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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I was my hands first then hair and work my way down

What do the rest of you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes"

What about your bits and pits?

And the rest for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I was my hands first then hair and work my way down

What do the rest of you do? "

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so I was my hands first then hair and work my way down

What do the rest of you do?

Good boy "

Yea me lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

What about your bits and pits?

And the rest for that matter "

And eyes, ears and mouth and nose too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

What about your bits and pits?

And the rest for that matter

And eyes, ears and mouth and nose too? "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower is my thinking space, I spend ages there until the water goes cold

Body, hair then think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower is my thinking space, I spend ages there until the water goes cold

Body, hair then think "

But then your dirty hair water goes over your body ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower is my thinking space, I spend ages there until the water goes cold

Body, hair then think

But then your dirty hair water goes over your body ? "

My hair isn't THAT dirty lol it's all caught up in the shampoo foam surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shampoo hair, put conditioner on whilst that is soaking in, I wash my body and shave, then wash conditioner off then finally wash my face

Her x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Jump in

Shout "bastard it to hot"

Find a suitable bottle that's for washing myself out of the 30 or so we have around the bath making sure I've not picked up the bubble bath.

Kick the dog out the bathroom as the little dickhead makes me feel uncomfortable sat staring at me like so evil psychopath.

Blast out the finest rendition of Freddie Mercury - living on my own at the top of my voice.

Wash top to bottom in around 35 seconds.

Whilst rinsing have a few minutes under the hot shower contemplating my own existence

And finally look over to see I've forgot the towel so need to prepare for the cocktrot run across the landing

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Music on if I'm mega stressed and kind of dancing in the shower and singing my head off. Otherwise in silence and have a notebook handy all my best ideas occur in the shower. Then it's wash my face before water gets too warm and use an oil cleanser. Then hair put in conditioner then wash my body and then finally wash out conditioner.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Fanny wash, then shower gel and exfoliating sponge all over, then if I’m washing my hair I’ll shampoo then leave the conditioner in whilst I do my face with Clinique sonic brush and face wash, then I’ll do my teeth (yes in the shower) then rinse my conditioner out and get out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jump in

Shout "bastard it to hot"

Find a suitable bottle that's for washing myself out of the 30 or so we have around the bath making sure I've not picked up the bubble bath.

Kick the dog out the bathroom as the little dickhead makes me feel uncomfortable sat staring at me like so evil psychopath.

Blast out the finest rendition of Freddie Mercury - living on my own at the top of my voice.

Wash top to bottom in around 35 seconds.

Whilst rinsing have a few minutes under the hot shower contemplating my own existence

And finally look over to see I've forgot the towel so need to prepare for the cocktrot run across the landing

"

Kicking the dog out epic

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Jump in

Shout "bastard it to hot"

Find a suitable bottle that's for washing myself out of the 30 or so we have around the bath making sure I've not picked up the bubble bath.

Kick the dog out the bathroom as the little dickhead makes me feel uncomfortable sat staring at me like so evil psychopath.

Blast out the finest rendition of Freddie Mercury - living on my own at the top of my voice.

Wash top to bottom in around 35 seconds.

Whilst rinsing have a few minutes under the hot shower contemplating my own existence

And finally look over to see I've forgot the towel so need to prepare for the cocktrot run across the landing

"
(Mr Yummy)

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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

As an environmental scientist ive got a three minute egg timer in mine...to save energy and reduce climate change....the one next to my bed for sex is a two minute timer..never had to turn that over..so both save energy...teehee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny wash, then shower gel and exfoliating sponge all over, then if I’m washing my hair I’ll shampoo then leave the conditioner in whilst I do my face with Clinique sonic brush and face wash, then I’ll do my teeth (yes in the shower) then rinse my conditioner out and get out. "

Do you take your teeth out to wash them?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Fanny wash, then shower gel and exfoliating sponge all over, then if I’m washing my hair I’ll shampoo then leave the conditioner in whilst I do my face with Clinique sonic brush and face wash, then I’ll do my teeth (yes in the shower) then rinse my conditioner out and get out.

Do you take your teeth out to wash them? "

Nope they stay firmly in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start from my feet then work up, once I get to the top I do a head stand then work my way down. Hope this helps X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always used to wash my body first then wash my hair but my daughter insisted that’s the wrong way to do it and that I’m weird so now I wash my hair first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always used to wash my body first then wash my hair but my daughter insisted that’s the wrong way to do it and that I’m weird so now I wash my hair first "

I was told to start with your feet because they’re the nearest to the plug, I’m not sure what to think know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on cold as possible for as long as.. a minute tops to de stress due to shouting 'For F@@@s that is effin cold!!'

Then turn it on flamin hot and massager setting. Then its 2-in-1 shampoo, body wash all over bits and pits then out and shave.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Start at the top and work down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Shampoo hair, put conditioner on whilst that is soaking in, I wash my body and shave, then wash conditioner off then finally wash my face

Her x"

This is exactly my routine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pits, bits, crack of my bum, swish swish, scrub of the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash hair.

Shave face

Shave balls

Wash face

Wash body, bits and pits

Trim nails and toenails

Rinse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head, face, armpits the arms, chest, stomach, try and reach my back, cock balls, arse, legs and feet

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Wash face, shampoo hair rinse, put conditioner on hair, then work my way down soaping my body. Rinse body, rinse hair, shower off and squeegy shower cubicle before getting out.

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