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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sky remote?

Love and Peace

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Sky remote?

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If it next to his cock at the time then maybe

Mr H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a Sky remote. Thas that make me asexual?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not unless you push the big button in the middle

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I haven't got a Sky remote. Thas that make me asexual?"

I just twiddle with my radio knob!

I must be a screamer

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I don’t have sky, or virgin, or even a can of lynx. So does that make me straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sky remote?

Love and Peace

If it next to his cock at the time then maybe

Mr H."

That’s were they usually live isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on if you lick the cum off it

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Beer ?

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got a Sky remote. Thas that make me asexual?"

Yes. Whatever an asexual is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got a Sky remote. Thas that make me asexual?

I just twiddle with my radio knob!

I must be a screamer"

Knobtastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soo ghey double ghey if you touch the lynx can too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not unless you push the big button in the middle

The ‘interactive’ button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Omg, Hhhhhooo(hoe)ooooppppeeee...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes all brands will do that to you.. well accept Virgin obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It absolutely is ... especially if stroking, licking and moaning too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t have sky, or virgin, or even a can of lynx. So does that make me straight?"

Yes. Fab straight obvs

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It absolutely is ... especially if stroking, licking and moaning too

Does moaning about changing the channel count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Ooop I may be as twisted as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C,mon mate, it makes you bi. Not everything is gay or straight

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I don’t have sky, or virgin, or even a can of lynx. So does that make me straight?

Yes. Fab straight obvs

Well I’m straight straight so what do I need to do to show that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It absolutely is ... especially if stroking, licking and moaning too

Does moaning about changing the channel count? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a sky q one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No, but if you finger his Fire Stick....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes all brands will do that to you.. well accept Virgin obviously."

I won’t touch a virgin remote as they’re perfect for fitting up yer bum. Apparently

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I haven't got a Sky remote. Thas that make me asexual?"

A sexual what?

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Yes all brands will do that to you.. well accept Virgin obviously.

I won’t touch a virgin remote as they’re perfect for fitting up yer bum. Apparently

Ribbed for his pleasure AFAIR.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It absolutely is ... especially if stroking, licking and moaning too

I don’t think I’d be invited again if I started licking his remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only gay if you get a boner and insert the remote into your rectum and then the TV channel automatically turns to GayStation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if he's using it to measure his cock as standard and sad that it is

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Wanting to touch another man's remote is nothing to be ashamed of. Society has become a lot more accepting of this sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote?

Love and Peace

If you’re touching it with your prostate whilst his balls as a chin-warmer, it might start to get questionable

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It is if you loose it and press the find sky remote button and your arse starts beeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C,mon mate, it makes you bi. Not everything is gay or straight

If the batteries were flat then this cancels being bi out doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t have sky, or virgin, or even a can of lynx. So does that make me straight?

Yes. Fab straight obvs

Well I’m straight straight so what do I need to do to show that?

A pic of your bum hole will prove this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a sky q one

Does the Q mean what I think it means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it gay the first time I tried dvp?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I don’t have sky, or virgin, or even a can of lynx. So does that make me straight?

Yes. Fab straight obvs

Well I’m straight straight so what do I need to do to show that?

An empty chamber?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, but if you finger his Fire Stick....

Fire sticks are sounding tubes from my neck of the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only gay if you get a boner and insert the remote into your rectum and then the TV channel automatically turns to GayStation. "

I like your pink Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanting to touch another man's remote is nothing to be ashamed of. Society has become a lot more accepting of this sort of thing. "

Thank you for being so understanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sky remote?

Love and Peace

If you’re touching it with your prostate whilst his balls as a chin-warmer, it might start to get questionable"

How else will I manage to touch my red button?

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm too posh for Sky, but my remotes are utter whores. Two TV's are reachable from our hot tub and they're the same make, so we have to point the remote very carefully when using it, or they'll have a threesome and turn both TV's on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a sky q one

Does the Q mean what I think it means?

You’ll have to Idris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only gay if you get a boner and insert the remote into your rectum and then the TV channel automatically turns to GayStation.

I like your pink Sky remote

It would look better dipped in your chocolate hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a sky q one

Does the Q mean what I think it means?

You’ll have to Idris

Ask..ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only gay if you get a boner and insert the remote into your rectum and then the TV channel automatically turns to GayStation.

I like your pink Sky remote

It would look better dipped in your chocolate hole."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is if you loose it and press the find sky remote button and your arse starts beeping

You can do this with them small Nokia phones and get your mate to call you. So I’ve heard anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends if you enjoy it?

It doesn’t sit well with me touching one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it gay the first time I tried dvp?"

If they touch nutsacks then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Omg, Hhhhhooo(hoe)ooooppppeeee...!!!

What????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if you enjoy it?

It doesn’t sit well with me touching one

You could be blindfolded and didn't know any different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too posh for Sky, but my remotes are utter whores. Two TV's are reachable from our hot tub and they're the same make, so we have to point the remote very carefully when using it, or they'll have a threesome and turn both TV's on...

What else do they ‘turn on’ in the tub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only gay if you get a boner and insert the remote into your rectum and then the TV channel automatically turns to GayStation.

I like your pink Sky remote

It would look better dipped in your chocolate hole."

You’ve just made me get semi now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a sky q one

Does the Q mean what I think it means?

You’ll have to Idris

Ask..ffs

I did just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a sky q one

Does the Q mean what I think it means?

You’ll have to Idris

Ask..ffs

I did just ask

What did he say? Did he say you’re gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends if you enjoy it?

It doesn’t sit well with me touching one

You could be blindfolded and didn't know any different

I’d know my way around a Sky remote blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a sky q one

Does the Q mean what I think it means?

You’ll have to Idris

Ask..ffs

I did just ask

What did he say? Did he say you’re gay

He said ‘believe in better’ whatever that means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

No, he pee-pee'd them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

No, he pee-pee'd them

Lower the tone Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

No, he pee-pee'd them

Lower the tone Mrs KC

It was more of a number 2 actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

No, he pee-pee'd them

Lower the tone Mrs KC

It was more of a number 2 actually

I shall go back to talk of cherubs and love

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Gay? It's a death wish, fight to the finish.

If you feel like fighting in a pool of jelly, that's your prerogative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how much you rub the sky button, it is the benchmark is it not?

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

"Sky remote?

Love and Peace

If you’re touching it with your prostate whilst his balls as a chin-warmer, it might start to get questionable"
I laughed out loud to this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

No, he pee-pee'd them

Lower the tone Mrs KC

It was more of a number 2 actually

I shall go back to talk of cherubs and love

I nearly said what Mr M said (about poop) but I veto'd myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if you lick the cum off it

Errr Hope!

That’s the rudest thing you’ve ever said. EVER!!!

I wish that statement were true

I had to take a shower after reading what you posted

Aww did I turn you on and make you cum in your pants

No, he pee-pee'd them

Lower the tone Mrs KC

It was more of a number 2 actually

I shall go back to talk of cherubs and love

I nearly said what Mr M said (about poop) but I veto'd myself

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

If it's remote, it's okay

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