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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Today I feel like I'm 20 something again.... Why??

Because as a (responsible) adult I really shouldn't get hammered on a Sunday night and ring in sick this morning using Fridays jab as an excuse .

So be honest ... What's the best excuse you've given for having a not entirely legitimate day off ??

And we've all done it so don't lie haha

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I rang in work saying I had D&V when in reality I had a man between my thighs sucking my clit like he was drinking from a straw.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I rang in work saying I had D&V when in reality I had a man between my thighs sucking my clit like he was drinking from a straw.

"

I can't think of a better excuse tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm pregnant as I'm throwing up and feel dizzy."

I was actually hungover like crazy after a rare night out but two days later I found out that I was infact actually pregnant.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.

I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)

I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.

Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.

Always just went to work after that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


""I think I'm pregnant as I'm throwing up and feel dizzy."

I was actually hungover like crazy after a rare night out but two days later I found out that I was infact actually pregnant.

"

Oh wow haha love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once called in sick saying I'd had a fall and injured my back.. just wanted to watch the royal rumble live

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.

I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)

I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.

Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.

Always just went to work after that. "

Oh christ sorry to hear that. Must have been awful

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Often tell work I can’t get a babysitter if I’ve arranged a meet or a club event

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I once called in sick saying I'd had a fall and injured my back.. just wanted to watch the royal rumble live "

That's wrestling I think yes ??

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.

I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)

I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.

Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.

Always just went to work after that.

Oh christ sorry to hear that. Must have been awful "

Yeah it was weird for a while until my brain went "you did see that happening, right?" And then straight on the phone to work.

On a lighter note, I used to forge notes from my mum to get out of PE (unless it was cross country, where we used to bunk off and have a smoke all lesson).

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Often tell work I can’t get a babysitter if I’ve arranged a meet or a club event "

Haha good choice

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Never had a day off work through sickness in my life

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The last time I pulled a sickie I was working for a large bank beginning with H.

I don't recall the excuse, probably stomach bug (no-one wants a member of their team in work with those issues! Easy.)

I was sitting in my mum's kitchen (few years back, this), watching whatever nonsense on telly, when the news suddenly cut in. I watched over my cornflakes as the second plane hit the World Trade Centre.

Lost a few colleagues, everyone was real messed up for some time.

Always just went to work after that.

Oh christ sorry to hear that. Must have been awful

Yeah it was weird for a while until my brain went "you did see that happening, right?" And then straight on the phone to work.

On a lighter note, I used to forge notes from my mum to get out of PE (unless it was cross country, where we used to bunk off and have a smoke all lesson)."

Oh I remember the school cross country days and fag stops

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