FabSwingers.com forum: The Teapot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just watched Keith Lemon who talked about having sex this way and that then finished off with the teapot, which got messy.

I thought I'd heard it all but every now and then something comes along which makes you think the what? Had to google to see what it was. Anyone ever heard of this, never mind done it and is it something that appeals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes sireee I sure have

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

i googled it and found a celebrity teapot signed by keith lemon on e-bay

..... well if ive lived this long without knowing .. what the hell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get an explanation then? I want to know now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't heard of it but then I'm not familiar with a lot of sex terminology. I didn't know what snowballing or ATM were until last year! (The person who told me thought it was very funny I didn't know)

I'm better informed on fetish and kink terms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a little teapot short and stout...

Heres my handle Heres my... Bugger Im a sugar bowl...!!

*Steven Fry*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's ATM? That's where I get my money out the wall to me! I need a sex dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked up ATM and teapotting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's ATM? That's where I get my money out the wall to me! I need a sex dictionary

Ass to mouth!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

there is one online . just google some sex terms (Cleveland steamer is a classic or felching ) and up it will pop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is one online . just google some sex terms (Cleveland steamer is a classic or felching ) and up it will pop!

Ew so would my stomach contents!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Abbie I just looked at that too, funny! Still no wiser on the teapot though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double bassing

Tromboning

Tea bagging

Bag piping

All good fun tonwhile away the hours

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

All I can say is ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I can say is ouch"

I would add why!? Lol

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

This is better than school, I'm getting educated by the post, untill I read the explanation of ATM i thought it was taking Barclays slogan "The Hole in the Wall" to extremes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did i google this

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

OMG, the explanation I found just made me cringe and as for the guy whistling just before he comes, I'd be screaming and running well before that. Mkaes a mental note that if any lady asks for The Teapot, she'd best be putting out her best bone china...

And here is the googled explanation, but as they say on the telly for those who don't want to know look away now...

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl that's what I read! Freaky shit hahahaahahahaha get it! Shit lol x imagine the squeeze to pop them out and a little poo comes out too! Lmao

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

hahaha Abbie to think my ex used to think that girl on top was pushing the boudaries, doggy was out of bounds and oral was perverted.

If only I'd have asked her would she like a teapot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never drinking tea again......coffee all the way

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Im a little teapot short and stout...

Heres my handle Heres my... Bugger Im a sugar bowl...!!

*Steven Fry*"

That always makes me laugh.

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