FabSwingers.com forum: Most expensive wank

By *an with the golden pun OP Man
over a year ago

exeter

A couple of years ago a couple invited me to do a tribute for them. Not normally my bag but I thought what the hell could be fun.

So there I sat in front of my MacBook with image on screen filming said deed on my mobile, the ensuing load shot all over my MacBook which promptly shut down never to work again.

I wondered if anyone else has had a similarly daft and expensive wank ?

I’ll start the bidding at £1200

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I can't beat that on cost, but it reminds me of a story I was told by a former colleague who used to work in customer services for a company that sold personal computers.

A guy phoned in saying his he had broken his keyboard and he wanted a replacement because he had paid for insurance when he bought it. When asked how it was broken, the customer refused to say. He was told that they need a reason in order to process the replacement. He still refused, so no replacement could be arranged.

A while later the customer's mum rang up and explained that her son had wanked all over his keyboard while looking at a left-handed Web site but he was too embarrassed to say.

Given that a new keyboard costs less than a tenner, I was amazed he thought it was better to tell his mum what had happened than just go out and buy one.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple Mac. As used by wankers

(nothing personal just couldn't resist

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