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"How do you come up with this stuff lol " In my defence, I’m very, very bored at work  | |||
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"I don't think I could win them over..." Seeing as how you’re the prince of hell, you could probably try but we all know where you belong | |||
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"How do you come up with this stuff lol In my defence, I’m very, very bored at work "Ha ha same here. I normally just make another cup of tea to waste the time away | |||
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"I'd still be wondering how I died typing a message here" It was... the salmon mousse | |||
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"How do you come up with this stuff lol In my defence, I’m very, very bored at work
Ha ha same here. I normally just make another cup of tea to waste the time away "*gallic shrug* I’ve got 15 mins to my tea break | |||
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"I'd still be wondering how I died typing a message here It was... the salmon mousse" Hey I didn't even eat the mousse! | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! " I’m definitely going to hell | |||
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"I'd still be wondering how I died typing a message here It was... the salmon mousse Hey I didn't even eat the mousse! "  | |||
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"as an old wrestling promo once said “and if there is a god, he’ll forgive you” “im not telling you anything, you already didnt know”" The great Sean O’Haire  | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! " Contradiction here is extraordinarily reverse.. that in order to gain entry to heaven .. the question states the torments Firstly in reference to Dante I would enquire whether or not I can climb down the legs of the abyss to perform voluntary cleaning services to the fallen angel who got stuck in the centre of the planets core and obviously when at the centre of the earth would then the climb back up he way I can as the polar graviton all pull creates an inter dimensional illusion On the way through the 7 spheres I’d share sheckles with the greedy Give a Mars bar to the glutinous A coffee to the sloaths Wingman the lusty Hug the proud Show pictures of my x to the envious And punch out the wrathful On the return I’d tell St. Peter that i found his keys under a rock and when he not looking Come back to beautiful sunny London | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! Contradiction here is extraordinarily reverse.. that in order to gain entry to heaven .. the question states the torments Firstly in reference to Dante I would enquire whether or not I can climb down the legs of the abyss to perform voluntary cleaning services to the fallen angel who got stuck in the centre of the planets core and obviously when at the centre of the earth would then the climb back up he way I can as the polar graviton all pull creates an inter dimensional illusion On the way through the 7 spheres I’d share sheckles with the greedy Give a Mars bar to the glutinous A coffee to the sloaths Wingman the lusty Hug the proud Show pictures of my x to the envious And punch out the wrathful On the return I’d tell St. Peter that i found his keys under a rock and when he not looking Come back to beautiful sunny London " And give the ferryman on the river Styx an outboard motor. | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! Contradiction here is extraordinarily reverse.. that in order to gain entry to heaven .. the question states the torments Firstly in reference to Dante I would enquire whether or not I can climb down the legs of the abyss to perform voluntary cleaning services to the fallen angel who got stuck in the centre of the planets core and obviously when at the centre of the earth would then the climb back up he way I can as the polar graviton all pull creates an inter dimensional illusion On the way through the 7 spheres I’d share sheckles with the greedy Give a Mars bar to the glutinous A coffee to the sloaths Wingman the lusty Hug the proud Show pictures of my x to the envious And punch out the wrathful On the return I’d tell St. Peter that i found his keys under a rock and when he not looking Come back to beautiful sunny London " Don’t try to get smart | |||
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"My argument to God is that he didn't give us any evidence of his existence. I doubt it will wash with him though. Luke " Shhhh! Just roll with the scenario | |||
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"I'd say "no evidence that would prove there is a God was ever provided"." And yet you’re standing on a cloud in front of pearly gates. At some point you just have to accept that you were incorrect and answer the OP | |||
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"I'll say that I tried, I failed miserably even against my own standards, but hopefully I didn't do everything wrong and I hope that the world was on balance maybe a bit better because I was there than it would have been if I hadn't." Poly chromatic: You’re going to hell just for that back wax you gave me!!! There’s no saving you now!!! | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! " “I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.“ | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! Contradiction here is extraordinarily reverse.. that in order to gain entry to heaven .. the question states the torments Firstly in reference to Dante I would enquire whether or not I can climb down the legs of the abyss to perform voluntary cleaning services to the fallen angel who got stuck in the centre of the planets core and obviously when at the centre of the earth would then the climb back up he way I can as the polar graviton all pull creates an inter dimensional illusion On the way through the 7 spheres I’d share sheckles with the greedy Give a Mars bar to the glutinous A coffee to the sloaths Wingman the lusty Hug the proud Show pictures of my x to the envious And punch out the wrathful On the return I’d tell St. Peter that i found his keys under a rock and when he not looking Come back to beautiful sunny London Don’t try to get smart" Okay Sorry St. Peter I’m an absolute wrongun I didn’t mean to offend god But I believe god is in the heart of everyone everything and in our decisions.. regardless of good or evil there has to be a balance for both to exist Do u personally sir enjoy judging the meek and mild and sinners and wow u must have a pile of paperwork to go through .. I could help if you like .. not sure if heaven he’ll or purgatory suit my hunting instincts .. I’d be happy to do the admin for you and sleep when I’m tired Through study of religion I believe .. through study of psychology I hold agnosticism. But certainly agree that God in whatever form is omnipotent omnipresent and omg u dropped your keys ... Running very quickly .. to the nearest church for confession | |||
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"Picture the scene; Sadly you die in a freak accident doing whatever you’re doing now, you proceed into the bright light only to discover that contrary to atheism, there is a heaven, hell and purgatory. You’re given one chance to argue your case for entry to the pearly gates and to explain away what you did worthy for an eternity of torment on the seven levels of Dante’s pit. Away you go! Contradiction here is extraordinarily reverse.. that in order to gain entry to heaven .. the question states the torments Firstly in reference to Dante I would enquire whether or not I can climb down the legs of the abyss to perform voluntary cleaning services to the fallen angel who got stuck in the centre of the planets core and obviously when at the centre of the earth would then the climb back up he way I can as the polar graviton all pull creates an inter dimensional illusion On the way through the 7 spheres I’d share sheckles with the greedy Give a Mars bar to the glutinous A coffee to the sloaths Wingman the lusty Hug the proud Show pictures of my x to the envious And punch out the wrathful On the return I’d tell St. Peter that i found his keys under a rock and when he not looking Come back to beautiful sunny London Don’t try to get smart Okay Sorry St. Peter I’m an absolute wrongun I didn’t mean to offend god But I believe god is in the heart of everyone everything and in our decisions.. regardless of good or evil there has to be a balance for both to exist Do u personally sir enjoy judging the meek and mild and sinners and wow u must have a pile of paperwork to go through .. I could help if you like .. not sure if heaven he’ll or purgatory suit my hunting instincts .. I’d be happy to do the admin for you and sleep when I’m tired Through study of religion I believe .. through study of psychology I hold agnosticism. But certainly agree that God in whatever form is omnipotent omnipresent and omg u dropped your keys ... Running very quickly .. to the nearest church for confession " | |||
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"I'd pull out my bull whip and pineapple and stride through gates of hell in my dominatrix attire "Pineapple?! | |||
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"Is it warm in hell??? " According to Dante, no. It's freezing cold. Also there are nine circles, not seven. I would ask why I would want to be in heaven. Since it's full of devout but despicable people and run by an irrational god! | |||
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"Is it warm in hell??? According to Dante, no. It's freezing cold. Also there are nine circles, not seven. I would ask why I would want to be in heaven. Since it's full of devout but despicable people and run by an irrational god!" 
Historically Dante lost his love and journeyed into a depth of endless pain inside himself to have her back
Regardless of religion creed politics history and every other factor
It is a tragic and beautiful tail and a subconscious battle that all of us face in every day life
Much respect to this thread and trust I’m not offending anyone with my eccentricity
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"If Lucifer looks like Tom Ellis I'm not sure I'd try. " What is it with you ladies and Tom Ellis? My wife's the same. He's on Miranda and my wife never gave him a 2nd look. Stick him a suit and having strutting about saying detective and she just loses it. | |||
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"I'd would simply say. "God you know everything about me,every thought and all I have done. If you didn't think me worthy of entry I wouldn't even be here, I am not going to apologise for my mistakes,I'm human and as you made humans to be imperfect my mistakes are also your mistakes,so you can either let me in or not it's your choice"" Ultimatums always work well with gods | |||
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"I'll say that I tried, I failed miserably even against my own standards, but hopefully I didn't do everything wrong and I hope that the world was on balance maybe a bit better because I was there than it would have been if I hadn't. Poly chromatic: You’re going to hell just for that back wax you gave me!!! There’s no saving you now!!!" Have the scars faded yet? | |||
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