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"Are you a clever dick?" Been told that most of us think with ours | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day " So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun" One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night | |||
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"With a sky remote or can " Coco Cola are reducing the size of their servings | |||
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"I'd rather have a nice thick dick ....." Priceless - for everything else there is Visa....;-) | |||
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"Do you really need to ask me? " Are you a man? | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? " You called lol | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? You called lol " Give us your story...how clever a dick...?;-) | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? You called lol Give us your story...how clever a dick...?;-)Never claimed to be clever......but I'm happy that I'm pretty thick were it counts " we like a confident clever dick on here | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? You called lol Give us your story...how clever a dick...?;-)Never claimed to be clever......but I'm happy that I'm pretty thick were it counts we like a confident clever dick on here " I'll second that | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? You called lol Give us your story...how clever a dick...?;-)Never claimed to be clever......but I'm happy that I'm pretty thick were it counts we like a confident clever dick on here I'll second that" He might well entertain us all Just seen the evidence... | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? " By the squareness of my foot | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night" Ahem... | |||
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"I can be ! Man who have hand in pocket feels cocky all day So how do you measure your cockyness... I mean cleverness? By the squareness of my foot " Now then there IS a clver dick on here x | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem..." Did you mean "Amen" ? | |||
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"Mine can do helicopter impressions and once saved a drowning kitten from a stream! I think that's quite clever? " Totally clever - and what about your dick? | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? " Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction... | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction..." ;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) " I got something you cud use as I signpost lol | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) I got something you cud use as I signpost lol " needs to withstand weather and turbulences...;-) | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) " I was gonna use my headstock, but it appears somebody beat me to it... | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) I was gonna use my headstock, but it appears somebody beat me to it..." Competition is healthy | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) I got something you cud use as I signpost lol needs to withstand weather and turbulences...;-)" I'll give it a try may need you to hold it for me tho | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) I was gonna use my headstock, but it appears somebody beat me to it...Competition is healthy" Unless you're a fat kid in the school marathon!! | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) I was gonna use my headstock, but it appears somebody beat me to it...Competition is healthy" Yes and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery | |||
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"Hahaha this should be fun One lives in hope of finding a clever dick on a Thursday night Ahem...Did you mean "Amen" ? Not at all, I was just pointing you in the right direction...;-) using what exactly to signpost me?;-) I was gonna use my headstock, but it appears somebody beat me to it...Competition is healthy Unless you're a fat kid in the school marathon!! " That is funny | |||
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"I'll show u a clever trick, It involves my dick, Open ur legs wide, Lie on ur side, I'll ease it gently in, That pussys made for sin, Ramming it hard it'll squirt quick, All over my throbbing hard love stick " And this year's literacy award goes to KTFP - wonderful | |||
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" I got something you cud use as I signpost lol needs to withstand weather and turbulences...;-)" Wet and windy again...?? | |||
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" I got something you cud use as I signpost lol needs to withstand weather and turbulences...;-) Wet and windy again...?? " Coming from all sides...;-) | |||
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"I'll show u a clever trick, It involves my dick, Open ur legs wide, Lie on ur side, I'll ease it gently in, That pussys made for sin, Ramming it hard it'll squirt quick, All over my throbbing hard love stick And this year's literacy award goes to KTFP - wonderful " I'd prefer the Lickerously award if u dont mind...now open that shaven haven, my tongues misbehavin | |||
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"I'll show u a clever trick, It involves my dick, Open ur legs wide, Lie on ur side, I'll ease it gently in, That pussys made for sin, Ramming it hard it'll squirt quick, All over my throbbing hard love stick And this year's literacy award goes to KTFP - wonderful I'd prefer the Lickerously award if u dont mind...now open that shaven haven, my tongues misbehavin" OOps.. i meant Lickeracy | |||
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"Oh yes you just had an orgasm? " Nope, he's auditioning for the Churchill advert | |||
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"With a sky remote or can Coco Cola are reducing the size of their servings" Suddenly makes the Boots Meal Deal less attractive | |||
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" I got something you cud use as I signpost lol needs to withstand weather and turbulences...;-) Wet and windy again...?? Coming from all sides...;-)" Not just the south then...? | |||
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"Oh yes you just had an orgasm? Nope, he's auditioning for the Churchill advert " Has got to be the new one with Martin Clunes... | |||
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"I've found a few clever uses for it over the years " Care to explain?;-) | |||
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