FabSwingers.com forum: Do you scurryfunge?

By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I don't do this myself, but I know a lot of homes where it does happen;

the hasty tidying of the house between the time you see the neighbour/friend coming and their knock on the door.

The latest neologism is scurryfunge.

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

It has been known lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't allow on spec visitors

My friends & family all know this

So, I always prepare for a day or so before

I don't know why I bother cos most of them are scruffs anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can tell when our neighbours are having visitors because that’s when we hear them vacuum prior to any arrivals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard the expression but yes my Mrs does it. Usually around me as I'm sprawled out on the sofa.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

No I clean my regularly so have no need to do extra just because someone is calling they can take it as it is on any given day. It's my home not a show house

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They never get passed the snipers and guard dogs

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I never see on spec visitors coming thanks to a huge hedge obscuring the view. If I have a bit of notice I do titivate the bathroom and pop the kettle on.

I like that word though.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

People take me as they find me, most of my visitors are friends or family and they walk straight in.

If for any reason I am occupied

I place a notice on the door saying I am resting, at my age I can get away with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be about one of those 'I must not google this but I can't help myself' sexual practices. Like sucking cum from an arsehole while said arsehole evacuates.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"No I clean my regularly so have no need to do extra just because someone is calling they can take it as it is on any given day. It's my home not a show house

Yep, I'm a clean as I go sort of person. avoiding too much build-up.

So I can mostly be relaxed about unannounced visitors. Though I'd probably throw an extra hoovering in if given warning.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sometimes yes.

When I'm low mood the cleaning gets neglected. I'm more of an stay in bed all day and hide kinda person. It can take tremendous effort just to do the washing up at times, which is shit coz when it needs doing and I'm low it makes me feel even worse and a fail.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Sometimes yes.

You need someone off the "naked cleaner" thread from a while back.

That would raise your mood, AND clean the house!

Two birds...

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"No I clean my regularly so have no need to do extra just because someone is calling they can take it as it is on any given day. It's my home not a show house

"
this

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