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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.

So WELCOME NEWBIES

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

welcome newbies have fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello to all the new newbies!! Join in and have bundles of fun

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Lollipops

Ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to any new peeps on here. Don't be scared to post and don't worry if peeps don't notice you for a while. It tends to go that way, just like down t't pub or club. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I new enough to get the lollipops?

*hopeful look*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now "

Oh and welcome to the newer newbies than meeeee

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now

Oh and welcome to the newer newbies than meeeee "

that's the best way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now

Oh and welcome to the newer newbies than meeeee

that's the best way "

Well yes it's much more fun at the deep end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on!!

Where's all the newbies?? All I can see so far is the same old (but lovely nonetheless!!) faces??

Oh and boobs/bums etc! Lol

Come on newbies - show yourselves! We know your out there!! Jump out of the closet and declare "I'm a forum newbie and proud!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now

Oh and welcome to the newer newbies than meeeee

that's the best way

Well yes it's much more fun at the deep end "

specially if it is the breast stroke.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Lollipops

Ice cream "

Mmmmm ice cream - what flavour?

Shy xx

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By *af90Man
over a year ago

Anywhere in the South West

I'm one of those newbies, woohoo!!

And if there's any kind ladies or couples who would like to help me continue my initiation into the wonderful 'Fabswingers' family then I'm open to offers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooh love corrupting newbies yum yum

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"oooooooh love corrupting newbies yum yum "

me too, have been known to do a good deflowering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a newbie or regular.

Part-timer suits me fine!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Lollipops

Ice cream

Mmmmm ice cream - what flavour?

Shy xx"

Has to be tutti fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I class myself as new as I'm still under a year old but I have thrown away my water wings and am at it full pelt now

Oh and welcome to the newer newbies than meeeee

that's the best way

Well yes it's much more fun at the deep end

specially if it is the breast stroke."

I can think of many strokes to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention lollipops ?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Did someone mention lollipops ? "

Mine is here for you to lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a newbie or regular.

Part-timer suits me fine! "

Full time or Part time - Fab's the one place where the 'benefits' are the same!!

No discrimination here whether an hour a week - or 493 like some forumites!

(Although have to say - the pension scheme sucks!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!"

Little Star!

Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had

Just don't change your avatar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome all old and new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!

Little Star!

Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had

Just don't change your avatar!!! "

I was thinking the same! Marvellous mammaries there mmmmmm

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!"

Please warn me before you post so i can sit further away from the computer, i nearly had my head squashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !

"

I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops ?

Mine is here for you to lick "

Is it sugar free ?

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Lollipops

Ice cream

Mmmmm ice cream - what flavour?

Shy xx

Has to be tutti fruity "

Ohhhh I'm so there - will ease my aching throat!

Shy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the welcome.

I was reading a thread earlier seems some newbies get a little annoyed about getting negative comments or ignored on here. I think they need to get a life and get over themselves. All you Forum regulars if you want to slag me off or abuse me over this comment feel free. It ain't going to change my life.

Oh... and all you sexy ladies out there you can cum and abuse me any time you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !

I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x "

Now that's tempting me in never learning to swim !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh... and all you sexy ladies out there you can cum and abuse me any time you want. "

Abuse gladly given after a quick perv, um I mean investigative look!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !

I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x

Now that's tempting me in never learning to swim !! "

Lol naughty boy! I can spot a fake a mile off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo .... Time to get shot of the rubber dinghy and jump in at the deep end!! I'm hoping some of you will help if I don't float !

I'll help u float! I have built in flotation devises for ur pleasure x

Now that's tempting me in never learning to swim !!

Lol naughty boy! I can spot a fake a mile off! "

No fake here... But I will have to test your buoyancy

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it"

Don't push it noob!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

Don't push it noob! "

nah push harder lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it"

I like your header, you look like johnny rotten in your second picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

Don't push it noob! nah push harder lol xx"

and repeatedly !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful newbies..

Its a cunning way of getting you to post and then you are trapped here forever.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome to the watchers and the posters. It is what you make it and can become addictive - much like swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it"

Welcome fella!

And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!

(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

Welcome fella!

And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!

(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )"

The student shows promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

Welcome fella!

And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!

(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )The student shows promise"

He has learnt much - but he is not a Jedi yet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well having only been here a few weeks I'm still fairly new to this site so I'll say 'thank you for the welcome'.

Some people (from other parts of the country) have made me feel very welcome indeed and have given me some very positive comments, bit of a shame that some of the people in my local area have made me feel as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit (just not in their clique). Never mind, I thank the regulars on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are very newbies lol and are waiting for more people to ask us to join in the fun!!!

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Hi all

We are relatively new ! We both had our first club experience at the lodge in Gloucester and we are both hungry fir more ! just trying to fish out the fakes of this new and thrilling world !

J&M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hi to all the oldies... Nice to be welcomed for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants

"

I've just double checked your interests!

Yep - its there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants

I've just double checked your interests!

Yep - its there! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are newbies to the forum but not to the site, but do like to read some of the forum stuff now, especially the naughty stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im pretty new in the forums... love it here. So many nice people and others make me pee my pants

I've just double checked your interests!

Yep - its there!

"

We like to make the newbies feel all warm and.....whatever floats there boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wel done mate... You sound like a nice fella, im fairly new to this business but looking up too peeps like you, funny guy..."

Your welcome! Hope you're enjoying the madhouse!

Oh - and less of the 'oldies' young man - I'm only 36 FFS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is only a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age is only a no "

Tbh, I get that a lot!

Doesn't matter what their age - they usually say 'no'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm see where you "coming" from.. I get that all the time... Have to be carefull with your words on this site

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Nice to see a few newbies....welcome and enjoy

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Does being new-ish to the forums count?

I could do with something to suck

Nicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!

Little Star!

Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had

Just don't change your avatar!!! "

My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!

PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!

Little Star!

Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had

Just don't change your avatar!!!

My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!

PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!"

I'll give you 50p if you tell me where your boyfriend works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to all the newbies and watchers. Come and say hello.

Welcome to the wonderful madness of Fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new here to thanks all xxx giz a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!"

im sorry what i didn't see what u said was too distracted by ur display picture

anyway im not new to the site been here nearly a year but am relatively new to the forums didnt even know fab had forums

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Slightly new to the forums, I like to watch and occasionally reply.

Thanks for the warm welcome and a big hello to everybody old and new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!

Little Star!

Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had

Just don't change your avatar!!!

My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!

PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!

I'll give you 50p if you tell me where your boyfriend works? "

Well THAT could be taken a few ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been here nearly a year now but not very active on the forums...things need to change! I'm sure people wouldn't mind seeing the girls more often, even if they don't want to read my ramblings!

Little Star!

Post what you like! Your thoughts, your ramblings, your shopping list, the names of every pet you've ever had

Just don't change your avatar!!!

My boyfriend tried to get me to change it but I refused. He showed the guys at work a topless pic of me the other day so it's only fair!

PS shopping list currently consists of shower gel, butter and new glasses. Any cash donations gratefully welcomed!

I'll give you 50p if you tell me where your boyfriend works?

Well THAT could be taken a few ways! "

Ha! Ok - you drive a hard bargain!

75p and just PM it over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly new to the forums, I like to watch and occasionally reply.

Thanks for the warm welcome and a big hello to everybody old and new "

Welcome purring!!!!

Nice to see Ryan's sharing his flag!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

welcome new/medium/old posters

*waves at the lurkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a newbie, thanks for the welcome, really appreciate it xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a newbie and met a couple of great ladies so can't wait to be officially welcomed into the bosom of this great fabswingers family

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Starting to feel ill now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello everyone!!

*wanders back to favourite lurking point over by the bar*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting to feel ill now"

Gaviscon? Rennie? Jack Daniels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hello everyone!!

*wanders back to favourite lurking point over by the bar*

"

Welcome!

I'll have a babycham!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for an oss at the bar?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Starting to feel ill now

Gaviscon? Rennie? Jack Daniels? "

Sick bucket please

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.

So WELCOME NEWBIES"

Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hello everyone!!

*wanders back to favourite lurking point over by the bar*

Welcome!

I'll have a babycham!! "

no babycham left... pleny of Cherry B and a ropey old bottle of Thunderbird tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for an oss at the bar?"

No. There's a White Horse in here already!!!

Boom Boom!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Gimme the thunderbird

Just finished the last bottle of cinzano

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

did someone mention jack daniels

welcome newbies ,lurkers, and hellooo everyone else

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.

So WELCOME NEWBIES

Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum..."

Don't confuse things with facts. See it as a welcome to the lounge. Plenty of sofas, TV usually on, games corner, bar, bbq some days and on high days and holidays people sometimes sing and dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.

So WELCOME NEWBIES

Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum...

Don't confuse things with facts. See it as a welcome to the lounge. Plenty of sofas, TV usually on, games corner, bar, bbq some days and on high days and holidays people sometimes sing and dance."

Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on "

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! "

oi! i just got you a Cherry B in... be nice

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! "

You noticed Pablo there too did ya????

Welcome newbies, I've just had a serious half hour perving new profiles (I do it in stealth mode so you'll never know.......) now need to pop off for a short while for a lie down in a darkened room with a medley of veg.... carrots, parsnips, cucumber and maybe a butternut squash

Veg soup for tea it is then

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!

You noticed Pablo there too did ya????

Welcome newbies, I've just had a serious half hour perving new profiles (I do it in stealth mode so you'll never know.......) now need to pop off for a short while for a lie down in a darkened room with a medley of veg.... carrots, parsnips, cucumber and maybe a butternut squash

Veg soup for tea it is then "

oiy i thought the veggies where for the muff party BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!

oi! i just got you a Cherry B in... be nice

"

Sorry!

No Taboo or Mirage lurking around then?

Failing that a cheeky vimto ?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'!

You noticed Pablo there too did ya????

Welcome newbies, I've just had a serious half hour perving new profiles (I do it in stealth mode so you'll never know.......) now need to pop off for a short while for a lie down in a darkened room with a medley of veg.... carrots, parsnips, cucumber and maybe a butternut squash

Veg soup for tea it is then

oiy i thought the veggies where for the muff party BBQ"

I'm a sharing, caring kinda girl, there'll be plenty for everyone

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"As people say we dont welcome newbies, this is the official welcome the newbies thread. Ive seen lots of new faces on the forums of late.

So WELCOME NEWBIES

Well ... there is the "Introductions" forum...

Don't confuse things with facts. See it as a welcome to the lounge. Plenty of sofas, TV usually on, games corner, bar, bbq some days and on high days and holidays people sometimes sing and dance.

Don't forget the topless barmaids, pole dancers and that weird bloke that sits in the corner chain feeding the jukebox to play 'only the lonely'! "

That's my favourite song, leave me out of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to............."

brill... Never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome to newbies, stick around and have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello welcome and have loads of fun and frollics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to............."

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops.... Newbies Welcome to the nuthouse... Pull up a prescription and a tinhelmet full of popcorn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ? "

I didn't like to say...but did notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbie here! Hello everyone

Looking forward to bein thoroughly corrupted on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice "

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

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By *pykeMan
over a year ago

bristol

hello im a forum newbie and proud ! where do i claim my lolly pops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard hats to left....thick skins to right and mountain of salt in middle.....enjoy and just take a huge pinch of salt to every post.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ? "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And whatever you do....DONT mention the clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........ "

Lollipop???

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Newbie here! Hello everyone

Looking forward to bein thoroughly corrupted on here! "

Be careful, young lady - the men might read that as nubile with your nice avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Newbie here! Hello everyone

Looking forward to bein thoroughly corrupted on here! Be careful, young lady - the men might read that as nubile with your nice avatar "

Oh dear - and me being all sweet and innocent too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi we are newbies and looking to making some new friends

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Newbie here! Hello everyone

Looking forward to bein thoroughly corrupted on here! Be careful, young lady - the men might read that as nubile with your nice avatar

Oh dear - and me being all sweet and innocent too! "

You are in the right company - just stick with us

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Newbie here! Hello everyone

Looking forward to bein thoroughly corrupted on here! Be careful, young lady - the men might read that as nubile with your nice avatar

Oh dear - and me being all sweet and innocent too! You are in the right company - just stick with us"

It's true as soon as she left convent everyone knew she was wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

Lollipop??? "

They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and thanks to all,i cant believe ive been on this site for years and only just discovered the forums !! i even check them before i trawl through my mail now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

Lollipop???

They're in my front pocket - help yourself!! "

That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Hi we are newbies and looking to making some new friends

"

Hello and a lovely pair of newbies you have... I mean are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

Lollipop???

They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!

That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth

"

Come one - come all!!

(Come me!!! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi we are newbies and looking to making some new friends

Hello and a lovely pair of newbies you have... I mean are..."

I'm glad you like them .... I meant us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

Lollipop???

They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!

That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth

Come one - come all!!

(Come me!!! )"

Do you always cum first? Hope there is enough to go around...us girls can get very greedy when it comes to lollipops

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Welcome one and all. Ive checked you all out now and made a few notes....so as you were.

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

Lollipop???

They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!

That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth

Come one - come all!!

(Come me!!! )

Do you always cum first? Hope there is enough to go around...us girls can get very greedy when it comes to lollipops"

Always last!

I was a fat kid at school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention lollipops? Could do with something to suck on

And the prize for the fabster living in the most appropriately named town goes to.............

Obiguy from (Wilts...) ?

I didn't like to say...but did notice

I resemble that remark!!!!!

I mean - after a good hard........

Lollipop???

They're in my front pocket - help yourself!!

That an open offer? Could do with something tasty in my mouth

Come one - come all!!

(Come me!!! )

Do you always cum first? Hope there is enough to go around...us girls can get very greedy when it comes to lollipops

Always last!

I was a fat kid at school! "

Must have been the lollipops in your pocket weighing you down

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

Welcome fella!

And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!

(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )"

Lmao thanx but I've got better lol

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Welcome one and all. Ive checked you all out now and made a few notes....so as you were.

Cheers "

Hope it's a good report about me lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Welcome all newbies..*does a special wiggle of bum n boobs just for new posters*

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Welcome all newbies..*does a special wiggle of bum n boobs just for new posters* "

I missed it can you repeat it for me

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm new cheers for the welcome

Had a laugh with a few people on here next is to have some sexy fun n lots n lots of it

Welcome fella!

And congrats on the recent posts! Seriously funny!!!

(Obviously not up to mine, Bussy's, Ryan's, Pablo's and others - but he's not bad folks! )

Lmao thanx but I've got better lol"

Preferred you when you were ill tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am relatively new to this and still trying to find my feet as such, never been to a sex club or dogging but am looking to change that, met some great guys and females time to take it a step further i think thanks for the welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome all newbies..*does a special wiggle of bum n boobs just for new posters*

I missed it can you repeat it for me "

She said new posters! Are your glasses steamed up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on!!

Where's all the newbies?? All I can see so far is the same old (but lovely nonetheless!!) faces??

Oh and boobs/bums etc! Lol

Come on newbies - show yourselves! We know your out there!! Jump out of the closet and declare "I'm a forum newbie and proud!!!" "

here we am lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on!!

Where's all the newbies?? All I can see so far is the same old (but lovely nonetheless!!) faces??

Oh and boobs/bums etc! Lol

Come on newbies - show yourselves! We know your out there!! Jump out of the closet and declare "I'm a forum newbie and proud!!!"

here we am lmao "

And we're more than happy to have you!!!!

(I mean in the forums - honest!! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao thanks , even more happy to be here

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....i would never imagine that you guys would creat a thread just to welcome me here. Feeling loved...again lol

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Can I be a newbie, it would be nice to feel welcome. after my last ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao thanks , even more happy to be here "

No no no! Thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are new to this room thing to only been the last 2 weeks i have looked and chatted even have 2 meets from here both in octber . xxx

rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao thanks , even more happy to be here

No no no! Thank you!! "

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