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David Guetta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Short arsed, bearded, pretty ugly IMHO - oh - and of course French!

But boy does he produce some bangin tunes - and no doubt utilises his quite frankly epic DJ skills to entice supermodels, pop stars and leggy lovelies around the globe to gobble on his Gallic glans!

So who's your nomination to join him in the prestigious 'Fugly But Shagging Legends' club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ? "

Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!

Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?

Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!

Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!! "

I am a part-time Ass Midget actually

So careful what you say or you could find me in a street near you sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?

Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!

Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!!

I am a part-time Ass Midget actually

So careful what you say or you could find me in a street near you sometime soon "

Being young and innocent - and having no idea what an 'Ass Midget' is - I've just enquirer via that useful tool that is google!

And the first link contains this description!

"Unusual, but a full size black rubber gnome with the aptly title of the ass midget. Beyond this no explanation is needed, not for beginners or the feint at heart."

It's a butt plug!

Who the fuck came up with that idea? And more importantly - at which job centre did you see the advert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Who the fuck came up with that idea? And more importantly - at which job centre did you see the advert? "

It wasn't a job centre

I spotted it in a shop window and thought 'I can do that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway guetting back to the point in question (see what i did there ? clever eh !), it's gotta be Peter Stringfellow !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway guetting back to the point in question (see what i did there ? clever eh !), it's gotta be Peter Stringfellow !"

Bussy - you live in a strange neighbourhood! Lol

Stringers? Good call!

My next vote would be Bill Oddie.

The birds love him!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyway guetting back to the point in question (see what i did there ? clever eh !), it's gotta be Peter Stringfellow !

Bussy - you live in a strange neighbourhood! Lol

Stringers? Good call!

My next vote would be Bill Oddie.

The birds love him! "

Now I'm really short bit our Bill is the same height as he is wide and seems short to me

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Disagree David Guetta is pure pish and wins the Gorgonzola award for sellout tosh dj of the century award.

He's hardly Greg Wilson, LTJ Bukem or Diggers is he.

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Hefner and (when he was alive) that 95 year old billionaire that Anna Nicole Smith married.

Can't see what magic they had !

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Disagree David Guetta is pure pish and wins the Gorgonzola award for sellout tosh dj of the century award.

He's hardly Greg Wilson, LTJ Bukem or Diggers is he.

Cheese "

Glad someone else thinks that too... along with the Swedish Cheese Mafia.

I'm sure they'll figure highly in the DJ Magazine top 100 again though as they're asking their Twitter fans to vote.

Oh and Guetta's wife is hot from what I remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Who the fuck came up with that idea? And more importantly - at which job centre did you see the advert?

It wasn't a job centre

I spotted it in a shop window and thought 'I can do that' "

I knew I recognised you from somewhere!!

I thought it was the y-front pages of my Littlewoods catalogue. But no.... It was my butt-plugs-r-us mailshot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roy cropper

Dean gaffney

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Harry

Quite a few footballers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"before i answer your question obi can i just ask exactly what is wrong with being short assed and bearded ?

Nothing at all Bussy mate, nothing at all!!

Unless your day job is as a gnome or one of santa's elves!! "

This xmas, stay well.away from the panto's!

We know who you are and where you live

Don't worry Bussy, he'll get sorted

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

Check out his web site

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"Disagree David Guetta is pure pish and wins the Gorgonzola award for sellout tosh dj of the century award.

He's hardly Greg Wilson, LTJ Bukem or Diggers is he.

Cheese "
sell out is right his career seems to be based on crap tunes, often re mixes, with a pop star as a front but featuring another star or two so as to maximise the buying audience.

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