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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you mute the microphone when you're having sex, a wank and/or watching porn?

They might be listening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who’s they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who’s they?"

Employees of Amazon or Google to improve voice recognition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t trust the mute to prevent then listening tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And will they join in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who’s they?

Employees of Amazon or Google to improve voice recognition. "

they’ve probably heard worse and are pretty bored of it by now i’m sure.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"who’s they?

Employees of Amazon or Google to improve voice recognition. "

I imagine they have a crafty spank over it

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm not having sex with anyone so I think they have decided to leave me alone

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

No.

Alexa only records after it hearts things that sounds like it's wake word (Alexa).

That will make the ring light glow blue and sound dip (so it's obvious if you are playing music).

You can even find the recordings that it does makes via the app if you want to be certain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And will they join in ?"

Now that would be funny if you suddenly heard some heavy breathing coming through the speaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And will they join in ?

Now that would be funny if you suddenly heard some heavy breathing coming through the speaker "

Or words of encouragement

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Being a bit of an exhibitionist at heart i would quite like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And will they join in ?

Now that would be funny if you suddenly heard some heavy breathing coming through the speaker

Or words of encouragement "

Can you imagine? Part way through, it starts giving you tips?!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Your phone does too. If you have Siri or ok Google enabled.

And the companies have admitted that they record conversations

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Do you mute the microphone when you're having sex, a wank and/or watching porn?

They might be listening..."

Omg! I like the idea of them listening…… is that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you mute the microphone when you're having sex, a wank and/or watching porn?

They might be listening...

Omg! I like the idea of them listening…… is that wrong? "

No, I was telling a story only today about being in a hotel room where the couple in the room next to me were at it and very noisy (the bed was also smashing against the adjoining wall). It was hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more worried about the ghosts of dead friends/relatives seeing me knocking one off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good question

Oblivious is my act on this

Trusting human rights to my personal space are respected

But how boring must it be if your being paid to watch someone constantly enjoying themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something something Sydney university something Edward snowden something something bloody Facebook

It's the bloke on long ladders outside the window I'm worried about

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Aw feck it I’m sure they enjoy hearing me moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each one resigns after watching and despairs confused and mentally scarred ... shrug

If you can’t beat them join them

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm sure they're listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point they just activit the camera and watch lol

But I do have a funny story about someone who I use to game with online

Saying he was away from the mic when dead watching porn and knocking one out but for got to put his mic on mute

about 30 went by till another friend who was in the party piped up and went who’s watching porn he instinly left the party and unfriend us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Siri

Please if you publicise the naughtythings I do in my spare time can I be paid royalties ?

‘Computer says no’

Ok can you play fleet wood Mac

‘Computer says no’

Ok can you play porn

‘Computer says here’s a list of websites you can access yourself ‘

Hey Siri can you please explain the meaning of life

‘ you owe your broadband company last months bill’

Hey Siri I thought we were in lockdown

‘Computer says no’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No point they just activit the camera and watch lol

But I do have a funny story about someone who I use to game with online

Saying he was away from the mic when dead watching porn and knocking one out but for got to put his mic on mute

about 30 went by till another friend who was in the party piped up and went who’s watching porn he instinly left the party and unfriend us all "

Haha. That's brilliant. I used to work with someone who, after a conference call, used to check he could hear a dial tone on the conference room phone before speaking. Apparently, he had had a bad experience once, not realising he hadn't hung up properly. Don't think he was having a wank that time though, apparently it's not the done thing in the board room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my dream job , cos I'm a nosey bastard .

Is there any vacancies ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good I hope I can bill them for royalties when it leaks online

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