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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies? Apart from willy helicopters!

Same question for the guys, what would you do if you was a woman for a day? Apart from play with boobies!

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my clit and boobs all day long sorry but I would

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I’d buy a fleshlight and fuck it till my balls fell off.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Have a period......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with a man and/or woman.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Have a period......"

Would be just my luck! Cramps, too!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’d buy a fleshlight and fuck it till my balls fell off."

This and helicopters

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Probably be hormonal

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By *it-of-AlrightMan
over a year ago

South west

Straight for the nobbly veg at Morrisons, shoot home and draw the blinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set up an onlyfans and drain the wallets of simps

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Have a go at squirting........

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By *it-of-AlrightMan
over a year ago

South west


"set up an onlyfans and drain the wallets of simps"

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d buy a fleshlight and fuck it till my balls fell off."

amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a go at squirting........"

Good call lol

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

I'd probably get served first at the bar for once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a period......"

Tampon or pad? Things can get a little messy if you don't know what your doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take myself to Saville Row and get measured up for some sexy suits.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'd probably get served first at the bar for once"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Tom Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my willy in any softish object I could find and fuck it. Then finish off with a windmill

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cry and chat for hours on the phone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy "

YESSSSSSSS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy "

As which character? I'd go Bronson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

YESSSSSSSS "

I'll tell him I'm bringing a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

YESSSSSSSS

I'll tell him I'm bringing a friend "

Team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

YESSSSSSSS

I'll tell him I'm bringing a friend "

I’ll join you lol

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Have a period......

Tampon or pad? Things can get a little messy if you don't know what your doing."

Probably just sit in the shower and sulk...

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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

If I was a girl - I'd get a years worth of messages in a day...

I'd also get to find out what a rolling orgasm is like - you know... one that never stops...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) would get myself down to the ladies changing room of the local swimming pool and gym for a good gawp.

There are lots of single bi ladies here who have difficulty finding another single lady to get it on with. I'd hurl myself around the country visiting as many as I possibly could in the time available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

YESSSSSSSS

I'll tell him I'm bringing a friend

I’ll join you lol "

This is turning into a party. He will be so pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

As which character? I'd go Bronson "

I have a mancrush on Alfie Solomons from Peaky Blinders !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

As which character? I'd go Bronson

I have a mancrush on Alfie Solomons from Peaky Blinders ! "

Have to take your word for it, never seen it

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

If I was a woman for a day..I'd block the aisle in the supermarket with my shopping trolley while having a mundane conversation with someone .. totally oblivious to those around me wanting to get past..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

As which character? I'd go Bronson

I have a mancrush on Alfie Solomons from Peaky Blinders ! "

Noooooo has to be Tommy from warrior! Lots of toplessness and sweatiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

As which character? I'd go Bronson

I have a mancrush on Alfie Solomons from Peaky Blinders !

Noooooo has to be Tommy from warrior! Lots of toplessness and sweatiness. "

Yes damn fine in warrior!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!! "

Don't forget has to be from every single angle you can manage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was a woman for a day..I'd block the aisle in the supermarket with my shopping trolley while having a mundane conversation with someone .. totally oblivious to those around me wanting to get past.. "

brilliant!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Be a greedy lady every hole allowed just for start off.

Ask around for a few bad dragons to try out.

Get creampied in every hole.

Then enjoy the chocolate treats before handing the body back again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!! "

Don't forget the toilet pic and make sure you've got that sky remote handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be a greedy lady every hole allowed just for start off.

Ask around for a few bad dragons to try out.

Get creampied in every hole.

Then enjoy the chocolate treats before handing the body back again."

Going to give it back feeling stretched, squelchy and bloated? You are too kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be a greedy lady every hole allowed just for start off.

Ask around for a few bad dragons to try out.

Get creampied in every hole.

Then enjoy the chocolate treats before handing the body back again."

Do you wanna be Daenerys Targaryen for a day?

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

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I’d send out loads of unsolicited dick pics on fab and cry about not getting any responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!!

Don't forget the toilet pic and make sure you've got that sky remote handy "

Oh my, yes! And the Nivea deodorant!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Learn how not to park???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id measure my cock and taste my own spunk

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Learn how not to park???"

Oof! (Backs away)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d send out loads of unsolicited dick pics on fab and cry about not getting any responses "

AHAHAHAH

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d definitely kick off with everything and everyone, then cry myself into a whole box of chocs and ice cream.... blame everyone around me then completely act like nothing happened after a few days and want sex again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use my sexuality to achieve my goals whilst complaining about being sexualised, plus I'd pretend to be super complicated and I'd moan about shiz, lots!

I hope you still want to use your sexuality on me after that crazy little man outburst....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d definitely kick off with everything and everyone, then cry myself into a whole box of chocs and ice cream.... blame everyone around me then completely act like nothing happened after a few days and want sex again "

Bridget Jones for a day then?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I would moan about how all guys are degenerates, down and outs and imbeciles, whilst looking for......men

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


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Do you wanna be Daenerys Targaryen for a day?"

Oh no to be honest a day wouldnt be enough, Id want longer just to try more things out.

Pinching there treats when I say im not hungry.

Taking up all the bed and leave them a little bit

Be treated like a queen by him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get a job as a picker in a supermarket and end the day with "I couldn't find it... any of it".

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get some very sexy underwear and take selfies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!!

Don't forget the toilet pic and make sure you've got that sky remote handy

Oh my, yes! And the Nivea deodorant!! "

I'd of course dwarf all of the above. Staying home coz I can't get my big head and ego out the door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!!

Don't forget the toilet pic and make sure you've got that sky remote handy

Oh my, yes! And the Nivea deodorant!!

I'd of course dwarf all of the above. Staying home coz I can't get my big head and ego out the door!! "

Visions of a humongous cock head trying to squeeze through the door now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get some very sexy underwear and take selfies "

Leave the hat on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd check out my six pack and take loads of dick pics to send to everyone!!!

Don't forget the toilet pic and make sure you've got that sky remote handy

Oh my, yes! And the Nivea deodorant!!

I'd of course dwarf all of the above. Staying home coz I can't get my big head and ego out the door!!

Visions of a humongous cock head trying to squeeze through the door now "

Like Drop Dead Fred after getting stuck in the fridge

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'd pee without having to get a cold ass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get gangbanged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick my willy in any softish object I could find and fuck it. Then finish off with a windmill "

Like a minge, for example?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick my willy in any softish object I could find and fuck it. Then finish off with a windmill

Like a minge, for example? "

Nooo! Random objects, yoghurt pot, banana, in-between the sofa cushions, lasagne... You get the gist

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I would hook up with my favourite gurl, go on a date with her and have as many rounds as I can go.

I know she would give me the best head I could experience of being a man for 24hours oh my xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id complain that the toilet seat hasn’t been put down...

How dare a man not handle and lift it, then put it down every time my arse sits on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick my willy in any softish object I could find and fuck it. Then finish off with a windmill

Like a minge, for example?

Nooo! Random objects, yoghurt pot, banana, in-between the sofa cushions, lasagne... You get the gist "

Sofa cushions? You got issues, girl! (Man, sorry).

That’s some abrasive stuff you have going on there

Watermelon slowly warmed in an oven.... now you’re talking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id complain that the toilet seat hasn’t been put down...

How dare a man not handle and lift it, then put it down every time my arse sits on it "

Lol at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick my willy in any softish object I could find and fuck it. Then finish off with a windmill

Like a minge, for example?

Nooo! Random objects, yoghurt pot, banana, in-between the sofa cushions, lasagne... You get the gist

Sofa cushions? You got issues, girl! (Man, sorry).

That’s some abrasive stuff you have going on there

Watermelon slowly warmed in an oven.... now you’re talking....

"

I just like a challenge I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick my willy in any softish object I could find and fuck it. Then finish off with a windmill

Like a minge, for example?

Nooo! Random objects, yoghurt pot, banana, in-between the sofa cushions, lasagne... You get the gist "

I'd try the sofa cushions too, I hear good things

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Aww but all I wanna do is helicopters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If asked I would say I was "fine", then refuse to go in to details...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Dig out my sky remote and lynx can and take multiple selfies from different angles, open cupboards and aimlessly stare into them expecting what I’m looking for to jump out at me, walk the dog and come back pissed as I’d only taken him as far as the local pub about 4hrs ago..probably have a wank and finish my day off peeing whilst standing and enjoying the sensation of leaving the toilet seat up

X

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’d go to all the clothes shops,try everything on,and come back with a handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive around with no sense of direction and indecisively whilst nagging at the man in the car with me endlessly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d go to all the clothes shops,try everything on,and come back with a handbag "

You already do that as a man though?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’d take photos of my Willy with a lynx can and then a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have conversations that have absolutely no point to them, for about 2 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d take photos of my Willy with a lynx can and then a sky remote"

I recon we should try some really random objects objects to

Rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a photo of my legs in the bath...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a photo of my legs in the bath... "

There's no feeling like it

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’d go to all the clothes shops,try everything on,and come back with a handbag

You already do that as a man though? "

Well according to you I just have gangbangs with sheep!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’d take photos of my Willy with a lynx can and then a sky remote

I recon we should try some really random objects objects to

Rolling pin"

Pop it in a pint glass to show off girth and length

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d go to all the clothes shops,try everything on,and come back with a handbag

You already do that as a man though?

Well according to you I just have gangbangs with sheep! "

Whatever you do in your spare time with animals is your business.. however baaazare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d take photos of my Willy with a lynx can and then a sky remote

I recon we should try some really random objects objects to

Rolling pin

Pop it in a pint glass to show off girth and length "

Yes! Just stuffing it into every type of glass/cup

This thread has killed me

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

If I were a girl, I would screw a guy just to feel the sensation of his cock penetrating me, feeling his hot cum filling me and then my own climax.

It would give me an appreciation of how a real girl feels during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just walk through doors all day and finally not be the one opening them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go cruising in a sauna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys "

Nah, it's just tongue in cheek! Where would us men be without you lovely ladies? Other than the pub or golf course obviously.....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'd bitch about having a stuffed mail box and brag about having a stuffed female box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would just walk through doors all day and finally not be the one opening them! "

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Leave the toilet seat up so the guy who's now experiencing being a woman can feel what it feels like to fall into the toilet when they go to sit on the toilet in the middle of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang it out of the car window along the motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies? Apart from willy helicopters!

Same question for the guys, what would you do if you was a woman for a day? Apart from play with boobies!

Discuss "

Cry

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Take an open legged pic and hopefully get to the top of Hot Pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the toilet seat up so the guy who's now experiencing being a woman can feel what it feels like to fall into the toilet when they go to sit on the toilet in the middle of the night "

real girl problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys

Nah, it's just tongue in cheek! Where would us men be without you lovely ladies? Other than the pub or golf course obviously..... "

Would you have time for the pub though without some one to do your housework?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang it out of the car window along the motorway "

Is that a guy for a day or a labrador?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’d go to all the clothes shops,try everything on,and come back with a handbag

You already do that as a man though?

Well according to you I just have gangbangs with sheep!

Whatever you do in your spare time with animals is your business.. however baaazare "

Blocking you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take an open legged pic and hopefully get to the top of Hot Pics "

Pfffft hot tottie like you, you can do that now

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Leave the toilet seat up so the guy who's now experiencing being a woman can feel what it feels like to fall into the toilet when they go to sit on the toilet in the middle of the night

real girl problems "

One way to wake you up out of your sleepy stupor

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Aww but all I wanna do is helicopters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys "

Mine would appear so but it’s what I would find endearing about the woman I love. It makes me smile at the thought of it.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Take an open legged pic and hopefully get to the top of Hot Pics

Pfffft hot tottie like you, you can do that now "

Awww you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys

Nah, it's just tongue in cheek! Where would us men be without you lovely ladies? Other than the pub or golf course obviously.....

Would you have time for the pub though without some one to do your housework? "

Don't be silly, there wouldn't be any mess without you women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys

Nah, it's just tongue in cheek! Where would us men be without you lovely ladies? Other than the pub or golf course obviously.....

Would you have time for the pub though without some one to do your housework?

Don't be silly, there wouldn't be any mess without you women... "

Do you not have a spare sock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave the toilet seat up so the guy who's now experiencing being a woman can feel what it feels like to fall into the toilet when they go to sit on the toilet in the middle of the night "

Simple solution - put it back up after yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys

Nah, it's just tongue in cheek! Where would us men be without you lovely ladies? Other than the pub or golf course obviously.....

Would you have time for the pub though without some one to do your housework?

Don't be silly, there wouldn't be any mess without you women...

Do you not have a spare sock?"

I put them to good use...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has turned into what we dislike about men/women

I love you guys

Nah, it's just tongue in cheek! Where would us men be without you lovely ladies? Other than the pub or golf course obviously.....

Would you have time for the pub though without some one to do your housework?

Don't be silly, there wouldn't be any mess without you women... "

That's true as we taught all men we raised f all about chores

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the toilet seat up so the guy who's now experiencing being a woman can feel what it feels like to fall into the toilet when they go to sit on the toilet in the middle of the night

Simple solution - put it back up after yourself "

Or learn to aim in the hole.. then the seat can stay down always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d buy a fleshlight and fuck it till my balls fell off."

This is the best answer

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By *exy Two-Shoes40Man
over a year ago

bolton

Lesbian sex.

I would rob a bank. The next day, as man, nobody would recognize me anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just enjoy being right for a while.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd build a wall and tell everyone I saw how good my wall was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just enjoy being right for a while. "

Perks of being a woman!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well it really depends on if you get the option to choose what you look like?

I mean if I was me but female just with a vagina and breasticles it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

Think a female Sasquatch.

But if I was a female first thing I'd do.

Intentionally stub my toe just to see if this high pain threshold thing that y'all go on about is true.

Then I'd catch man flu just to see if I could shrug it off as if it's nothing.

Then go shoe shopping and end the day having gay sex with my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd build a wall and tell everyone I saw how good my wall was."

Would you get the Mexicans to pay for it?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Well it really depends on if you get the option to choose what you look like?

I mean if I was me but female just with a vagina and breasticles it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

Think a female Sasquatch.

But if I was a female first thing I'd do.

Intentionally stub my toe just to see if this high pain threshold thing that y'all go on about is true.

Then I'd catch man flu just to see if I could shrug it off as if it's nothing.

Then go shoe shopping and end the day having gay sex with my wife."

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Lesbian sex.

I would rob a bank. The next day, as man, nobody would recognize me anymore."

Have you seen the TV series called Widows?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies? Apart from willy helicopters!

Same question for the guys, what would you do if you was a woman for a day? Apart from play with boobies!

Discuss "

Take my car to the dealership, get a mechanical problem sorted and not feel I'd been fobbed off or robbed!!

Then several willy helicopters and a 200kg+ deadlift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just enjoy being right for a while.

Perks of being a woman! "

That and stealing chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just enjoy being right for a while.

Perks of being a woman!

That and stealing chips "

Nah prefer my own portion, none of this stealing rubbish

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By *exy Two-Shoes40Man
over a year ago

bolton

First, I would pray to God that I am not on my period for that one day.

I would probably spend an absurd amount of time playing with my breasts.

I would give myself multiple orgasms.

I would try to squeeze in having sex with a man, with a woman, with a man and a woman at the same time, with two men at the same time, basically as much as I can manage because why the hell not?

I would probably make a mistake the first time I have to pee and end up realizing the hard way why women don’t do it while standing up.

If I had more time, yes I could explore other things. I could go out and have social interactions and such. In a day, I just don’t think I am going to get enough to really understand society from a woman’s view anyway, so sex is pretty much what will be on the menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, then go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls. I'd kick it with who I wanted and I'd never get confronted for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, then go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls. I'd kick it with who I wanted and I'd never get confronted for it."

Yes and don't forget turn off your phone and tell everyone its broken so they would think you was sleeping alone

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would win an argument.

Enjoy the fact that I have the right body, for the lingerie I wear.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

If I was a woman for a day I’d walk about in a mini with high heels. Let a rich man pay for dinner but get fucked by his big black manly chauffeur, all night until I changed back into me then flee the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, then go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls. I'd kick it with who I wanted and I'd never get confronted for it.

Yes and don't forget turn off your phone and tell everyone its broken so they would think you was sleeping alone "

But he's just a boy and he don't understand.. NO HE DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDDD!! Oh how it feels to love a girl, someday he'll wish he were a better man!!

Thanks OP I'm now in bed having the time of my life singing to this song in a very dramatic way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, then go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls. I'd kick it with who I wanted and I'd never get confronted for it.

Yes and don't forget turn off your phone and tell everyone its broken so they would think you was sleeping alone

But he's just a boy and he don't understand.. NO HE DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDDD!! Oh how it feels to love a girl, someday he'll wish he were a better man!!

Thanks OP I'm now in bed having the time of my life singing to this song in a very dramatic way. "

Are you singing into your rabbit like a microphone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, then go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls. I'd kick it with who I wanted and I'd never get confronted for it.

Yes and don't forget turn off your phone and tell everyone its broken so they would think you was sleeping alone

But he's just a boy and he don't understand.. NO HE DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDDD!! Oh how it feels to love a girl, someday he'll wish he were a better man!!

Thanks OP I'm now in bed having the time of my life singing to this song in a very dramatic way. "

He'll listen to herrrrrrr, cuz he knows how it hurtssss.. when he loses the one he wanted cuz he's taken her for granted and everything he had got DESTROYED

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted, then go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls. I'd kick it with who I wanted and I'd never get confronted for it.

Yes and don't forget turn off your phone and tell everyone its broken so they would think you was sleeping alone

But he's just a boy and he don't understand.. NO HE DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDDD!! Oh how it feels to love a girl, someday he'll wish he were a better man!!

Thanks OP I'm now in bed having the time of my life singing to this song in a very dramatic way.

Are you singing into your rabbit like a microphone "

Pfffffffffff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be happy and content for a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be happy and content for a day "

Great sentiment

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham

One would flick the bean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One would flick the bean! "

Your in for a treat

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Sit and do absoulutley nothing! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit and do absoulutley nothing! x"

It's what they do best

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 25/05/21 08:07:39]

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Go to the pub without any money and get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

As which character? I'd go Bronson

I have a mancrush on Alfie Solomons from Peaky Blinders ! "

Oh god yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for a day? With my luck I’d probably be on my period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Tom Hardy

As which character? I'd go Bronson

I have a mancrush on Alfie Solomons from Peaky Blinders !

Oh god yes! "

Finally someone gets it !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Is this the microaggression thread?

Ok I'll join in.

I'd enjoy the massive pay rise

I'd get simply for having a cock

I'd enjoy being passionate about something, not emotional.

I'd enjoy going to the gym and being left to do my workout in peace.

I'd enjoy being able to walk away from parental responsibility whenever I wanted and being gracious enough to babysit the kids while the little woman has a girls night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a woman.....I would sit on the sofa all day watching this morning and loose women drink prosseco till bedtime spend evenings on Facebook slagging off friends and commenting on strangers posts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd grab the nearest sky remote, my camera and then I'd bombard all your inboxes with pictures of my impressive erection, taken from every angle possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I were a woman.....I would sit on the sofa all day watching this morning and loose women drink prosseco till bedtime spend evenings on Facebook slagging off friends and commenting on strangers posts....."

That's what we do all day obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the microaggression thread?

Ok I'll join in.

I'd enjoy the massive pay rise

I'd get simply for having a cock

I'd enjoy being passionate about something, not emotional.

I'd enjoy going to the gym and being left to do my workout in peace.

I'd enjoy being able to walk away from parental responsibility whenever I wanted and being gracious enough to babysit the kids while the little woman has a girls night out.

"

Ooooh shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think with my cock, measure it against things, take pictures of it, stroke it, spam out unsolicited pictures of it to people I don't know - and I know it's not allowed but I'd do helicopters with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were a woman.....I would sit on the sofa all day watching this morning and loose women drink prosseco till bedtime spend evenings on Facebook slagging off friends and commenting on strangers posts....."

Lol

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Probably go shopping and eat cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would set about a conquest to grope and wank off as many straight hunks as possible in the day.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Moan about how good men have it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Moan about how good men have it. "

On fab I think you'll find it's the men who moan most

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

challenge all the areas that I typically have misogynist attitudes to deal with & see how they differ.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Moan about how good men have it.

On fab I think you'll find it's the men who moan most "

I know - i was just trying to be humorous.

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By *amppantiesCouple
over a year ago

thornaby

Stop moaning

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"I’d go to all the clothes shops,try everything on,and come back with a handbag "

Then take said handbag - first removing the kitchen sink - to the nearest disco and dance around it. ...which I think is the nearest nowadays, to a rain dance.

Will you ladies, for the rest of May at least, quit dancing round your handbags poleeeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moan about how good men have it. "

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Have a very long shower..

And then try a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent "

Make sure you wipe it down afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d buy a fleshlight and fuck it till my balls fell off."

Thats funny

think id get my tits out all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent

Make sure you wipe it down afterwards "

But would a man do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent "
another cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the microaggression thread?

Ok I'll join in.

I'd enjoy the massive pay rise

I'd get simply for having a cock

I'd enjoy being passionate about something, not emotional.

I'd enjoy going to the gym and being left to do my workout in peace.

I'd enjoy being able to walk away from parental responsibility whenever I wanted and being gracious enough to babysit the kids while the little woman has a girls night out.

Ooooh shit "
hmmm there maybe trouble ahead..quality answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent

Make sure you wipe it down afterwards

But would a man do that? "

Goo point, just wipe it on the curtains and leave then

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent

Make sure you wipe it down afterwards

But would a man do that? "

Nooo. HAS a man done that?

C'mon blokes, what's the most idiotic 'blokey' thing you've done with your penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to work, stick my dick in the scanner. Print thousands of copies. Sprinkle the photocopies whilst driving around. Spreading the love of my penis to anyone and everyone with absolutely no consent

Make sure you wipe it down afterwards

But would a man do that?

Nooo. HAS a man done that?

C'mon blokes, what's the most idiotic 'blokey' thing you've done with your penis? "

New thread topic haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not have to point it downwards during the night. Lol

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By *heekyeyesMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies? Apart from willy helicopters!

Same question for the guys, what would you do if you was a woman for a day? Apart from play with boobies!

If I was a woman for a day

I would give to anyone who's asking

Just for a day

Discuss "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be able to pee in a public toilet without ensuring I look dead straight ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being a boy because I like liking women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread Terminator strikes again!!

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