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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton

So I’ve been talking to a forumite for a long time now. Finally sent her a voice note so she could hear my voice and show I’m legit.

A week later she still hadn’t sent me one. I raised the question; I’m currently sat having a number two whilst checking messages and laughing out loud at my responses to people when I get an incoming call from this special person!!!

What would you do in that situation? Would you answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I would also tell her that the eerie silence is due to me dropping a bomb down the throne room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a voice call I would answer.

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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton


"If it was a voice call I would answer."

It was a voice call lol

Nah, can’t answer on a first time conversation lol

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s a moot point now as she knows why.

The usual response is to message back and say ‘I’m just a bit busy, call you in 5’. Although starting a thread is another way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer and tell her to hold while you just finish something up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww now she'll know all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Hold on darling, I’m just giving birth to a demon from hell. I’d say it’s a 0.5 on the Bristol Stool Scale and I might need surgery on my second ring’

Usually works...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Answer the call and stand up so nothing else plops out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hope that you would do the decent thing and start making it sound like you were in a tunnel or something..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

She might have been on the loo herself. You might be in sync!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

So...... What happened???

We need to know

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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton

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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton


"So...... What happened???

We need to know "

I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably best to start a thread so they will know.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Do not answer the phone whilst having a poo!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So...... What happened???

We need to know

I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that "

Well obviously..

Did she call back? Did you call her?

You can't leave us in suspense!

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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton


"So...... What happened???

We need to know

I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that

Well obviously..

Did she call back? Did you call her?

You can't leave us in suspense! "

Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum

Then I washed my hands, even using soap

Then I dried my hands

Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)

And then?

Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...... What happened???

We need to know

I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that

Well obviously..

Did she call back? Did you call her?

You can't leave us in suspense!

Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum

Then I washed my hands, even using soap

Then I dried my hands

Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)

And then?

Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha"

With a baby?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea let's tell everyone the forums are fun..

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So...... What happened???

We need to know

I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that

Well obviously..

Did she call back? Did you call her?

You can't leave us in suspense!

Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum

Then I washed my hands, even using soap

Then I dried my hands

Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)

And then?

Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha"

You tease....

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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton


"So...... What happened???

We need to know

I had a poo. I thought I’d already explained that

Well obviously..

Did she call back? Did you call her?

You can't leave us in suspense!

Well the first thing I did was wipe my bum

Then I washed my hands, even using soap

Then I dried my hands

Then I wiped my phone down with a baby while (yes! That’s something I actually do!!!)

And then?

Then it’s none of your business. #DiscretionAssured haha

With a baby?! "

Haha bloody autocorrect!!! BabyWIPES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she isn’t turned on by this development then she really isn’t worth a wipe buddy

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By *heNYCSausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Everton


"If she isn’t turned on by this development then she really isn’t worth a wipe buddy "

I think so too.

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