Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes, I spelt that correctly! You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing. The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you. For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points. So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely..." I’d need the formula for point scoring to properly decide my item. Also in your example of the car, does pushing it and it rolling count? Or does it need to be thrown. I’m not that competitive I promise | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes, I spelt that correctly! You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing. The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you. For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points. So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely... I’d need the formula for point scoring to properly decide my item. Also in your example of the car, does pushing it and it rolling count? Or does it need to be thrown. I’m not that competitive I promise " Thrown. It must leave the ground to count | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw a kettle over a pub. " Are we talking a small camping kettle over a thatched ale house or a family sized one over a hungry horse house? These things matter | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw a kettle over a pub. " How the hell did you work out you had this skill?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Someone I can't trust. "
That’s usually not very far though, would you rather downsizing to a microwave or maybe a bedside table for more distance? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is tossing allowed rather than wanging? " The action is unimportant, it’s distance relative to size in relevance to your size that’s important | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes, I spelt that correctly! You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing. The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you. For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points. So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely..." An anvil 1 inch, I am 2' 3" --------Winner? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw square hay bales onto a trailer during harvest. Not sure of height but considerable higher than me, which I guess isn't that high "Not bad, what kind of weight are we talking? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes, I spelt that correctly! You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing. The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you. For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points. So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely... An anvil 1 inch, I am 2' 3" --------Winner?" I need confirmation of your height... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw square hay bales onto a trailer during harvest. Not sure of height but considerable higher than me, which I guess isn't that high
Not bad, what kind of weight are we talking? "Had to look it up but between 16 and 25kg. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw square hay bales onto a trailer during harvest. Not sure of height but considerable higher than me, which I guess isn't that high
Not bad, what kind of weight are we talking?
Had to look it up but between 16 and 25kg."That’s not bad! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw square hay bales onto a trailer during harvest. Not sure of height but considerable higher than me, which I guess isn't that high
Not bad, what kind of weight are we talking?
Had to look it up but between 16 and 25kg.
That’s not bad!
"Farmer genes for you, stronger than I look  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m embarrassed about how much thought I’m putting into this but I’m going back to basics and say a chariot wheel just like Celtic warrior Culchulainn did back in 2000BC " Iron rimmed, wooden frame? I’m not going to allow rolling as part of the score though | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw square hay bales onto a trailer during harvest. Not sure of height but considerable higher than me, which I guess isn't that high
Not bad, what kind of weight are we talking?
Had to look it up but between 16 and 25kg.
That’s not bad!
Farmer genes for you, stronger than I look "Oooft! My knees just went a bit weak | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m embarrassed about how much thought I’m putting into this but I’m going back to basics and say a chariot wheel just like Celtic warrior Culchulainn did back in 2000BC Iron rimmed, wooden frame? I’m not going to allow rolling as part of the score though" Wooden framed with part of a wooden axle attached for gripping purposes. The technique would be similar to modern day hammer throwing so a few spins and then launch | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m embarrassed about how much thought I’m putting into this but I’m going back to basics and say a chariot wheel just like Celtic warrior Culchulainn did back in 2000BC Iron rimmed, wooden frame? I’m not going to allow rolling as part of the score though Wooden framed with part of a wooden axle attached for gripping purposes. The technique would be similar to modern day hammer throwing so a few spins and then launch" Cool, good luck with that | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m embarrassed about how much thought I’m putting into this but I’m going back to basics and say a chariot wheel just like Celtic warrior Culchulainn did back in 2000BC Iron rimmed, wooden frame? I’m not going to allow rolling as part of the score though Wooden framed with part of a wooden axle attached for gripping purposes. The technique would be similar to modern day hammer throwing so a few spins and then launch Cool, good luck with that"  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes, I spelt that correctly! You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing. The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you. For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points. So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely..." "If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie" Miss Hannigan wouldn't have dared bully that orphan. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes, I spelt that correctly! You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing. The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you. For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points. So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely... "If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie" Miss Hannigan wouldn't have dared bully that orphan. "
I’m going firmly with auto carrot on that typo. It should read Arnie | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can throw a hissy fit over a bad cup of tea "I’m not sure that it will factor high but if that’s your entry... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Therefore I’m making myself exempt from any further wanging competitions | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Wellie wanging is dangerous ....... played this at a sports day with children and parents. When giving the demonstration I hit myself in face with said wellie
Therefore I’m making myself exempt from any further wanging competitions "I shouldn’t laugh... I’m absolutely not laughing... the sheer difficulty in achieving that is something in itself! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Wellie wanging is dangerous ....... played this at a sports day with children and parents. When giving the demonstration I hit myself in face with said wellie
Therefore I’m making myself exempt from any further wanging competitions
I shouldn’t laugh... I’m absolutely not laughing...
the sheer difficulty in achieving that is something in itself!"Never be achieved again I’m a bit of a one off when it comes to accidents | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I choose where to stand and does vertical distance count? Can I choose to throw something with wings? Like a goose, or a glider...How would that affect the points? (you can probably see where I'm going with this) " Weight carries as many points as distance. If you want to sacrifice one for the other, that’s up to you! A goose isn’t allowed though | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m going to wang a fairly heavy glider  "*pulls up a chair to watch* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I will throw a helium balloon into space. Balloon weight (in a vacuum) 2 grams. Me, 6'1 and 12 Stone. Distance 380,000 feet." Interesting choice. Of course, if it doesn’t make it or comes down close to you, you’re stuffed | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm going to chuck a big heavy dildo up a dark damp alley. "classy as always  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm going to chuck a big heavy dildo up a dark damp alley. " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm going to chuck a big heavy dildo up a dark damp alley. " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
) | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
I cannot guarantee in which direction it will go but I can definitely say it won't be where I aim | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
It was the end of the day and all the kids were let loose in the 'cowpat drop competition field' | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Right, I'm throwing 43,000 helium balloons tied to a microlite off the top of a very tall thing in the general direction of the jetstream... My theory is the balloons will take it up and away in the wind, then (after an already substantial distance travelled) eventually pop and it will glide gracefully another 'long way' before hitting the ground. Hopefully it doesn't just glide back to where I'm standing and hit me in the head... I suppose I gould have picked fewer balloons and a small fixed wing drone... " ^^ this guy has spent some time thinking about this! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Jelly beans into waiting mouths? (Guess what I'm eating ) "If you throw a large enough amount, that might help, although it also increases your body weight so it might be counterproductive | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Okay I'm 5ft 2, weigh 45kg and I can throw a car wheel about 8ft I reckon. No problem lifting it then I'll spin and launch it like a discus thrower
I cannot guarantee in which direction it will go but I can definitely say it won't be where I aim "You’re a tiny person, that might score pretty high! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I could Wang my car keys into a bowl from a fair distance if the circumstances were right "
In those circumstances, you’ll definitely score | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Wanging! I remember wanging cowpats at a farm summer festival when I was a child It was the end of the day and all the kids were let loose in the 'cowpat drop competition field' "In my experience, it takes a few days for a cowpat to be wangable (I’ve just made a new word!) in the correct circumstances though, they make brilliant and disgusting frisbees | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I reckon I could wang a Barnsley chop a good distance. Or a Cumberland sausage ring.... " Is that a euphemism? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I reckon I could wang a Barnsley chop a good distance. Or a Cumberland sausage ring.... Is that a euphemism? " Read into that what you will, TM.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
