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 He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching 
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is! | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"That's a worry !   | |||
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 It was quite scary & I dreaded having to go to A&E as my dad was working thy night!! T then ordered a new plug with a bigger end on it for me
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"This happened to me a couple of months ago!! It was quite scary & I dreaded having to go to A&E as my dad was working thy night!! T then ordered a new plug with a bigger end on it for me
J x"Glad we both managed to avoid a hospital trip | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"you need one of them with a long tail kitty would be easier to pull back out  | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is! you need one of them with a long tail kitty would be easier to pull back out "Haha yes that would have helped | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"Was that recently?
Nope never happened as nothing has ever gone up mine haha | |||
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that would have been an awkward a&e trip, glad you fished it out | |||
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"Hells teeth! I’d be crying in anguish! Glad it came out. Still, it’s a bonding experience - couples who fish out missing butt plugs together stay together "Lol we had a giggle afterwards, albeit mixed with me glaring at him for doing it | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!
Was that recently?
Nope never happened as nothing has ever gone up mine haha"Yes it happened on Wednesday this week! It's ok though, my bottom is feeling better | |||
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"Hells teeth! I’d be crying in anguish! Glad it came out. Still, it’s a bonding experience - couples who fish out missing butt plugs together stay together
Lol we had a giggle afterwards, albeit mixed with me glaring at him for doing it "Perhaps he thought it was a start button | |||
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"Not lost one that way yet but have had one get stuck in there due the taper 8 inches to 1 base and couldn’t pull it back out due to the 7 inch straight jump End up needing to next day delivery numbing lube stay up all night and then numb my self and just pull hard on it Thankfully I didn’t rip anything on the way out " How long was it in there for?? | |||
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"I remember Dr Christian showing an x-ray of a person with a pair of hair straighteners stuck up there "Were they on?! | |||
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"I remember Dr Christian showing an x-ray of a person with a pair of hair straighteners stuck up there
Were they on?! "I think they unplugged them to get to the hospital | |||
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"Not lost one that way yet but have had one get stuck in there due the taper 8 inches to 1 base and couldn’t pull it back out due to the 7 inch straight jump End up needing to next day delivery numbing lube stay up all night and then numb my self and just pull hard on it Thankfully I didn’t rip anything on the way out How long was it in there for?? "About 16 hours was lucky postman came at 9am lol | |||
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"Hilarious! You clearly should only have suitably sized things up there... "What followed was suitably sized | |||
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"Hilarious! You clearly should only have suitably sized things up there...
What followed was suitably sized "Not too big, not too small. The Goldilocks of anal accessories. | |||
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Moment of panic where I thought it wasn't going to come out!!
A new one with wider bottom has been swiftly ordered xx | |||
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"I remember Dr Christian showing an x-ray of a person with a pair of hair straighteners stuck up there
Were they on?!
I think they unplugged them to get to the hospital "Just the thought of them being on whilst going in! | |||
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oh bugger lol, I have come close to losing one in someone this way but managed to grab it just before it was swallowed up lol this is why the ones with the T shaped top are a better plan I think personally | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"it's always good practice to have a top of the range Dyson nearby for tough jobs like that,, | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!
it's always good practice to have a top of the range Dyson nearby for tough jobs like that,, " | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!
Was that recently?
Nope never happened as nothing has ever gone up mine haha
Yes it happened on Wednesday this week! It's ok though, my bottom is feeling better "Wonder how many people are PMing you now asking to kiss it better | |||
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"Ooh err, that sounds a bit scary, glad you got it out. Did you still have bum sex? " Yes I did lol, of course I did | |||
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"Ooh err, that sounds a bit scary, glad you got it out. Did you still have bum sex? Yes I did lol, of course I did "Bum sex twins today then | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"We've had this happen a couple of times, usually when T has one in and were fucking doggy. So easy for it to get 'encouraged' inside! Totally agree that fishing it out is a binding experience not to be missed! We've now bought plugs with t bars instead of the little rings....... | |||
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"Ooh err, that sounds a bit scary, glad you got it out. Did you still have bum sex? Yes I did lol, of course I did
Bum sex twins today then "Ooooo yay, although mine was Wednesday! | |||
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"Ooh err, that sounds a bit scary, glad you got it out. Did you still have bum sex? Yes I did lol, of course I did "Was the bum sex better than the butt plug fiasco? | |||
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"Ooh err, that sounds a bit scary, glad you got it out. Did you still have bum sex? Yes I did lol, of course I did
Was the bum sex better than the butt plug fiasco? "Haha it was definitely better | |||
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"Ooh err, that sounds a bit scary, glad you got it out. Did you still have bum sex? Yes I did lol, of course I did
Bum sex twins today then
Ooooo yay, although mine was Wednesday!" | |||
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"Hells teeth! I’d be crying in anguish! Glad it came out. Still, it’s a bonding experience - couples who fish out missing butt plugs together stay together "Ha ha, that's true love almost. | |||
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"I list a small vibrating dildo once, mortified lol my partner at the time had to fish it out. Took about 15 minutes. I do have a rather big butt, unfortunately lol " He did offer to fish it out for me but I was too panicked to let him lol | |||
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"Happened to me once. She was worried about a trip to A&E as well, but I had her squat down in the shower and push it out." I had to excuse myself to the bathroom too, but the guy who did it has already seen this thread so I won't embarrass myself by describing that scene further | |||
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"I went to the toilet once while I had a butt plug in and I forgot all about it. It ended up being flushed down the loo lol. If course I had to buy another! "Haha mine would have cracked the bowl if it fell from a height! | |||
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Bought an N-joy plug with a wider end and it’s pretty damn perfect for comfort and piece of mind | |||
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"Hells teeth! I’d be crying in anguish! Glad it came out. Still, it’s a bonding experience - couples who fish out missing butt plugs together stay together
Lol we had a giggle afterwards, albeit mixed with me glaring at him for doing it "Maybe you could show him what it felt like | |||
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"I went to the toilet once while I had a butt plug in and I forgot all about it. It ended up being flushed down the loo lol. If course I had to buy another!
Haha mine would have cracked the bowl if it fell from a height!" | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!That's a worry ! "The cleaners found the butt plugs so they werent lost... but quite embarrassing  | |||
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"Hells teeth! I’d be crying in anguish! Glad it came out. Still, it’s a bonding experience - couples who fish out missing butt plugs together stay together
Lol we had a giggle afterwards, albeit mixed with me glaring at him for doing it
Maybe you could show him what it felt like "Lol that's an idea | |||
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"I went to the toilet once while I had a butt plug in and I forgot all about it. It ended up being flushed down the loo lol. If course I had to buy another!
Haha mine would have cracked the bowl if it fell from a height!"Is this due to the force it'd be expelled with or because of the weight of the plug?! | |||
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"Not lost one that way yet but have had one get stuck in there due the taper 8 inches to 1 base and couldn’t pull it back out due to the 7 inch straight jump End up needing to next day delivery numbing lube stay up all night and then numb my self and just pull hard on it Thankfully I didn’t rip anything on the way out How long was it in there for?? "You’re next toilet trip will be interesting | |||
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"Yep ..been there, silver jewelled one ...lots of panic before eventually retrieving it ! We do laugh about it mow "I had similar with a metal jewelled one. I have decided they are not fit for purpose due to the base being too small. | |||
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"I went to the toilet once while I had a butt plug in and I forgot all about it. It ended up being flushed down the loo lol. If course I had to buy another!
Haha mine would have cracked the bowl if it fell from a height!
Is this due to the force it'd be expelled with or because of the weight of the plug?! "It was a heavy plug! So cheeky | |||
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"Yep ..been there, silver jewelled one ...lots of panic before eventually retrieving it ! We do laugh about it mow
I had similar with a metal jewelled one. I have decided they are not fit for purpose due to the base being too small. "Yeah they aren't are they? Mine was a jeweled metal plug too and to be fair it's never happened before, but he pushed on it and I just swallowed it up! | |||
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"Flipping heck
Yeah. That's what I thought too "How did you err.. | |||
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"Flipping heck
Yeah. That's what I thought too
How did you err.. "I went fishing | |||
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"You need to stop taking so many logs tighten your hole a bit " Charming | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is! you need one of them with a long tail kitty would be easier to pull back out "Or a curry | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/152922 "I remember when she posted that! | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"Omg really did make me giggle as I was reading it as it sounded like a comedy sketch but then the thought of trying to get it out or having to go explain that to someone 
Glad all is ok now
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"There's loads of videos on how to remove broken and rounded bolts on you tube "Lol | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"Still on the in breath reading.... christ the panic.... I have never heard of it happening | |||
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"You need to stop taking so many logs tighten your hole a bit Charming" But clearly it was tight - that sphincter sucked it right up and wouldn't let it out?  | |||
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"Flipping heck
Yeah. That's what I thought too
How did you err..
I went fishing "You had a fishing rod with a magnet at the end? Is that what took so long? | |||
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"I remember Dr Christian showing an x-ray of a person with a pair of hair straighteners stuck up there "Was he singing "come on Arlene" when he was showing the xray? | |||
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"Happened to me, I think I was more scared of going to a&e, with the doc looking up my arse. She eventually fished it out." Who did? The doctor? Or the woman you were with? | |||
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I’ve been convincing myself it doesn’t, I hate the thought of loosing something up there | |||
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"Happened to me, I think I was more scared of going to a&e, with the doc looking up my arse. She eventually fished it out. Who did? The doctor? Or the woman you were with?" The woman I was with. | |||
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"Oh god, this actually happens
I’ve been convincing myself it doesn’t, I hate the thought of loosing something up there"Oh it really does happen, I didn't think it could either. To be fair, he was pressing on the jewel, so I doubt it would have happened if he hadn't done that, but still. I freaked out | |||
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"Happened to me, I think I was more scared of going to a&e, with the doc looking up my arse. She eventually fished it out. Who did? The doctor? Or the woman you were with? The woman I was with." Ahh gotcha. Glad you avoided the hospital too! | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"So sorry to laugh it that story almost made me wet myself I trust your ok loooooooool | |||
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"Happened to me, I think I was more scared of going to a&e, with the doc looking up my arse. She eventually fished it out. Who did? The doctor? Or the woman you were with? The woman I was with. Ahh gotcha. Glad you avoided the hospital too!" Would have been so embarrassing | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!
So sorry to laugh it that story almost made me wet myself
I trust your ok loooooooool"It's a pretty comical story, I was able to laugh AFTER the extraction | |||
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"I was with a guy, getting ready for some cheeky bum sex and I had a butt plug in. I was relaxed laying on my tummy and he was teasing me while giving the plug a little push and then suddenly... It was gone! He'd accidentally pushed it up inside me, and what then followed was several minutes of me desperately trying to avoid a trip to A&E by fishing it back out. Which is harder than you think when you're panicking and clenching
I won't be forgetting that any time soon!
Anyone else ever lost a butt plug in this way? I'd heard of it happening but didn't really think it was possible. It definitely is!"Bless, very erotic and very funny (though scary for you) all at the same time. | |||
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"Haha Kitty I’m sorry I can’t help but laugh! I can imagine the panicked look on your face must have been a picture! Glad you can see the funny side of it now
And also it didn’t affect your meet too badly "Haha no, I did tell him off straight after he pushed it in, but we still had a great time | |||
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"Did you try the Heimlich maneuver? "Haha no, he offered to help but I was too panicked and embarrassed! | |||
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"Did you try the Heimlich maneuver? "Would a handstand be required for such a thing, or would it be equally effective standing? | |||
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"Did you try the Heimlich maneuver?
Would a handstand be required for such a thing, or would it be equally effective standing?"A handstand would surely have resulted in the poor man being shot in the face by a metal plug? | |||
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"Did you try the Heimlich maneuver?
Would a handstand be required for such a thing, or would it be equally effective standing?
A handstand would surely have resulted in the poor man being shot in the face by a metal plug? "I wonder if that would have been a suitable sacrifice to avoid it being jettisoned at the TV? Probably not. | |||
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"If you DO have to go to A&E, what do they do (apart from laugh at you)? Do they recruit nurses with specially small hands? " Haha luckily I don't know! Maybe pliars? | |||
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"If you DO have to go to A&E, what do they do (apart from laugh at you)? Do they recruit nurses with specially small hands? Haha luckily I don't know! Maybe pliars? "REALLY BIG pliers and a crowd of medical students for "educational purposes". | |||
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I’m going to Chuck the small jewelled one I have in the bin now. | |||
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"Not quite the same, but years ago, I was with a girl and used her vibrator on her pussy. Half way through, she got very quiet, then suddenly grabbed my hand and yanked it out of her. The batteries had been leaking inside the vibrator and had started to leak into her vagina!!! We called A&E but their advice was to flush it with water and only come in if there was any bleeding. I can still vividly remember her sitting in a cool bath while I used a thin piece of plastic pipe to blow water up into her coochy! Young love is so sweet! Gbat" Oh my goodness! I thought I was unlucky when I got chilli in mine, but battery acid wins hands down. Poor thing! | |||
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"I didn’t even know this could happen
I’m going to Chuck the small jewelled one I have in the bin now. "It can only happen if the gentleman accidentally pushes a bit harder than intended, I believe. | |||
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"I didn’t even know this could happen
I’m going to Chuck the small jewelled one I have in the bin now.
It can only happen if the gentleman accidentally pushes a bit harder than intended, I believe. "Maybe he'll remember that next time | |||
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"Not quite the same, but years ago, I was with a girl and used her vibrator on her pussy. Half way through, she got very quiet, then suddenly grabbed my hand and yanked it out of her. The batteries had been leaking inside the vibrator and had started to leak into her vagina!!! We called A&E but their advice was to flush it with water and only come in if there was any bleeding. I can still vividly remember her sitting in a cool bath while I used a thin piece of plastic pipe to blow water up into her coochy! Young love is so sweet! Gbat Oh my goodness! I thought I was unlucky when I got chilli in mine, but battery acid wins hands down. Poor thing!"You got chilli in yours?! Did you forget which end to eat from?
And battery acid?! Wow. I'm glad there was no lasting impact from that except the story, that'd have been awful! | |||
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"I didn’t even know this could happen
I’m going to Chuck the small jewelled one I have in the bin now.
It can only happen if the gentleman accidentally pushes a bit harder than intended, I believe.
Maybe he'll remember that next time "And push harder straight away? Yeah, maybe... | |||
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Three it away once recovered and only large t handle ones from now on.. | |||
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"A&E receptionist "take a seat Ms Kitty, the Doctor will be with you shortly" Ms Kitty "errr, no I'll just stand thanks" " | |||
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"Was it a jewelled one I have seen several stories about those there only good for taking pictures as during play they should have a bigger base " Yes it was a jewelled one, medium size (I have a pack of three that I'm not too scared to use lol) | |||
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