FabSwingers.com forum: What sound does sperm make?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Tis the morn of contemplating sperm.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Neep neep

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Plop zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a bb gangbang I’m hoping it would sound like the tide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine mine mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a bb gangbang I’m hoping it would sound like the tide lol"

Whoosh! Gently lapping the lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a good day, whoooooooooosh

On a bad day, drip, drip like a leaky tap

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Arggggghhhhh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh shiiiiiitttt!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Incoming! Pew Pew Pew

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Oh shiiiiiitttt!

Aw man! It's the wrong hole!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Mine were killed in the vasectomy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Incoming! Pew Pew Pew"

Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dribble and Scrote.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Ssschhlopp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine were killed in the vasectomy "

Spermicide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just screams "come on lads, this is the one" and some background music, maybe like endless storm.....maybe a smoke machine letting creating atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It just screams "come on lads, this is the one" and some background music, maybe like endless storm.....maybe a smoke machine letting creating atmosphere.

Ride of the Valkeryies.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Mine were killed in the vasectomy

Spermicide."

T’s were murdered by chemo - free birth control!

J x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine emits filthy Sidney James like laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerplunk?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"It just screams "come on lads, this is the one" and some background music, maybe like endless storm.....maybe a smoke machine letting creating atmosphere.

Ride of the Valkeryies."

Haha I was just gonna put donning their militia gear and shouting let's go as they enter to ride of the Valkyrie's like the scene out of apocalypse now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same trumpet sound as the Ryanair flights when they land

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hi ho hi ho

it's off to work we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my name is Spermy Spermason. Here I come"

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Come on lads, first one there is the winner, CHARGE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It just screams "come on lads, this is the one" and some background music, maybe like endless storm.....maybe a smoke machine letting creating atmosphere.

Ride of the Valkeryies.

Haha I was just gonna put donning their militia gear and shouting let's go as they enter to ride of the Valkyrie's like the scene out of apocalypse now

With added explosions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same trumpet sound as the Ryanair flights when they land

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Or in some cases a ghost flight!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To infinity...and beyond!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kerplunk?

Boom tish.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thus spake Zarathustra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beach boys- Get Around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spplat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap, crackle and pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hello my name is Spermy Spermason. Here I come""

"And this is my wife Eglantine Eggington"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Jeronimoooooo

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Kerplunk?

Kerspunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its anything like the guy it comes out of mine would be like....

Click..crack..ouch..aargghh..ahhh...ohhh...click...bump...ouch..ouch..

After about 5mins it would ease of to a gentle ahhhhh

Then need a cup of tea or it wouldn't move or make a noise the rest of the day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benny Hill Theme tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach boys- Get Around."

'Get around round round I get around

I get around, round, round, round, round, round'

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Pretty pissed off if it was anal, and they really did find themselves deep in shit.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Yo lads, why are we on a sock

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Mine are like minions

Gabbling between each other plotting

Mischief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty pissed off if it was anal, and they really did find themselves deep in shit."

"Come on, own up, who farted?"

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I suppose when they leave the dick, They are all singing I'm gonna be the one and only.

If they all stop and say ''Oh no ,

Weston-super-Mare''.

Then they know that they are in the shit

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

AROOOOOOOOGHHHAAAAAAA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Daddy why am I inside this persons mouth”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fap fap fap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What does the sperm say?

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