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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Brace yourself for what may come!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a trail of scented candles and cake and fitted kitchen brochures leading to your bedroom

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Ask their husbands?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Promise them a trip to IKEA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd marry you tomorrow

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well used to the abuse. Not my first rodeo. But like those “calling about your accident” I wouldn’t do this if it didn’t work lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask their husbands?

Ima wizard with an allen key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Change your profile pic to a "Live Laugh Love" cushion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eck.. have I got to get a dress and eat cake? Again..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Change your profile pic to a "Live Laugh Love" cushion."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change your profile pic to a "Live Laugh Love" cushion."

More recently it’s “grandmas kitchen hugs are free” lol

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Change your profile pic to a "Live Laugh Love" cushion.

More recently it’s “grandmas kitchen hugs are free” lol"

He wants Women, not sea hags!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Manatees? Lol

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Puppies

I think that's how married women coax out men... or at least that works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread about cheating.. your welcome.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Offer to do the washing up and take the rubbish out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Right now a fan would work for me

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By *iscreetLifter01Man
over a year ago

Brownhills

"Offer to do the washing up and take the rubbish out?"

Where are all the women like this around by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now a fan would work for me

Bagels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rowntrees fruit pastel lolly

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Right now a fan would work for me

Bagels? "

Ohh yeah them too

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

An offer to apply sun cream would be good right now

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Married women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and Puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah, not “free hugs” more “free fans”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An offer to apply sun cream would be good right now

Massive palm fan like an Egyptian queen?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Wedding cake?

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"Leave a trail of scented candles and cake and fitted kitchen brochures leading to your bedroom

That would work for me!!

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

Be honest.

Failing that.... offer to pay.

Vic

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Take them shopping

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

Get to know them first in the swingers clubs or parties. Then they come friends etc.

Works for me anyway.

Vic

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

What do you think would work with your wife OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothing

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

"Promise them a trip to IKEA

Haha

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"Nothing"

She doesn't play like you do??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Stalk garden centres on bank holiday Mondays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was it hugh grant did in about a boy?

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

Got to ask as maybe we have it totally wrong.

What justifies cheating??

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

If you are taken and happy why would you risk it? Mrs m #

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"If you are taken and happy why would you risk it? Mrs m # "

We think so too.

The sad thing is when these cheats try to justify their cheating actions.

Maybe the OP could explain it from how he sees it?

We see it as a shame for the unknowing wife. Not at all what swinging is about.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Very true this is why we do swinging so we don't have to look else where and it keeps us happy mrs m x

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By *Starlord69XMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I personally don't feel comfortable if someone is swinging behind their partners back, I'm certainly not judging but I wouldnt want the drama that might come with it.....ie. some angry guy hammering on my door screaming about me shagging his Mrs.... like I say I'm not judging at all but for me it's not worth the hassle, especially when there's loads of married women on here that will quite happily meet separately with their husbands knowledge and consent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The post has served its purpose. Thank you for your input.

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"The post has served its purpose. Thank you for your input. "

We guess it hasn't turned out the way it was expected to.

That is the problem when people do the wrong thing then tell the world about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What didn’t turn out the right way?

What did I do that was wrong?

Who did I tell?

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Start a thread about cheating.. your welcome."

Why cheating, their husbands can watch and clean up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just bored of the trolls. 1965 has gone out of their way to let me know their opinions on the matter and what they think.

Most unwelcome.

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids

"Start a thread about cheating.. your welcome."

Yep.

This cheating is so widespread now. Has it become the norm??

Are you married OP? What would you do if hubby were to find out, and find you??

Is it actually worth it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you leave no trace how can you be found?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Breadcrumbs and gin works best

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

People live their lives the way they want and I totally get that things aren't always black and white.

The only time this niggles me, and it shouldn't cause it's not my business.

But, it's when they seem proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wives? Or the blokes? Or all?

I’m not proud, or ashamed. I just don’t put up with being judged. I’ll settle my tab when the time comes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave a trail of scented candles and cake and fitted kitchen brochures leading to your bedroom

To be fair he’s not wrong

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"The wives? Or the blokes? Or all?

I’m not proud, or ashamed. I just don’t put up with being judged. I’ll settle my tab when the time comes. "

Not ashamed of treating your wife so badly??

Sad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here’s the troll.

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

"Here’s the troll. "

Sad.

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By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

Absolutely love the idea of sleeping with married woman, half the reason I joined fab. With husbands consent, of course. Or with or being watched by him....

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Well a guy posts and then hides his profile. Asks a simple question because he as a person cannot fathom why people would ever question him. A troll because he did not like an answer, op your on the wrong site to even ask the said question. Mutual respect would be the way, oh but a lady has already said on another thread she plays away without her husband knowing, so yes well done your both made for each other go for it. Would bet £1000 she does not reply to the poster because it would not be in her interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well a guy posts and then hides his profile. Asks a simple question because he as a person cannot fathom why people would ever question him. A troll because he did not like an answer, op your on the wrong site to even ask the said question. Mutual respect would be the way, oh but a lady has already said on another thread she plays away without her husband knowing, so yes well done your both made for each other go for it. Would bet £1000 she does not reply to the poster because it would not be in her interest."

1 you have no idea how many women do.

2 troll because they went out of their way to dm me abuse.

3 I hide / unhide at will.

Why can’t people just accept what they dislike and move on vs having to have their say.. it’s. It’s not about them.

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

What is the problem with people?

If a cheat is called a cheat, how on earth can they take offence??

They want to stay quiet then no problem.

However they come on a swinging site and broadcast their dishonesty.

Cheating has nothing to do with cheating. Why not just keep their cheating ways quiet.

Would anyone stand up in

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

What is the problem with people?

If a cheat is called a cheat, how on earth can they take offence??

They want to stay quiet then no problem.

However they come on a swinging site and broadcast their dishonesty.

Cheating has nothing to do with cheating. Why not just keep their cheating ways quiet.

Would anyone stand up in an honest card game to declare that they are actually cheating at cards??

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

Correction.

Cheating has nothing to do with swinging.

Nothing at all.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Ask their husbands?

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By *illon-UKMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Promise them a trip to IKEA

Mmm assume that would have them queing out of the door... Push the boat out and maybe throw in B&Q...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can’t help, never been married

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By *illon-UKMan
over a year ago

Hull

"An offer to apply sun cream would be good right now

Available for selection x

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"The wives? Or the blokes? Or all?

I’m not proud, or ashamed. I just don’t put up with being judged. I’ll settle my tab when the time comes. "

I have never got this thing of not wanting to be judged.

We assess people 24/7 for what they say and do, start a thread on cheating, then of course you will be judged.

If I started a thread on baked alaska I'd get judged, that is life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is this, bake off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I can’t help, never been married

Wouldn’t bother. You just end up bored and unhappy. Look at that other bloke. Lol

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids

"Sorry I can’t help, never been married

Wouldn’t bother. You just end up bored and unhappy. Look at that other bloke. Lol"

You sound like you are having a tough time.

Have you divorced her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With those little scatter cushions, I was obsessed with those when I was married. Had them everywhere all colours

Maybe leave a trail of scatter cushions outside your house with bowls of prosecco and you might catch one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prosecco and cheese straws lol.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Prosecco and cheese straws lol. "

Also a yankee candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wives? Or the blokes? Or all?

I’m not proud, or ashamed. I just don’t put up with being judged. I’ll settle my tab when the time comes.

I have never got this thing of not wanting to be judged.

We assess people 24/7 for what they say and do, start a thread on cheating, then of course you will be judged.

If I started a thread on baked alaska I'd get judged, that is life. "

Beat you to it.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1185163#message_28438644

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wives? Or the blokes? Or all?

I’m not proud, or ashamed. I just don’t put up with being judged. I’ll settle my tab when the time comes.

I have never got this thing of not wanting to be judged.

We assess people 24/7 for what they say and do, start a thread on cheating, then of course you will be judged.

If I started a thread on baked alaska I'd get judged, that is life. "

Currently proving you wrong.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

I leave a trail of twiglets and minstrels on their doorstep, at the end of the trail is a cake with a large box propped up by a stick over it. The stick has a rope around it and when a married takes the bait and is munching on the cake. Wham! I’ve caught another one. Giggedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shhh your meant to be posting on the baked alaska thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your drill out and start rustling picture hooks and screws in your pockets. Those husbands are not so keen on picture hanging and shelves. Many a wife can be turned at the sight of a man flexing his power tool.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bloody hell. Typical forums! Nobody actually answered his question. He never asked for marriage advice. Maybe they should stop this shit like they do when nobody asks for profile advice and people give it. They get banned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

Just leave out a saucer of milk, but they only come out after dusk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, maybe I should have read the thread before I posted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

City jeans - it’s all good tbh as long as it’s not judgement or abuse frankly. Bake-off comments on the baked Alaska thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an old thread from your first asking did you ever find a married woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Responses are too funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is an old thread from your first asking did you ever find a married woman? "

Been speaking to her since. Not going to lie, it’s complex.. didn’t work out + a hint of forgot about this thread so thought I’d give it a shake.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A credit card on a long piece of string?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the best way to coax out married women? Apart from posting in the forum with the relevant title and see who pings your a hello?

To be fair, that'd work on me.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Telling them how much you actually want them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is an old thread from your first asking did you ever find a married woman?

Been speaking to her since. Not going to lie, it’s complex.. didn’t work out + a hint of forgot about this thread so thought I’d give it a shake. "

Is it still something you would go for then knowing the complexities. Being married doesnt make nsa any easier really

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Leave a trail of scented candles and cake and fitted kitchen brochures leading to your bedroom

To be fair he’s not wrong "

Noted, and added to my repertoire……

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