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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its something I really try my best to avoid

But there are occasions like today where by it happens

Too deep and she's almost shot out the window.

This struggle is real

Being big ain't all done of you may think it is, makes me feel really really bad, all I can really do is what I do do, reasure the woman it's not intentional

How's these situations make other well endowed chaps feel when it happens ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All that you *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aim her into something soft instead of a window

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aim her into something soft instead of a window

She was around 8ft away from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t go so deep. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself one of those donut bumpers. I don't know what they are actually called.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t go so deep. ? "

Well it does take lots of practice when experiencing different women as all women are different but odd occasions it does happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yourself one of those donut bumpers. I don't know what they are actually called. "

Depth ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one of those elastic compression bandage things like sports people wear for no reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This is a reason i dont go with we guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself one of those donut bumpers. I don't know what they are actually called.

Depth ring? "

Sounds like it. I don't know the name of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

I'm talking about it bottoming out and giving ya cervix a jab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a reason i dont go with we guys"

Do you mean vwe guys ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get one of those elastic compression bandage things like sports people wear for no reason."

I'm not sure how this would help ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

And that's exactly why I prefer average. No danger of being launched out of a window or having bruised insides.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

I'm talking about it bottoming out and giving ya cervix a jab

You're selling yourself really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

We do we do. Every man wants to be him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd there’s no pic of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her go on top, or do anal xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

It really isn't that big

I've seen it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What did you do to warm her up?

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

Agree. met a guy from here he was massive but he made me wet enough to go twice in 2 hours mm was heaven and a plus he was like a model with a N.Ireand accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that's exactly why I prefer average. No danger of being launched out of a window or having bruised insides."

Did someone say they prefer average?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Get stabbed by her coil threads that will teach you about depth perception!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get stabbed by her coil threads that will teach you about depth perception! "

Hahaha love it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Get stabbed by her coil threads that will teach you about depth perception!

Hahaha love it. "

Unless they accidentally pull out said coil while 'prepping'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let her go on top, or do anal xx"

It can and sometimes does still happen with her on top and I'm not really into anal to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use glazed ring donuts, they will act as a buffer and a handy post sex snack! Happy to help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up? "

Plenty, she was a decent temperature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

I'm talking about it bottoming out and giving ya cervix a jab

You're selling yourself really well.

I'm not for sale, there's no price label on me, a woman's either in or she's not, sleep I will not lose

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What did you do to warm her up?

Plenty, she was a decent temperature

Nice and wet? Relaxed in your company?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

I'm talking about it bottoming out and giving ya cervix a jab

You're selling yourself really well.

I'm not for sale, there's no price label on me, a woman's either in or she's not, sleep I will not lose

Ok yoda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up? "

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

Agree. met a guy from here he was massive but he made me wet enough to go twice in 2 hours mm was heaven and a plus he was like a model with a N.Ireand accent.

I doubt I'd stop in those 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Plenty, she was a decent temperature

Nice and wet? Relaxed in your company? "

Of course, to both

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Do you forget that you've already sent me a pic of it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What did you do to warm her up?

Plenty, she was a decent temperature

Nice and wet? Relaxed in your company?

Of course, to both

Then your size was not the issue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use glazed ring donuts, they will act as a buffer and a handy post sex snack! Happy to help!

There's not a chance in hell a doughnuts going over it without getting destroyed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie"

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Plenty, she was a decent temperature

Nice and wet? Relaxed in your company?

Of course, to both

Then your size was not the issue. "

The issue was a momentary lapse in concentration which ended up bottoming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm, another look at me thread with no substance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm, another look at me thread with no substance?

The whole point of any thread is a look at me otherwise there would be no replies what so ever

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What did you do to warm her up?

Plenty, she was a decent temperature

Nice and wet? Relaxed in your company?

Of course, to both

Then your size was not the issue.

The issue was a momentary lapse in concentration which ended up bottoming out

Well I guess with such a massive weapon of destruction you can't be sleeping on the job

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced "

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"And that's exactly why I prefer average. No danger of being launched out of a window or having bruised insides."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

sounds to me your either bragging or a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ? "

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

That’s why I don’t like too big, I’d rather not have my cervix bashed

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably brag a little more if I had a big willy bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

And that's just the things on here, I can guarantee my cock is on quite a few people's tongues off here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

And that's just the things on here, I can guarantee my cock is on quite a few people's tongues off here

Back it up. Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

And that's just the things on here, I can guarantee my cock is on quite a few people's tongues off here

Back it up. Prove it. "

Oooooooh challenge delivered...

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Only one way to solve this... get yer cock oot for us to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

And that's just the things on here, I can guarantee my cock is on quite a few people's tongues off here

Back it up. Prove it. "

Iv no need to back a thing up to you,

1 I don't know you.

2 I dont need to know you

3 I'm straight so why would I even waste my time proving shit to you

4 you didn't even ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

I don't think it's the biggest in the entire world, how have you come to that conclusion ?

Just assumed as your cock has been mentioned more times than covid this year

And that's just the things on here, I can guarantee my cock is on quite a few people's tongues off here

Back it up. Prove it.

Iv no need to back a thing up to you,

1 I don't know you.

2 I dont need to know you

3 I'm straight so why would I even waste my time proving shit to you

4 you didn't even ask nicely

Don’t flatter yourself. I asked because you can’t. Do you seriously think anyone believes you. Read the room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise"

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one way to solve this... get yer cock oot for us to see

Funny enough...he wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer back to my previous comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

I’m asking a question. Don’t be so delicate tutts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

I’m asking a question. Don’t be so delicate tutts"

Jealousy you screaming it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

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a leather bubble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use glazed ring donuts, they will act as a buffer and a handy post sex snack! Happy to help!

I'm actually nodding here thinking glazed is a good idea because the grainy sugary ones would hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

I’m asking a question. Don’t be so delicate tutts

Jealousy you screaming it out

Jealous of what. My profile says what you see. Not one to envy liars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

I’m asking a question. Don’t be so delicate tutts

Jealousy you screaming it out

Jealous of what. My profile says what you see. Not one to envy liars "

How certain are you I'm a liar ?

Also how many women hate you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

I’m asking a question. Don’t be so delicate tutts

Jealousy you screaming it out

Jealous of what. My profile says what you see. Not one to envy liars

How certain are you I'm a liar ?

Also how many women hate you ?"

Certain, and not as many as you hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself one of those donut bumpers. I don't know what they are actually called.

Depth ring? "

Mark some lines on your cock so you know how deep to go. Even better get them tattooed on so you can plunge away without worrying the lines will rub off.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

The fact you said that says otherwise

1 thing you will never manage is to piss on my parade

My bubble is thicker and tougher than leather

I’m asking a question. Don’t be so delicate tutts

Jealousy you screaming it out

Jealous of what. My profile says what you see. Not one to envy liars

How certain are you I'm a liar ?

Also how many women hate you ?

Certain, and not as many as you hope"

Wrong idea all together, I'm hated by dozens

And there's reasons for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example."

My thoughts. One night stands often teach people nothing.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s a doll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example."

When you've a cock capable of causing serious pain then you've to master using it, you've to practice on different my put together woman to find the balance

And that alone takes years and years of practice

Its an art

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

My thoughts. One night stands often teach people nothing. "

Who said anything about 1 night stands ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

When you've a cock capable of causing serious pain then you've to master using it, you've to practice on different my put together woman to find the balance

And that alone takes years and years of practice

Its an art "

A skilled marksman with his deadly weapon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

When you've a cock capable of causing serious pain then you've to master using it, you've to practice on different my put together woman to find the balance

And that alone takes years and years of practice

Its an art

A skilled marksman with his deadly weapon.

Absolutley that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

When you've a cock capable of causing serious pain then you've to master using it, you've to practice on different my put together woman to find the balance

And that alone takes years and years of practice

Its an art

A skilled marksman with his deadly weapon.

Absolutley that

Imitation

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

When you've a cock capable of causing serious pain then you've to master using it, you've to practice on different my put together woman to find the balance

And that alone takes years and years of practice

Its an art "

I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining. "

Yeah, viewing from the balcony like Statler and Wardolf.

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over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining. "

The pair of them are entertaining

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

Yeah, viewing from the balcony like Statler and Wardolf. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

Hearing your nonsense and seeing you have one picture I’d be pretty confident you lie

And that's 1 of the best things about it, showing the non believers what they've missed out on there entire lives

Where have you done that almighty oracle of no verifications and pics to back it up?

I'm sure the majority of blokes on here have no veris?

Just because a person has no veris on here that don't mean they're not massively sexually experienced

Wow. Is humble your middle name, or did I mix things up?!

Id put money on that without paying for it I'm 1 of the most sexually experienced blokes on this site

Having a lot of sex or sex with many people doesn't mean anything at all. It doesn't mean it's any good, for example.

When you've a cock capable of causing serious pain then you've to master using it, you've to practice on different my put together woman to find the balance

And that alone takes years and years of practice

Its an art

A skilled marksman with his deadly weapon.

Absolutley that

Imitation "

Youd still be frightened by it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Shall we give them some privacy? *Backs out silently and closes door*

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Shall we give them some privacy? *Backs out silently and closes door*"

Good entertainment when the telly is rubbish

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

Yeah, viewing from the balcony like Statler and Wardolf.

PS I see what you did there

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Shall we give them some privacy? *Backs out silently and closes door*

Good entertainment when the telly is rubbish

The best story this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Shall we give them some privacy? *Backs out silently and closes door*

Good entertainment when the telly is rubbish

Telly is shite 24/7

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Get stabbed by her coil threads that will teach you about depth perception!

Hahaha love it.

Unless they accidentally pull out said coil while 'prepping'

Ouch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!"

Good god woman, are you completely loopy?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!"

Why ? I got the impression that you dislike me ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!

Why ? I got the impression that you dislike me ? "

I do. Doesn’t stop it being entertaining though.

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over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!

Why ? I got the impression that you dislike me ?

I do. Doesn’t stop it being entertaining though. "

Lol

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over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!

Why ? I got the impression that you dislike me ?

I do. Doesn’t stop it being entertaining though. "

Your not the only 1 there, world's full of jealous haters

Nothing I can really do about it though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!

Why ? I got the impression that you dislike me ?

I do. Doesn’t stop it being entertaining though.

Your not the only 1 there, world's full of jealous haters

Nothing I can really do about it though

Wish I could get rid of this jealous hate. It’s a burden for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh don’t bite people. That is what he wants. To sit back and watch is much more entertaining.

The pair of them are entertaining

Couldn’t have been a better pair to be fair

Genuinely made my Saturday night as there is F all in TV

I’ve paused Lucifer for this!

Why ? I got the impression that you dislike me ?

I do. Doesn’t stop it being entertaining though.

Your not the only 1 there, world's full of jealous haters

Nothing I can really do about it though

Sure is

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over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

I've looked back at the pic and determine this to be a lie. I've quite large hands that don't quite meet round the thickest part. Your man hands fully close round your shaft.

Why on earth are you so bothered by me and my cock ?

I would say it's possibly because most of your threads centre around it??

She can't help herself ?

As alot can't I suppose

It's cool to be me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

I've looked back at the pic and determine this to be a lie. I've quite large hands that don't quite meet round the thickest part. Your man hands fully close round your shaft.

Why on earth are you so bothered by me and my cock ?

I would say it's possibly because most of your threads centre around it??

She can't help herself ?

As alot can't I suppose

It's cool to be me

Personally I prefer things hot!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

I've looked back at the pic and determine this to be a lie. I've quite large hands that don't quite meet round the thickest part. Your man hands fully close round your shaft.

Why on earth are you so bothered by me and my cock ?

I would say it's possibly because most of your threads centre around it??

She can't help herself ?

As alot can't I suppose

It's cool to be me

It really is the boredom thing. Don't let it go to your head (big or small

)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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over a year ago

"What did you do to warm her up?

Looking at your wand/hand pic and determining your want to hand ratio id be pretty confident my girth puts your wand to shame

I've looked back at the pic and determine this to be a lie. I've quite large hands that don't quite meet round the thickest part. Your man hands fully close round your shaft.

Why on earth are you so bothered by me and my cock ?

I would say it's possibly because most of your threads centre around it??

She can't help herself ?

As alot can't I suppose

It's cool to be me

It really is the boredom thing. Don't let it go to your head (big or small

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You go to my head

In your dreams

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Have Carrick and this Constant chappie ever been seen at the same time. I'm starting to wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have Carrick and this Constant chappie ever been seen at the same time. I'm starting to wonder

Who's Carrick? Iv not seen anyone by that name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big are you? Long as woman is wet and turned on enough she should stretch well.. I normally do

I'm talking about it bottoming out and giving ya cervix a jab

Personally I don’t mind that as long as it isn’t continuous otherwise it can cause cystitis and longer term pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else knows, you have the biggest cock in the entire world. Men can only dream of having your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that's exactly why I prefer average. No danger of being launched out of a window or having bruised insides."

Cool, there's still hope for me

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Have Carrick and this Constant chappie ever been seen at the same time. I'm starting to wonder

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Going through this thread he was the first dude to spring to mind...

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