

Does yours stand up to scrutiny

Is it just another redundant piece of anatomical flesh.

Have you discovered other uses for it.

Mine stands up.

Yours would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told I have a penis.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I disagree, I really like them

Me too! And I think they’re beautiful (well, most of them anyway).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told I am a penis."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told I am a penis.

This

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It can write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is beauootifell. Speak for yourself

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Never seen so many cocks before joining fab, some do look strange, or maybe mines strange and there's is norm

Everyone's different - that's half the fun

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mine is beauootifell. Speak for yourself

Fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer it now it’s an innie rather than an outie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine might come in handy on a sinking ship, to plug the hole.

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

I've seen some gorgeous looking ones on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benchmark for the cocktail sausage

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mine is the reason I exist. Rest of me is merely a delivery mechanism.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Never seen so many cocks before joining fab, some do look strange, or maybe mines strange and there's is norm

Everyone's different - that's half the fun"

^^ totally agree.

We're all our own special creations.

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