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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alot of things for a pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "
pmsl

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "

That's just cruel. But sometimes you do actually have to ask because the labelling isn't clear.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"alot of things for a pound "

Would you ever buy their £1 condoms, for instance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !"

posh git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

creep show 2 on DVD had it way back on VHS as a kid and when i saw it, it took me back instantly

had to buy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!

That's just cruel. But sometimes you do actually have to ask because the labelling isn't clear."

You mean that big 'Poundland' sign above the door isn't a clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alot of things for a pound

Would you ever buy their £1 condoms, for instance?"

are they that expensive

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !"

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

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By *urious.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

As well as pound store condoms my local one sells pregnancy tests. Two in a box. So technically, a preggo test for fifty pence, not sure I'd trust it. . .

Oh and vajazzles. Three for a pound.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!

That's just cruel. But sometimes you do actually have to ask because the labelling isn't clear.

You mean that big 'Poundland' sign above the door isn't a clue! "

A clue only... it gets confusing with the 3 for a £1 (except on Wednesday's when you have to buy this item for £1 that you don't want to get this deal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As well as pound store condoms my local one sells pregnancy tests. Two in a box. So technically, a preggo test for fifty pence, not sure I'd trust it. . .

Oh and vajazzles. Three for a pound. "

That's crazy!!!!!

Who on earth has 3 vajay jays?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As well as pound store condoms my local one sells pregnancy tests. Two in a box. So technically, a preggo test for fifty pence, not sure I'd trust it. . .

Oh and vajazzles. Three for a pound. "

Use the vajazzles and the condoms before the pregnancy tests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind."

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair) "

What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?

I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)

What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?

I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must "

Oooh Fenwicks

I like it in there too - they have things folded in piles rather than hung on rails

I love the dirty looks when you have unwrapped 20 seperate items and decided none of them are for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in a said store they had durex play lube, massage foam and massage melts... They were fun...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair) "

Oi you were in B M with me, I didn't get em..................

Oh sorry B & M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)

Oi you were in B M with me, I didn't get em..................

Oh sorry B & M "

I will admit to Boundary Mill, but never to Bon Marche (where we all know you get your blouses from)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)

What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?

I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must "

B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper."

and a lot of its crap

it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I always ask for the bulk and cash discounts

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.

and a lot of its crap

it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho "

Ah that's where you got em from, nice touch

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.

and a lot of its crap

it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho "

Please stop - I'm going to have nightmares tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.

and a lot of its crap

it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho

Ah that's where you got em from, nice touch"

is this where we say 'touche' ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper.

and a lot of its crap

it is ok if you are after decorating your walls with glittery silver canvasses and oversized dried flowers tho

Ah that's where you got em from, nice touch

is this where we say 'touche' ? "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i tell ya how bad it's got round here - we now have an 89p shop !

Are things even stranger in there?

The Pound places aren't always good value, of course. It's just the range of things one finds there that boggles my mind.

I would never go in such an establishment

Selfridges and Harvey Nics all the way for Bussy

I went in Home Bargains once and came out in a rash

I went in B&M and came out with nits (and I haven't got any hair)

What's B&M? - it sounds like I need to avoid it! Is there an itchy scalp smiley?

I admit to wandering around in the £1 place today to get cat things. It's not Waitrose, John Lewis or Fenwicks but sometimes needs must

B&M is wonderful! It's full of things you never knew you needed and you always come out with something! a lot of it is good quality stuff, or brand products, just cheaper."

I get my ragley handbags from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead"

my dad is like that with TK Maxx

He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead"

It's difficult getting Bussy out of Boundary Mill, well the Hush Puppies concession anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

It's difficult getting Bussy out of Boundary Mill, well the Hush Puppies concession anyway "

that is only when you are there

it's the sight of your lumpy ankles popping over the top of the velcro sandals (the ones with the air soles) that does it for me every time

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

my dad is like that with TK Maxx

He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !"

Jay wont go in dunhelm either, says it smells of old people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

my dad is like that with TK Maxx

He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !

Jay wont go in dunhelm either, says it smells of old people "

i love him already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

my dad is like that with TK Maxx

He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !"

TK maxx makes me itch! It's a horrible shop that reminds me of a jumble sale!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

love this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

my dad is like that with TK Maxx

He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !

TK maxx makes me itch! It's a horrible shop that reminds me of a jumble sale! "

wait... u mean it isn't damn I've been bartering in there for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

my dad is like that with TK Maxx

He simply, point plank, refuses to go in !

TK maxx makes me itch! It's a horrible shop that reminds me of a jumble sale!

wait... u mean it isn't damn I've been bartering in there for months"

it is a jumble sale

just an expensive one !

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?"

I found a set of bullets in there (made in japan) bought em for a laff really thinking you never know ,but not expecting a lot ,but they were amazing.

Whenever i used them women would go wow where you get them ..i was a bit embarrassed to say poundland tbh so used to say I forgot.

They lasted about 9 months ,never saw them again

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?

I found a set of bullets in there (made in japan) bought em for a laff really thinking you never know ,but not expecting a lot ,but they were amazing.

Whenever i used them women would go wow where you get them ..i was a bit embarrassed to say poundland tbh so used to say I forgot.

They lasted about 9 months ,never saw them again "

Bullets? Women? Is there something you need to tell us?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"love this thread! "

Go on - tell us what you have found there.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Tesco's used to sell a riding crop and a paddle in their value range...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?

I found a set of bullets in there (made in japan) bought em for a laff really thinking you never know ,but not expecting a lot ,but they were amazing.

Whenever i used them women would go wow where you get them ..i was a bit embarrassed to say poundland tbh so used to say I forgot.

They lasted about 9 months ,never saw them again

Bullets? Women? Is there something you need to tell us?"

Naaa nothing out the ordinary or exciting anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?"

Lots of people with serious personal hygiene problems, despite there being plenty of toiletries abailable in arms reach for the princely sum of a quid!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i found kilner jars for a pound,they were £4.50 everywhere else, Bargain

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i found kilner jars for a pound,they were £4.50 everywhere else, Bargain "

That is good - I may have to return ready for the chutney making...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

used mine for chilli jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have and they are ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?"

I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours

Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?

I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours

Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change "

I'm feeling a bit better about going in to the one near me now. It was clean and tidy and the customers all queued properly with no undue noise. I do like the wheelie baskets too. Now I have to return for kilner jars and bullets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?

I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours

Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change

I'm feeling a bit better about going in to the one near me now. It was clean and tidy and the customers all queued properly with no undue noise. I do like the wheelie baskets too. Now I have to return for kilner jars and bullets!"

Doubt you'll get the bullets ,they all went and i have never seen em since ,lol

mind you its not really on my must go to places tbh, so you never know..

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "

Some of the highly intelligent staff (including a family member of mine) equally likes to confuse the retarded fuckwits they get in there who ask stupid questions

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure. "

Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure. "

LMFAO

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Didnt tobleton once buy up their entire stock of vibrating cock rings?

Or was that just a vicious rumour?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a strange place that Land called Pound!

There was a book called 'Why Your Man Has Gone Off Sex and What You Can Do About It'.

What have you found in there?

I found the queue for the jeremy kyle auditions in the one by ours

Ps bussy its Home & Bargain tut tut, us scousers are soooo offended by that horrible name change

I'm feeling a bit better about going in to the one near me now. It was clean and tidy and the customers all queued properly with no undue noise. I do like the wheelie baskets too. Now I have to return for kilner jars and bullets!

Doubt you'll get the bullets ,they all went and i have never seen em since ,lol

mind you its not really on my must go to places tbh, so you never know.."

I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Didnt tobleton once buy up their entire stock of vibrating cock rings?

Or was that just a vicious rumour?"

He must have because I didn't see any vibrating cock rings.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I swear this is true, my friend bought a car charger for his iPhone in the pound shop it was £4.99

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

If you think the £land shops are bad, when I was in the USA they had a 49c shop...just imagine it.......

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

OMG! this has been the funniest thread so far ive peed myself and my nose n mascaras run well done guys you made a very dull thursday a happy one

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes "

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Think I would rather chew the crotch of Davejr's pyjamas than browse pound land

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over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"We have a downtown at grantham with a boundry mills insdie. Jay refuses point blank to take me. We have only ever had about 4 arguments and two of them where over boundary mills lol. My mum takes me instead

It's difficult getting Bussy out of Boundary Mill, well the Hush Puppies concession anyway

that is only when you are there

it's the sight of your lumpy ankles popping over the top of the velcro sandals (the ones with the air soles) that does it for me every time "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.

Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?"

Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...

I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.

Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?

Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...

I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. "

wow

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them "

I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!

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over a year ago


"Think I would rather chew the crotch of Davejr's pyjamas than browse pound land "

You don't know what you're missing!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.

Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?

Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...

I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. "

what aisle are the pervertables in

love it ....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"

I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them

I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!"

It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love pound shops. I often hunt round them for pervertables. The mini butterfly TENS I got a while back are ace, as are the cheap cohesive bandages. As for the electric flyswatters ...

The newer 99p shop in Basingstoke is good too.

A lot of junk, but occasional treasure.

Pervertables? Have I been missing out on shopping opportunities?

Pervertables are regular household items that can be perverted for sexual (usually kinky) purposes. Examples include clothes pegs, cling film, feathers...

I can spend hours in pound shops, kitchen shops and B&Q inventing new and pervy uses for innocent objects. "

I think I might be what Paddy described as sexually immature

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them

I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!

It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier. "

i did try and explain ..honest ...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them

I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!

It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier. "

I am always happy to bring a smile to someones face - even if it is cos I is stoopid.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

You is not stupid, you just havn't had the pleasure of a bullet yet

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them

I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!

It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier.

I am always happy to bring a smile to someones face - even if it is cos I is stoopid. "

lol if your stooopid call me Jack the Ripper

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You is not stupid, you just havn't had the pleasure of a bullet yet "

Or pervertables...

I won't tell you what I thought the first time someone suggested a double ender to me (still to be tried). I will be entering the shops with all new eyes

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I wouldn't know what to do with the bullets except store them in a kilner jar. Although that might serve to keep some men on their toes

I think he means bullets as in vibro's not for guns , I am sure you would know what to do with them

I only just found out. I'm very innocent really. I did wonder why these women were going wow to ammunition!

It was his answers still talking about vibro's and you talking about ammunition that made it funnier.

I am always happy to bring a smile to someones face - even if it is cos I is stoopid.

lol if your stooopid call me Jack the Ripper "

Hello Jack. Come and rip my clothes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TK Max? That reminds me that in the ancient past Bedford Trucks used to make a TK model! Just thought you'd like to know that!

What does TK Max stand for, if anything?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"TK Max? That reminds me that in the ancient past Bedford Trucks used to make a TK model! Just thought you'd like to know that!

What does TK Max stand for, if anything?

"

I haven't a clue but they go under slightly different names in different places.

Can I get the Bedford TK in the pound shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly! "

no lie i went into the pound shop near me yesterday and it had on the front "YES everything is a pound"

so imagine my surprise when im queuing and somebody in front asks how much this ornament is and the young guy on the check-out replies £2.99 i had 2 look around for 2 reasons 2 see if anybody else had heard and if i was still in the pound shop i should sue them for false advertising

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!

no lie i went into the pound shop near me yesterday and it had on the front "YES everything is a pound"

so imagine my surprise when im queuing and somebody in front asks how much this ornament is and the young guy on the check-out replies £2.99 i had 2 look around for 2 reasons 2 see if anybody else had heard and if i was still in the pound shop i should sue them for false advertising"

If your going to sue them for that

I'll sue superdrug

And as for virgin megastore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to confuse the highly intelligent staff they employ by asking them how much various items are repeatedly!

no lie i went into the pound shop near me yesterday and it had on the front "YES everything is a pound"

so imagine my surprise when im queuing and somebody in front asks how much this ornament is and the young guy on the check-out replies £2.99 i had 2 look around for 2 reasons 2 see if anybody else had heard and if i was still in the pound shop i should sue them for false advertising

If your going to sue them for that

I'll sue superdrug

And as for virgin megastore "

fair point i dont think ive ever seen a virgin in that megastore! but i was refering to the fact they clearly say on the front of the shop "YES everything is £1"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Resurrecting this as I now find myself going once a week - just to see what's there, of course.

This week they had black stockings with little red bows at the top. As I had bought some tarty shoes earlier I thought it was only right to to test out the Pound Shop stockings too.

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