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"If you date a tyre fitter you're getting pumped R" Think that may only sound funny in scottish | |||
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"If you date a tyre fitter you're getting pumped R Think that may only sound funny in scottish " Everything is funnier in scottish R | |||
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"If you date a tyre fitter you're getting pumped R Think that may only sound funny in scottish Everything is funnier in scottish R" Yer no kidding... Unless you're called Carl or Carole ... both the same sound | |||
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"If you date a cleaner you might get your knob polished!" | |||
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"Date an electrician there’s sure to be a spark! " Avoid the shockers at all costs. | |||
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"If you date a cleaner you might get your knob polished!" I am one. Want your knockers polished? | |||
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"If you date somebody from Cadbury's they might give you a chocolate finger. " Especially if he's a fudge packer. | |||
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"If you date a lady from a clothing store, you might get a big kiss in the trouser department. " Or a belt, if things go pear shaped. | |||
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"Date a high risk investor. Just for the crazy " That's Bull! | |||
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"If you date a carpet fitter, you'll probably get your underfelt. " Or carried on the shoulder, rolled on the floor, laid well and proper, then sadly walked all over. | |||
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"If you date somebody from Cadbury's they might give you a chocolate finger. Especially if he's a fudge packer. " That Willy's a right Wonka! | |||
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"If you date a cleaner you might get your knob polished! I am one. Want your knockers polished?" So am I want your knob polished? | |||
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"If you date a mechanic, you might get your undercarriage seen to. " and your body work closely gone over. | |||
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"Date a butcher you may get the chop, or your fill of sausages " He'd definitely fillet for you. | |||
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"Date a pilot and he may adjust your flaps " And check your under carriage before taking off. | |||
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"If you date a woodcutter, he'll probably have wood. " He might let you hold his chopper too | |||
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"Date a pilot and he may adjust your flaps " Date a pilot, SHE may inspect your undercarriage! | |||
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"If you date a woodcutter, he'll probably have wood. He might let you hold his chopper too" Yes! Hopefully he would have a big tool. | |||
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"Date a plumber because he knows what to do with a flange" Love it | |||
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"Date a pilot and he may adjust your flaps And check your under carriage before taking off. " And spends 10,000 hours in your cockpit. | |||
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"If you date a woodcutter, he'll probably have wood. He might let you hold his chopper too" He'll be a great feller. | |||
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"If you date an astronaut , they will take you out of this world and make you see stars" You might even be shown a moonie. | |||
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"If you date a moonshiners daughter she’ll make you liquor all night long. " She loves Jim's beam. | |||
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"If you date a hgv mechanic he'll grease you're nipples." He's the Guy for you. | |||
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"Never date a radiographer, they'll see right through you" Don't be so negative | |||
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"If you date a furniture-maker, expect to have your drawers examined. " and legs caressed as well. | |||
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"If you date a helicopter pilot, be careful of his chopper" Keep your eyes out for the skids too. | |||
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"If you get lucky with a golfer, don't trust their condoms. Occasionally they'll get a hole in one" and get you in the club. | |||
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"Never date a radiographer, they'll see right through you Don't be so negative " I see what you did there | |||
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"If you date a dentist you'll get a good drilling, or if you date the nurse you'll be sure of good suction " This "Cavity Search" by Weird Al Yankovic Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You jab at my nerve endings It's driving me insane Just give me nitrous oxide Shoot me up with novocaine Help me out here 'Cause I'm so severe Pain Please stop for a bit Let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for A week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A problem on My x-ray Oy vey! I'm getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured, now Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me | |||
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"Your milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard, if you date the man from Dairy Crest " He'll also make you cream | |||
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"If you date a dentist you'll get a good drilling, or if you date the nurse you'll be sure of good suction This "Cavity Search" by Weird Al Yankovic Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You jab at my nerve endings It's driving me insane Just give me nitrous oxide Shoot me up with novocaine Help me out here 'Cause I'm so severe Pain Please stop for a bit Let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for A week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A problem on My x-ray Oy vey! I'm getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured, now Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me" Excellent | |||
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"If you date a crane driver you might get let down! Your turn " I am/was a crane driver and I just ended up chopping my fingers off! | |||
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"If you date a dentist you'll get a good drilling, or if you date the nurse you'll be sure of good suction This "Cavity Search" by Weird Al Yankovic Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You jab at my nerve endings It's driving me insane Just give me nitrous oxide Shoot me up with novocaine Help me out here 'Cause I'm so severe Pain Please stop for a bit Let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for A week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A problem on My x-ray Oy vey! I'm getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured, now Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me Excellent " And that's the whole tooth! | |||
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"Date a farmer you might get ploughed " Or drilled, rolled in the hay, wild oats sowed, I could go on! | |||
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"Date a farmer you might get ploughed Or drilled, rolled in the hay, wild oats sowed, I could go on! " Date a delicatessen worker and get the cold shoulder. | |||
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"A landscaper ... ye will end up getting whacked " Or Pete up your bum | |||
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"A landscaper ... ye will end up getting whacked Or Pete up your bum " | |||
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"If you date a fishmonger you might get fishy fingers" date a cheesemonger and you might get too much rubing | |||
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"My ex girlfriend worked in a fish and chip shop, I was always worried that she'd batter me" you poor sausage | |||
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"My ex girlfriend worked in a fish and chip shop, I was always worried that she'd batter me you poor sausage" | |||
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"Date a bus driver always stopping" Date a dentist and lay back and get jawache | |||
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