FabSwingers.com forum: Im sometimes lost for words

By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

..when I get some messages.

How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -

Im George

Im driving to Manchester

I had a meet last night???

Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??

Other than delete, what can you suggest?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I often answer them with such messages

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.

Oh can I have a copy...

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.

Oh can I have a copy...

I bet theres copyright

But very polite of you ladies...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.

Oh can I have a copy...

It varies slightly and states something like "Thanks for your message, and I am sorry to disappoint but I am not looking to continue with this exchange. Happy swinging and hope you find what you are looking for"

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.

Oh can I have a copy...

I'll send it you

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.

Oh can I have a copy...

I bet theres copyright

But very polite of you ladies..."
No copyright lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

_ezebel, lost for words!!!!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i get ones saying 'i'll be in evesham in 10 mins' during the day

i just reply saying 'thas great, i'm in stratford'

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"_ezebel, lost for words!!!!!!!!"

oi Ill have you know it does happen occasionally!

Or maybe Im just lost for polite words...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My favourites are "im coming to your area" when they dont have a clue what my area is. Or they say im in sheffield as well, so i reply as well as who

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"i get ones saying 'i'll be in evesham in 10 mins' during the day

i just reply saying 'thas great, i'm in stratford'"

I like that

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"My favourites are "im coming to your area" when they dont have a clue what my area is. Or they say im in sheffield as well, so i reply as well as who"

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I always feel like saying "That's nice" in a Mrs Brown kind of way (her polite version of f**k off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to reply to any. Joys of being a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just delete and block!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"..when I get some messages.

How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -

Im George

Im driving to Manchester

I had a meet last night???

Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??

Other than delete, what can you suggest?

"
I am rarely lost for words unless im wearing a bit gag

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

My favourite hate is the "How are you?" it makes me feel like replying with...

'What the fuck has it got to do with you how I am? I don't know you and you don't know me, why would you give a shit how I feel? Fact is you don't care so why ask?'

but in practice we just ignore.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

had one yesterday saying 'am in Gatwick, she looks nice. meet now?'

responded with 'let me text her and ask her to walk out of work, how does that sound?'

he replied 'ok, will wait'

some never fail to amuse....

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"My favourite hate is the "How are you?" it makes me feel like replying with...

'What the fuck has it got to do with you how I am? I don't know you and you don't know me, why would you give a shit how I feel? Fact is you don't care so why ask?'

but in practice we just ignore."

Hi,

How are you?

Carambar

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"had one yesterday saying 'am in Gatwick, she looks nice. meet now?'

responded with 'let me text her and ask her to walk out of work, how does that sound?'

he replied 'ok, will wait'

some never fail to amuse.... "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm currently out of the country for work and my status says that I'm not meeting now.

And yet every day I've been away I've had something along the lines of "wanna meet now "

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Im George

Sorry I prefer Sainsburys

Im driving to Manchester

OK, I'll warn them.

I had a meet last night

Well done. You should go and tell some of the other guys there is hope for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..when I get some messages.

How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -

Im George

Im driving to Manchester

I had a meet last night???

Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??

Other than delete, what can you suggest?

do you honestly get messages like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually answer these stupid 'meet now?' messages with, "We're waiting for our Aids results to come through but until then we intend to make the most of it, so sure, come on over. Bareback ok?"

Strangely they don't reply.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

yous can be awful harsh at times.

george sounds lovely to me.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I sometimes wonder why they can't be more imaginative. How about just replying simply with banannas...

Their message is shit in the first place lol they will be happy of the reply and won't give a monkeys about the content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourites are "im coming to your area" when they dont have a clue what my area is. Or they say im in sheffield as well, so i reply as well as who"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..when I get some messages.

How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -

Im George

Im driving to Manchester

I had a meet last night???

Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??

Other than delete, what can you suggest?

do you honestly get messages like that?

Yes we do and also 'Hi' and nothing else

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Don't forget the ones who just put a full stop in the message text!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget the ones who just put a full stop in the message text!

That's what I send in reply to one line messages!

I take as much time and thought as they did in their mail to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we really do get these messages! There r some real twats about fair play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'what are you looking for ? is the one that bugs me

experience tells me, it is them that is usually looking for something so i now turn it round and say

'what are YOU looking for ?'

it is surprising how many can ask but can't answer the same question !

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"My favourite hate is the "How are you?" it makes me feel like replying with...

'What the fuck has it got to do with you how I am? I don't know you and you don't know me, why would you give a shit how I feel? Fact is you don't care so why ask?'

but in practice we just ignore.

Hi,

How are you?

Carambar"

Pretty damn good as goes thank you for asking. How the hell are you?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"'what are you looking for ? is the one that bugs me

experience tells me, it is them that is usually looking for something so i now turn it round and say

'what are YOU looking for ?'

it is surprising how many can ask but can't answer the same question !"

Yeah the "what you looking for" is an eye roller. My inner dialog is screaming 'what the fuck do you think I wrote a fucking profile for you twat', whilst my replies vary.

When this question pops up a few messages in, I tend to reply with..... I can't really add much more than I have already written in my profile, unless there is something specific you want to know..... again rolling my eyes as their first message no doubt started with "I love your profile".

How they responde will determine if my next message is serious, sensible, playful or and utter pisstake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day we get "Hi how are u"

to which we reply

"fine"

and they vanish.

do people think they'll get "We are great thanks and please, come over and fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones that start with 'I wouldn't normally ask/suggest this....' - to which I usually reply with 'Really? Then don't!'.

Hi how are you ones usually get deleted - or if in feeling cruel I'll reply 'fantastic! Getting noshed by three gorgeous girls right now so sorry haven't got time to reply!'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The one, two, three word and one liners now get a response that says 'Have fun but not with me'. They don't reply unless it's to be scathing.

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Bless 'em, one and all I say!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Bless 'em, one and all I say!

ok ladies,some guys message's maybe a bit curt,and ambiguous,but what do yous expect.

most of their other encounters with the opposite sex,would have been spent listening,not talking.

so their lack of communication skills,could in fact be your fault,and taken from experience,rather than any ignorance, and expectation on their part.

plus for some ladies,even a well crafted message,from a straight oscar wilde in his heyday,would not suffice.he would just be considered a poncy wanker,and deleted.

so even though it could be said,that some of the guys messaging skills maybe less than perfect.

it could also be said,that for some of the ladies,the decision that the guy was wanker,and to delete,was made some time before,the message was opened.

i'm still thinking george sounded lovely.

now having said all that.

do any of yous fancy a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a one line message (from a stranger) last night that said, basically, 'wow your boobs are huge'.

I replied with "well spotted".

I wasn't sure what else to say really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'what are you looking for ? is the one that bugs me

experience tells me, it is them that is usually looking for something so i now turn it round and say

'what are YOU looking for ?'

it is surprising how many can ask but can't answer the same question !"

Don't forget the "what u into?" Ones...my reply is always...people who can read.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a one line message (from a stranger) last night that said, basically, 'wow your boobs are huge'.

I replied with "well spotted".

I wasn't sure what else to say really"

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