FabSwingers.com forum: What does your carpets say about you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always fascinated by the carpet choice of fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My landlord is a cheap arse with no taste

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

"My landlord is a cheap arse with no taste

Lol

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Worn out shag

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Not my choice but they're not too bad, short pile mid grey.

I get to choose my own soon

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That I rent this flat cheaply!

It's an industrial looking brown patterned nylon number that would be more at home in an industrial office space, and it covers every inch of floor outside the kitchen and bathroom (which are in an equally cheap fake-tile lino).

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Worn out shag"

They suit you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they don't match the curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got wood floors

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That I like matching colours throughout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worn out shag"
Weekend memories perhaps

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

nothing, my carpets can't talk

boom, boom,tish!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I don't know! They don't talk to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have carpent in the bedrooms 2 grey, 2 cream & 1 barbie pink in my neices room

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

That I rent and they're basic & made for endurance

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

My floors are mostly naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you bought a decent bed, we wouldn't have to give you all those burns.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

They match the curtains x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have it in the front room. It’s light silver/grey & thick.... also a total waste of money since it’s been down less then a year and the kids have fuxked it already walking in and out with shoes on & dropping stuff on it

oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know! They don't talk to me"
Mine sometimes say, can you please not put the iron there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old worn and covered in sick

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve had wooden floors for 20 years along with open fire

Recently bought carpets for a change 2nd day of new carpet fire cracks and sends bits all over it

I’m now the proud owner of a rug as well !

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We don't have any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I need a shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My landlord is a cheap arse with no taste

Lol this yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine replied...” he walks all over me”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I only have them in the bedrooms. Not sure what they say really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had it, my carpet said "Mark my words, your long dark hair on my creamy pile will not a match in heaven make".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeing myself from carpets in my house was the best interior design choice I’ve made.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/05/21 19:23:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always fascinated by the carpet choice of fabbers.

I'm quite fascinated by your fascination with this.

I mean, why carpets of all things?

Laux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always fascinated by the carpet choice of fabbers.

That I'm hard as laminate flooring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My carpets would probably say, 'take your shoes off you lazy twat'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[carpet stains Removed by poster at 24/05/21 19:23:17]"

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Grey carpet upstairs and grey laminate downstairs.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Grey carpet upstairs and grey laminate downstairs. "

That definitely says tart

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Grey carpet upstairs and grey laminate downstairs.

That definitely says tart "

Ha!! You just wanna get dirty on them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Worn out shag"

You've got sea birds on the floor?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've got wood ( which is a clever trick for a woman)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought them to sell the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if only carpets could talk. I take up carpets in domestic homes and most have some sort of stains showing through on the backing but it’s the crusty ones on top I try to avoid touching ??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It says ........... we identify as wood throughout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are always taking me for a ride.

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