FabSwingers.com forum: You know your getting old when???

By *estman for the job OP Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Your building a frames for the greenhouse so you can have more veg boxes,what makes u realise your old folks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birthday comes.. happens every year god dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start wearing your contacts and reading glasses together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you get excited over your new hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the songs you grew up with are played at end of the night and the dj calls them the 'golden oldies'

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

When the grand daughter of someone you knew over 30 years ago messages you

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

First time I really felt my age was when chatting star wars tk my boy he tried to correct me when I said " the original 3" and new 6 and he was like mum there are 6 old ones and the rest are new!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When the songs you grew up with are played at end of the night and the dj calls them the 'golden oldies'

Or you realise that songs that were in the charts when you were 16 are now 40 years old!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start sitting on your ballbag

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

When i struggle with a 20 mile hike

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Making noises when you move !

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"you get excited over your new hoover

Px "

I have one better. You get excited when you empty the Hoover and notice how much better it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you get excited over your new hoover

Px "

I need a better 1, the 1 I have is crap, I'm getting excited

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

When you realise that Buffy the vampire slayer is now in her 40s...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When you realise that Buffy the vampire slayer is now in her 40s...

Or the surviving members of Game For A Laugh are all in their 70s as I discovered the other day

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

You can remember speaking to a man who was in the Russian Revolution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fart and shit yourself

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

The North where we do what we want

I get excited as about new kitchen things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I really felt my age was when chatting star wars tk my boy he tried to correct me when I said " the original 3" and new 6 and he was like mum there are 6 old ones and the rest are new! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at a pair of shoes and go they look comfortable xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You fart and shit yourself "

Standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start enjoying the chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start watching Forces TV

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"you get excited over your new hoover

I have one better. You get excited when you empty the Hoover and notice how much better it is

But did you Hoover with the old Hoover then do it again with the new Hoover? Maximum effect for how bad the old one was

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you run to answer the phone naked and get carpet burns on your arse cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you run to answer the phone naked and get carpet burns on your arse cheeks

You fell over again

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Yeovil

When I check someone's ID at work and realise they can be old enough to buy alcohol and be born in 2003.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

When I can't keep an erection for hours.....good old viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you run to answer the phone naked and get carpet burns on your arse cheeks

You fell over again

I’ve still not got up from the last time

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

You know you’re getting old when you wake up feeling hungover and you haven’t even had a drink the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you sell the two seater convertible for a 4x4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get an evening to yourself and you just want to sit in pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forget your age and struggle with the simplest of tech yet your 5 year old and younger is a total wizzard on it and teaches you how to use it and do bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're knackered after looking after your grandchild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're knackered after looking after your grandchild

When someone younger than you says that^

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Your 2nd Stannah stair lift no longer has spare parts produced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start comparing the toasties in the Garden centre to the one you visited last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to sit down for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say things like he/she doesn’t look old enough to drive or you walk through town when the kiddys are in school and see so many that you think should be at school to find out they drive

Is it me or are there a lot of younger people looking a lot younger than there ages must be all the anti aging creams or maybe it’s just my old age lol

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

When your first car is now referred to as a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Mr) You can’t stay up to watch MOTD , so you catch it early on the Sunday morning

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Bottom shelf in a shop and you cannot get back up.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

When you fill in your date of birth on line and have to scroll along time to find your year

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

When a lot of the forum threads are repetitive and seem childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember when most of your home town was fields

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By *ickyMac69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"When you start sitting on your ballbag

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

My body tells me I’m getting old but my brain tells me I’m still 21

What’s all that about

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

When the tunes you used to rave to and get wasted to are the ones you now do the housework to

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By *inBleuMan
over a year ago

Sunny Yorkshire

It’s your son’s 34th birthday.

And your grandson’s 12th.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"You start wearing your contacts and reading glasses together"

This.. definitely.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

"You start wearing your contacts and reading glasses together

This.. definitely.

Been doing this for last 3 years

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When you don't wake up with morning glory!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"You have to sit down for a wee. "

Never knew that was an age thing!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you start sitting on your ballbag

Yep

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Everyone looks younger

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

After sex you think "still bloody got it!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After sex you think "still bloody got it!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My joints and memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you fill in your date of birth on line and have to scroll along time to find your year "
and get dizzy waiting for it to stop lol.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

You are an older man, to women in their thrities.

Better of old than dead, right?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

When younger people hold open a door for you!

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"when you sell the two seater convertible for a 4x4

Nah! You sell the 4 x 4 and buy a two seater sports car because you no longer have children to ferry around.

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"you get excited over your new hoover

Px "

Is it a shark?!

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

I'm listening to a Michael Palin audiobook at the moment, about a ship called Erebus.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

You make involuntary noises so much to the point that your smallest offspring copies them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see guys in there 30s wearing flip flops with socks. And you mutter the C bomb to loudly under your breath, because your hearings fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get your pension statement saying not long before you need to sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start getting called by your surname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only dream of getting a full night's sleep without having to get up for a pee at 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all great! Howling here ... I'm sooooo old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horror of finding your first grey pube seems a dim and distant memory

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

When certain people on here berate me for still having a landline telephone.

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

"you get excited over your new hoover

Px "

Yes totally this. I got a Gtech what did you get?

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

When your sat on the PC at the present moment in time, 3 days off receiving your state pension and wondering, "Shall I claim it now or defer it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you watch porn and think "well that's that sofa ruined"

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

You show your son how to wheelie his bmx and end up in a heap on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You show your son how to wheelie his bmx and end up in a heap on the ground."

Always cover the back brake!

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

When it watches you tie your shoes, rather than watching you shave lol.

So a friend tells me

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/Ashbourne

When I look in the mirror and see more grey hairs appearing at an alarming rate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're putting your date of birth into something online and your child says... Wow you have to scroll a lot!

And yes that did actually happen.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

When you think the policeman telling you off should still be in school..!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When people you assume to be older than you are actually younger, and by quite a few years!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

When you start forgetting how old you actually are and have to think about it for a second

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When Monty Don is your pin up guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get post from saga Holidays

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When Monty Don is your pin up guy!

Is he on your ceiling?

he is kinda cute

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By *hecarpmanMan
over a year ago

SUTTON

You no your getting old when you can't trust a fart......

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

When the 'younger woman' flirting with you in the pub has grown-up children...

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By *estman for the job OP Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When I actually look forward to bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I actually look forward to bedtime"

10 o'clock is the new midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you haven't got a flying fuck what all those words you do know. Now means in the newer generation..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy organising boxes for screws and random stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back

I feel like I'm 90

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back

I feel like I'm 90

Mary needs Wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back

I feel like I'm 90

Mary needs Wine

I'm currently having a medicinal gin and tonic as it happens

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back

I feel like I'm 90

Mary needs Wine

I'm currently having a medicinal gin and tonic as it happens

I would never have guessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lckdown has made little difference to your social life !

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

When you refer to your knees as good and bad one instead of left n right.

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

..... When your son asks you what a tape cassette was.......

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When shoes now need to be Slip-Ons, or with Velcro style fastenings.

When people are now giving up seats to me on the buses.

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"When it watches you tie your shoes, rather than watching you shave lol.

So a friend tells me

That qoute is almost from a song, called "Dear Penis" by Rodney Carrington on Youtube.

"Dear Penis,

I don't think I like anymore,

You used to watch me shave,

Now all u do is stare at the floor.

Oh dear Penis,

I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,

A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,

That's all we needed to get by.

Now it seems things have changed,

I think that your the one to blame.

Dear Penis,

I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,

I don't think I like u anymore,

'Cause when u get to drinkin'

You put me places I've never been before.

Dear Rodney,

I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,

On our man to hand relationship.

Come to terms with truly how we feel.

If we put our heads together,

We'd just stay home forever,

Dear Penis,

I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,

While yer shavin',

Shave my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When your son asks you what a tape cassette was....... "

My great niece asked me if we used to write with a quill and ink at school

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By *riday10Man
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"..... When your son asks you what a tape cassette was.......

My great niece asked me if we used to write with a quill and ink at school

Hope she doesn’t repeat that closer to Christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you refer to your knees as good and bad one instead of left n right."

Haha I literally got called out by my son for saying this half an hour ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 5mins to get out of bed haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you refer to your knees as good and bad one instead of left n right."

I soooooo do this!

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