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"You've had a busy morning then. Bravo. I made it to my sofa." Well, you were busy the other day retrieving your butt plug, I’d be taking it easy after that. | |||
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"I" Well done, you found the keyboard, next to I there are some other letters. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment?" It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. | |||
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"Apricots eh? One day I hope you are strong enough to enjoy the throat burning sensation of pineapple chunks, but we all have to start somewhere Namaste "I couldn’t risk pineapple chunks this early on in the trip, they go right through me. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. " Poor Juan. It's sad when the funk runs out. | |||
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"You've had a busy morning then. Bravo. I made it to my sofa. Well, you were busy the other day retrieving your butt plug, I’d be taking it easy after that. " Lol, true, I'm still recovering. | |||
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"Apricots eh? One day I hope you are strong enough to enjoy the throat burning sensation of pineapple chunks, but we all have to start somewhere Namaste
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"You can't beat a stream of consciousness second thing in the morning." We were at the that stream yesterday, it was almost day glo in the evening dusk, quite beautiful. | |||
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 there is a magic in that CJ. I salute you. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. " Fascinating. Did sliding to the left cause any near-death precipice experiences? And I'm curious to know how long "taking it back now y'all" added to the journey? | |||
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"Where do you get this stuff from?  "I got the apricots from the Co- Op just round the corner. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Fascinating. Did sliding to the left cause any near-death precipice experiences? And I'm curious to know how long "taking it back now y'all" added to the journey?" Must have been quite annoying after a while having to keep stepping back | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Poor Juan. It's sad when the funk runs out." I think it’s harder for him, cause he has to carry the donkey too, stupid donkey. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Fascinating. Did sliding to the left cause any near-death precipice experiences? And I'm curious to know how long "taking it back now y'all" added to the journey?" We have nearly come a cropper 17 times, Juan estimates we have added an extra 43 needless miles to our journey by staying funky, but like I say you can’t put a price on funk. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Poor Juan. It's sad when the funk runs out. I think it’s harder for him, cause he has to carry the donkey too, stupid donkey. " Did the give you one of this wonky donky’s, damn things are never stable | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Poor Juan. It's sad when the funk runs out. I think it’s harder for him, cause he has to carry the donkey too, stupid donkey. Did the give you one of this wonky donky’s, damn things are never stable "Ffs even I don’t understand this 
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"Did you eat the apricots from the tin or had you the foresight to pack a bowl ? " Straight from a tin, but we did get 34 miles in when we realised I left the can opener at base camp, Juan was not happy going back for it while I waited 2 days for him to return, | |||
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"How did you get to the Inca Trail. The number 53 terminates at junction 7" These are questions I wasn’t expecting to answer, but Juan picked me up on his Brompton bicycle, | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? " Does he ever actually step forward in that song? | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? " We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Poor Juan. It's sad when the funk runs out. I think it’s harder for him, cause he has to carry the donkey too, stupid donkey. Did the give you one of this wonky donky’s, damn things are never stable
Ffs even I don’t understand this
stupid phone "Yes, he’s very wonky, but it’s part of his charm | |||
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"How did you get to the Inca Trail. The number 53 terminates at junction 7 These are questions I wasn’t expecting to answer, but Juan picked me up on his Brompton bicycle, " I saw him in Halfords...they had a sale on just be careful the pedals don't fall off.
Will you be home in time for dinner? I hear it's boiled cabbage and pie today followed by sticky toffee pudding and custard | |||
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"You went juandering with Juan there is a magic in that CJ. I salute you."Thank you | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song? "No forward steps at all | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
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" Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
No forward steps at all "As you cha cha real smooth you could walk forward a bit | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
No forward steps at all "We probably should have gone with the Macarena. | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Fascinating. Did sliding to the left cause any near-death precipice experiences? And I'm curious to know how long "taking it back now y'all" added to the journey? We have nearly come a cropper 17 times, Juan estimates we have added an extra 43 needless miles to our journey by staying funky, but like I say you can’t put a price on funk. " I believe when you first wrap some funk on it then it's fairly inexpensive, but everytime you "turn it up" the cost escalates. And when you clap your hands, it doubles. The clap can be troublesome like this. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. " You’ve been going backwards in circles for a week. Can I suggest you put the Proclaimers on to help Juan out of this fix? | |||
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"I'm curious, was Cha Cha Slide on repeat throughout the journey, was it a short hike, or was this just the most memorable moment? It’s been on a loop for 7 days, Juan keeps asking how long we must stay funky for, cause he says his funk is running out. Fascinating. Did sliding to the left cause any near-death precipice experiences? And I'm curious to know how long "taking it back now y'all" added to the journey? We have nearly come a cropper 17 times, Juan estimates we have added an extra 43 needless miles to our journey by staying funky, but like I say you can’t put a price on funk. I believe when you first wrap some funk on it then it's fairly inexpensive, but everytime you "turn it up" the cost escalates. And when you clap your hands, it doubles. The clap can be troublesome like this. " These are added extra that I never thought to include in the original budget. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. You’ve been going backwards in circles for a week. Can I suggest you put the Proclaimers on to help Juan out of this fix? " We are in touch, via smoke signals. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
No forward steps at all
We probably should have gone with the Macarena."Can you not download it? | |||
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"How did you get to the Inca Trail. The number 53 terminates at junction 7 These are questions I wasn’t expecting to answer, but Juan picked me up on his Brompton bicycle, I saw him in Halfords...they had a sale on just be careful the pedals don't fall off.
Will you be home in time for dinner? I hear it's boiled cabbage and pie today followed by sticky toffee pudding and custard "He was in there looking at the roof racks, I told him to stop dreaming. Yes, I’ll always get home for boiled cabbage. | |||
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Thank you, have a great day! "It confused the hell out of me sorry I'm just a boring old fart  | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
No forward steps at all
We probably should have gone with the Macarena.
Can you not download it? "It’s still buffering, the signal isn’t that great here, plus I used all my data downloading Black Laces Greatest hits. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. You’ve been going backwards in circles for a week. Can I suggest you put the Proclaimers on to help Juan out of this fix? We are in touch, via smoke signals. " Good call.. you may find yourself home by the year 3000... | |||
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Thank you, have a great day!
It confused the hell out of me sorry I'm just a boring old fart "I have no idea what I’m saying. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. You’ve been going backwards in circles for a week. Can I suggest you put the Proclaimers on to help Juan out of this fix? We are in touch, via smoke signals. Good call.. you may find yourself home by the year 3000..." Just in time to meet the guys from Busted. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
No forward steps at all
We probably should have gone with the Macarena.
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It’s still buffering, the signal isn’t that great here, plus I used all my data downloading Black Laces Greatest hits."I could ask Geoff to bring you it on a dongle. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. You’ve been going backwards in circles for a week. Can I suggest you put the Proclaimers on to help Juan out of this fix? We are in touch, via smoke signals. Good call.. you may find yourself home by the year 3000... Just in time to meet the guys from Busted." And everyone’s great great great granddaughters.. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? We’ve checked the GPS and it appears we have been going around in circles for a week, wondered why I kept seeing Starbucks. You’ve been going backwards in circles for a week. Can I suggest you put the Proclaimers on to help Juan out of this fix? We are in touch, via smoke signals. Good call.. you may find yourself home by the year 3000... Just in time to meet the guys from Busted. And everyone’s great great great granddaughters.." They’re pretty fine. | |||
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"Slide to left... slide to the right... reverse, reverse... You hiking a 1m sq trail? Does he ever actually step forward in that song?
No forward steps at all
We probably should have gone with the Macarena.
Can you not download it?
It’s still buffering, the signal isn’t that great here, plus I used all my data downloading Black Laces Greatest hits."Did you really agadoo that or are you talking all hokey y? You sound like a bit of a music man regardless, so hands up to you. | |||
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"I approve of your sartorial choices, CJ, if not your dubious taste in music. By day, a mild-mannered janitor..." I just really like wearing dressing gowns. Juan wants to know why he has to carry my old school ghetto blaster on his shoulder, like I said to him, always with the questions Juan, we have to give the village elders prior warning, so they have time to get funky, we can’t spring funkiness upon them, with the ghetto blaster they can hear us coming 8 miles away, this giving them two days to prepare, you just don’t get that through phone speakers. | |||
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"Why can't your donkey take turns with Juan in carrying the ghetto blaster ?" We’ve discussed this, we both feel he hasn’t been pulling his weight, so that’s why Edmundo (the donkey) and me have agreed that Juan should carry the ghetto blaster. | |||
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"Why can't your donkey take turns with Juan in carrying the ghetto blaster ? We’ve discussed this, we both feel he hasn’t been pulling his weight, so that’s why Edmundo (the donkey) and me have agreed that Juan should carry the ghetto blaster. " Wasn't Juan carrying Edmundo earlier? seems to me like he's been carrying more than his own weight and it's you who's been slacking? | |||
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"Why can't your donkey take turns with Juan in carrying the ghetto blaster ? We’ve discussed this, we both feel he hasn’t been pulling his weight, so that’s why Edmundo (the donkey) and me have agreed that Juan should carry the ghetto blaster. Wasn't Juan carrying Edmundo earlier? seems to me like he's been carrying more than his own weight and it's you who's been slacking?"You’ve been playing attention, yes Juan is carrying Edmundo and also the ghetto blaster, I’m carrying all the bags and the tin of apricots, wait a minute this donkey has been making fools of us both. | |||
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"Who is carrying the can opener ?" Me, it’s in one of the 8 bags I’m carrying. | |||
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"Edmundo is winning this "He reckons he’s asthmatic and allergic to the material the bags are made out of. | |||
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"I’m hoping Juan’s surname was Kerr also what did you have with your apricots? " I’ll ask him once he’s calmed down about the ghetto blaster thing. | |||
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"I’m hoping Juan’s surname was Kerr also what did you have with your apricots? I’ll ask him once he’s calmed down about the ghetto blaster thing. " Calm him down by playing Kenny G on the pan pipes | |||
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"Question: is the donkey a really good friend or do you really like Juan? Why is he coming with you?" Juan was the guide and Edmundo the donkey was supposed to carry our stuff, we hired him from Juan’s brother Fernando, so we loaded him up at base camp and somehow after half a mile he talked both Juan and me into carrying everything, he said his fetlock was playing up and he just needed to walk it off for 20 minutes then he would be fine, that was a week ago. | |||
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"What we all want to know is, is Juan hung like a donkey? " Juan is the donkey. | |||
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"What we all want to know is, is Juan hung like a donkey? Juan is the donkey. " Once you've seen Juan you've seen them all | |||
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"What we all want to know is, is Juan hung like a donkey? Juan is the donkey. " So where does Edmundo fit into all this then? | |||
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"Edmundo is the donkey. The man is Juan. " Thank you, at least someone’s been paying attention. | |||
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"Dried apricots would have been the lighter option. You wouldn't have needed the tin opener then either. Bloody amateurs "It’s been a learning experience, the main lesson is don’t hire a talking donkey. | |||
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"Dried apricots would have been the lighter option. You wouldn't have needed the tin opener then either. Bloody amateurs
It’s been a learning experience, the main lesson is don’t hire a talking donkey. "It worked ok for Shrek | |||
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"Dried apricots would have been the lighter option. You wouldn't have needed the tin opener then either. Bloody amateurs
It’s been a learning experience, the main lesson is don’t hire a talking donkey. "Better than one that gives you the silent treatment. Or has the hump. | |||
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"Dried apricots would have been the lighter option. You wouldn't have needed the tin opener then either. Bloody amateurs
It’s been a learning experience, the main lesson is don’t hire a talking donkey.
It worked ok for Shrek "Every time I hear the word Donkey I hear it in Shrek’s voice. | |||
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"Dried apricots would have been the lighter option. You wouldn't have needed the tin opener then either. Bloody amateurs
It’s been a learning experience, the main lesson is don’t hire a talking donkey.
It worked ok for Shrek
Every time I hear the word Donkey I hear it in Shrek’s voice.
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"Day 4: The donkey has disappeared and taken the ghetto blaster with him. " Juan must be heartbroken. | |||
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"Day 4: The donkey has disappeared and taken the ghetto blaster with him. " He’ll be back when the batteries run out | |||
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"Day 4: The donkey has disappeared and taken the ghetto blaster with him. He’ll be back when the batteries run out "Perhaps he's got a solar recharger | |||
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"Day 4: The donkey has disappeared and taken the ghetto blaster with him. He’ll be back when the batteries run out "I put Duracell in, so he could be gone for a few days. | |||
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"Instead of the ghetto blaster, could Juan sing to you ? Una paloma blanca ...." Way ahead of you, Juan has a beautiful voice, he’s had me welling up several times. His version of ‘Sunshine on Leigh’ is very touching. | |||
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"How did Juan get on in his X-Factor audition ?" He never Juan (see what I did there) | |||
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"How did Juan get on in his X-Factor audition ? He never Juan (see what I did there) "Quite brilliant. Sorry for late reply, Edmundo took my phone as well as the ghetto blaster, long story. | |||
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