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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

My son got me a new phone and i cant stop talking to google. Aparently i could do this on my old phone but didnt know how. I just told google i love her and she said awww thanks and sent me a virtual hug

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Didn't even know you could talk to Google.. reckon I win

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My son got me a new phone and i cant stop talking to google. Aparently i could do this on my old phone but didnt know how. I just told google i love her and she said awww thanks and sent me a virtual hug "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Didn't even know you could talk to Google.. reckon I win "
nor did i until a few weeks ago. Now i cant stop talking to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Google!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks x"
It keeps changing fanny to funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so funny. I told my mate last year he could talk to Google he stopped speaking to me after that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is so funny. I told my mate last year he could talk to Google he stopped speaking to me after that lol "

I hope they're very happy together

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You can get Google to write your posts too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks x"

It would be quicker if you asked me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"This is so funny. I told my mate last year he could talk to Google he stopped speaking to me after that lol "
Its changed my life

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did it

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Just tried it... she brought up cute puppies on youtube.. I like her

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"You can get Google to write your posts too.

"
didnt know that i use her for whatsapp

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My son got me a new phone and i cant stop talking to google. Aparently i could do this on my old phone but didnt know how. I just told google i love her and she said awww thanks and sent me a virtual hug "

You need never be lonely again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did it"

It's a kinda magic.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did it"
I had fabswingers pop up on my television while my son was sorting it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is so funny. I told my mate last year he could talk to Google he stopped speaking to me after that lol Its changed my life "

It helps doesn't it and it feels like you have a new friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it an iPhone? Do you have Siri too?

... neverrrrr ask it what is 0 divided by 0

You can have very silly conversations with him too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did itI had fabswingers pop up on my television while my son was sorting it out "

Omfg ... what did you say?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Is it an iPhone? Do you have Siri too?

... neverrrrr ask it what is 0 divided by 0

You can have very silly conversations with him too "
im not that posh its just a samsung 10

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks x

It would be quicker if you asked me "

Good evening how was your weekend

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did itI had fabswingers pop up on my television while my son was sorting it out

Omfg ... what did you say? "
Nothing i was dying inside while he read it but he never said anything

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Juat been told my manners are exquiste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks x

It would be quicker if you asked me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks xIt keeps changing fanny to funny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did itI had fabswingers pop up on my television while my son was sorting it out

Omfg ... what did you say? Nothing i was dying inside while he read it but he never said anything"

Was it your profile page? ... if a random page could say it was a pop up in an email I guess ... but if it was his own mum - aww I hope you got away with it. I pressed speak when copying some fab text once and I couldn’t shut my phone up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ sorry for rambling off OP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you ask Google if I'm likely to get any fanny soon plz, thks x

It would be quicker if you asked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did it

It's a kinda magic."

Now I want to sing the song

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did itI had fabswingers pop up on my television while my son was sorting it out

Omfg ... what did you say? Nothing i was dying inside while he read it but he never said anything

Was it your profile page? ... if a random page could say it was a pop up in an email I guess ... but if it was his own mum - aww I hope you got away with it. I pressed speak when copying some fab text once and I couldn’t shut my phone up "
He never said anthing it was the fab forums that came up. Hea way beyond being shocked by me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I somehow started streaming YouTube on the telly from my phone this afternoon. I had and still have no idea how I did itI had fabswingers pop up on my television while my son was sorting it out "

. I'm going to be extra careful at my parents house in future

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Maybe I'm an old fuddy-duddy, but I feel no desire to talk to a computer. I fear it might get out of control and I have to shut it down while he says "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question." (That's a reference to 2001 in case you are unsure.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked Alexa if she will marry me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"I asked Alexa if she will marry me "

What did she say?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I asked Alexa if she will marry me "
she just said if you like it put a ring on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son got me a new phone and i cant stop talking to google. Aparently i could do this on my old phone but didnt know how. I just told google i love her and she said awww thanks and sent me a virtual hug "

Just remember that once you start talking, Google doesn't stop listening

Just saying

Missy

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