FabSwingers.com forum: worst line in a song.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Starter for 10...

'I'm as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer'

'Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree'

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

any line from agado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of lines, but even so the suckiness of those lines is just too much to bear

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I'd fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast" -Des'ree, Life

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Couple of lines, but even so the suckiness of those lines is just too much to bear

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I'd fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast" -Des'ree, Life"

What a carnt Des'ree is.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You are the reason my children are so ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lily Allen and LDN, the whole song makes me cringe as it sounds like a childs poem put to music.

But the worst bit is:

She was struggling with bags from tesco

There were people from the city having lunch in the park

I believe it's called Al Fresco.

Its like she was set on using the word Tesco and had to find a way to crowbar Al Fresco in to make a rhyme. The only other option being UNESCO.

She was up for an Ivor Novello for fucks sake. So glad she's disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a half past quarter to three.scissor sisters wtf is that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a half past quarter to three.scissor sisters wtf is that all about

Haha heard this earlier and thought "so it's 3:15 then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm too sexy for my .... blah blah blah

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All the lyrics to the sex pistols - bodieslol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toto - Africa

"The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right Sure as Killimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengheti"

WTF??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toto - Africa

"The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right Sure as Killimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengheti"

WTF??

haha... never realised what the lyrics were. What shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am pushing an elephant up the stairs

i womt say who why dont you clever guys guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your body aint Pamela Anderson - It's a struggle just to get you in the caravan

Timbaland - the way i are

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by westlife!!!!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face"
wtf is that from xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've been drinking too many pints of lager

I've been getting into to many bleedin' fights

I came home with sick all down me trousers

I've got lovebites all around me neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall

Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all.

Europe, final countdown

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my facewtf is that from xx

Billy Connolly

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

might have known lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face"

think it was chubby brown

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

Shakira: Whenever, whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your body aint Pamela Anderson - It's a struggle just to get you in the caravan

Timbaland - the way i are

You've just reminded me of Bounce also from Timbaland

"bounce...like yo ass had the hiccups" and the ever so classy "like a porn star I'm best when I swallow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Observer magazine used to run a 'sick lyrics' competition. The winner was The Tiger Lillies song, 'Banging In The Nails'

See the sweet Lord Jesus

He's hanging on the cross.

The stupid bastard bleeds to death,

And I don't give a toss.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Banging in the nails

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Oh bla di oh bla da life goes on woah la la la la la la la

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh bla di oh bla da life goes on woah la la la la la la la"

Deep meaning

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Na na na na

Yeah yeah

Good bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

Shakira: Whenever, whatever"

lol, yes, I always think WTF was she on when I hear that. Humble breasts?

My egotistical left toe and my uppity kneecaps think it's nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na na na na

Na na na na

Yeah yeah

Good bye"

How long do you reckon that took to write?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Killers - "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier"

As Bill Bailey said ,technically meaningless and might as well be, "I got ham, but I'm not a hamster."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyonce - Who run the world? Girls (girls)

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

Who run this mother? Girls

Who run the world? Girls (girls)

This song credits six people with writing it

Life on Mars had one

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

I could teach you but I'd have to charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

Shakira: Whenever, whatever

lol, yes, I always think WTF was she on when I hear that. Humble breasts?

My egotistical left toe and my uppity kneecaps think it's nonsense."

Are those really the lyrics?! Is that one of those times where she wrote the song in Spanish and someone poorly translated it into English?

Like a Chinese assembly manual for a shelving unit that says "taking the long curvature make it ready into the future recess of the higher plane" when it just means "put part A into part B".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fog on the Tyne on is all mine all mine.......

Im fond of the Geordies, but ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.

Should of stayed in Hollywood!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toto - Africa

"The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right Sure as Killimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengheti"

WTF??

haha... never realised what the lyrics were. What shite! "

Always thought it was 'rises like an Empress above the Serengeti'? Still shite though.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst line and best line

".. cos if I was in your blood, then you would not be so ugly.."

Annie I'm not your Daddy (Kid Creole)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War war is stupid and people are stupid.

I admit that some are but that's a sweeping generalisation from Boy George.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really really wanna zig a zig arghh

Spice girls, wannabe...what's that all about?

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

If her daddy's rich,

take her out for a meal.

If her daddy's poor jus' do what ya feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres Cling ons on the starboard.....

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Or are we just chasing pavements" - err... what?

"Are we human or are we dancer?" - dancers, ffs... with an S not without, you idiots!

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