FabSwingers.com forum: Jedi Masters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So - what's your talent?

Funny as fuck? (Bussy, Pablo et al)

Can stop a moving train with one flash of your boobies? (Not naming - ladies they're all wonderful!!

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Can fly faster than a speeding bullet?

Here's your chance to proclaim your mystical talents!!

(and possibly have everyone say 'yeah, right - as if!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can read minds, and your a naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's yours??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can read minds, and your a naughty boy

Can't argue with that! Welcome to the Jedi !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stop traffic just using my stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can touch my nose with my tongue

Bet you've just tried it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can touch my nose with my tongue

That's a coincidence..I could touch your nose with my tongue as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yours??

Ooh - now where do I start!

I can do a great impression of a helicopter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours??

Ooh - now where do I start!

I can do a great impression of a helicopter!

prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yours??

Ooh - now where do I start!

I can do a great impression of a helicopter!

prove it

For health and safety reasons you'll all have to wear these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can touch my nose with my tongue

That's a coincidence..I could touch your nose with my tongue as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can touch my nose with my tongue

i can lick my eye brows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk in 6inch heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont really have any specific talent im good at alot of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ready

This could be worth seeing..I won't get in the way I promise

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can wiggle my ears to a freakish degree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can walk in 6inch heels

i applaud u sir i couldnt evn do 3 inch heels for a new years eve party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok ready

Sorry - just been asked to pull up my trousers and leave!

I guess posting whilst in Starbucks wasn't a great idea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tease

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent"

Is your force strong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent"

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent"

im sure those tits memorise enough men

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I say things and men have no memory of what has been said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say things and men have no memory of what has been said."

Pardon?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol"

Pretty sure that wasn't part of the test!

Did she have lots of tattoos, short hair and was wearing dungarees whilst whistling 'constant craving'?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I like puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol"

did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like puppies"

I like turtles

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like puppies"

Did someone press the factory settings button Pablo? He's back to puppies.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wibble

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol

did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?"

lol no, they couldnt find my cervix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol

did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?

lol no, they couldnt find my cervix

But was it cervix with a smile?

Boom Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be a jedi if i dont have a talent

Pretty sure you're in the 'train stopping boobs' section - or the 'keeping your legs raised the longest' one!

Oh yes i can hold my legs in that position for ages, a doctor told me i was flexible when she did my smear test and i had to hold my legs up for 20 minutes lol

did u see her credentials? did she stay down longer than she had to?

lol no, they couldnt find my cervix

its not the cervix your looking for *waves hand*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give peeps the "look" and they think they are in trouble, even when they are not.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

can do long distance gargling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can do long distance gargling!"

The force is strong with you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stop traffic with my bum cheeks as well as crack nuts in them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stop traffic with my bum cheeks as well as crack nuts in them!

I know a few nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fraid I have it in my contract not to brag, so you'll just have to suck it and see

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stop traffic with my bum cheeks as well as crack nuts in them!

I know a few nuts

Oooo now there's an offer;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stop traffic with my bum cheeks as well as crack nuts in them!

Well we can both stop traffic..and then the similarity ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a room full of people disappear just by breaking wind.

Strong is the fart in this one

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