FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the best fruit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to stick up yer bum?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumquat

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

Just experiment with whats in your fridge lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cumquat"

Isn’t that the long red headed forumite from the North East?

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A lemon. People will still ask if it's an orange tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just experiment with whats in your fridge lol"

You don’t put fruit in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but if you Google Auntie Angel's grapefruit technique she does something interesting with a grapefruit

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Surely pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watermelon"

Do you remove the pips first?

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Tomato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiwi with the skin on or so I’ve been told

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By *icky007Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pomegranate lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Is choose a grape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cumquat

Isn’t that the long red headed forumite from the North East?

And?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lemon. People will still ask if it's an orange tho

I think a lemon would make my eyes water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know but if you Google Auntie Angel's grapefruit technique she does something interesting with a grapefruit"

The last time I googled a recommendation from here I had to bleach my eyes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Prickly pear of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely pineapple

For extra pleasure

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Wolffia angusta

The world's smallest fruit. Smaller than a grain of salt.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A lemon. People will still ask if it's an orange tho

I think a lemon would make my eyes water "

It's fine. I was at the safe end

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

"Just experiment with whats in your fridge lol

You don’t put fruit in the fridge

Well pointed out. I was thinking of veg

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pomegranate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pitaya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy using a banana on me a while back.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pineapple

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Durian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rambutan. Let us know how that feels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rambutan. Let us know how that feels.

Lychee. Both of these fruits, unpeeled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely pineapple

I'm suddenly thinking of the film Little Nicky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pomegranate

Px "

Err, there’s a fruit named after you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pitaya

That’s one of them big rats isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lychee resembles a bit of a butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger root isn't a fruit, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange, that way when you fart, it doubles as an air freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange, that way when you fart, it doubles as an air freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pitaya

That’s one of them big rats isn’t it?

Now would I stick a rat up your bum?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana of course

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By *ickDastardlyMan
over a year ago

North East

Passion fruit

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