FabSwingers.com forum: Random thoughts

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why does Donald Duck never wear trousers, yet wears a towel around his waist after a shower?

Why does a duck need to shower anyway, seeing as how his feathers repel water?

Isn’t it funny how a lighter lights but every time it lights it gets lighter until it’s too light to light...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why whenever Bruce Banner changes into the Hulk does his shirt rip off, his shoes tear away but his jeans (which were clearly tight to begin with!) stay on?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I want to see Hulk cock dammit!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I want to see Hulk cock dammit! "

Think a giant marrow...

The Marvel explanation is that one of the many brilliant scientists had created a super stretchy fabric to cover Hulk’s modesty. I guess they didn’t have enough for a whole outfit.

Or Hulk is a bit of an exhibitionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we say slept like a baby when a baby wakes up every few hours?

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bungle got out of the bath once on Rainbow and got all funny as he didn't have a towel wrapped around him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Olympic divers trunks never fall off even if they are hardly wearing anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bungle got out of the bath once on Rainbow and got all funny as he didn't have a towel wrapped around him. "

Is that why Zippy is always smiling?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do you know that Mickey Mouse gave Winnie the Pooh his t-shirt

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The Raiders of the lost ark; if Indiana Jones hadn’t been in that film, the events would have played out and the ending would have been exactly the same.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Smurfs…..

So there was only one female, right?…..

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why do Olympic divers trunks never fall off even if they are hardly wearing anything

I know! And I’ve been looking really closely as well!

I mean... something less pervy...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The Smurfs…..

So there was only one female, right?…..

Smurfette was the only female until Sassette came along

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"The Smurfs…..

So there was only one female, right?…..

Things are far less up tight in Belgium

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Why does it take a cheese toastie approximately 12hrs to cool down to the point you can eat it??? 1st bite.... to hot.

2nd bite 15mins later.... nope still like fucking boiling lava

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you say the words forward or back, your lips move in that direction.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When you say the words forward or back, your lips move in that direction."

City Jeans tried that before, I’m not falling for it again!

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

When passing people why do you nod down for strangers and upwards with people you know

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"The Smurfs…..

So there was only one female, right?…..

Are you imagining a greedy smurfette party?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When passing people why do you nod down for strangers and upwards with people you know

Do we?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Why can't you lick your elbows....

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When passing people why do you nod down for strangers and upwards with people you know

Do we? "

Yeah

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When passing people why do you nod down for strangers and upwards with people you know

Do we?

Yeah

Ok so I’m sat on my sofa nodding to myself...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Why if Chinese food is fattening the majority of Chinese people are thin?.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

[Removed by poster at 25/05/21 21:14:54]

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Why if Chinese food is fattening the majority of Chinese people are thin?."

Most Chinese people only afford to eat once a month

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