FabSwingers.com forum: Here’s one which I don’t think has been done before…. for film buffs

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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Favourite strange improvised weapons used to kill people…. or just your favourite killing scenes.

Rocknrolla….. a pencil

Law Abiding Citizen….. the bone from a T-bone steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to recall that large model cock being used to kill that poor lady in 'A Clockwork Orange'!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Basic Instinct- Ice pick while fucking em

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A large black dildo in Lock Stock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sock full of pool balls in Scum (no death involved I'm afraid tho...)

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

A matchbox in the spy who came in from the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?"

Die Hard 4

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?"

Die Hard 4.0..... yes I like that line too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin fever - screwdriver to the ear

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stilettos in Single White Female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dusk Til Dawn, the jig a pick wooden stake and the holy water, water bombs and super soakers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fish called Wanda , the poor dogs !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not a killing scene but a torture scene from Oldboy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Torture scene from Audition parts 1 and 2

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Oh and the torture scene in Marathon Man....ok i guess i think torture is prefrable to killing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of glasses, God Father III.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fish called Wanda , the poor dogs ! "

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?"

Die Hard 4.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Icicle through the eye in Die Hard 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

james bond when the guy drops into the snow blower and turns the snow bright red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a scene of someone jamming a hand down someone's mouth to kill him, CGI'ed, of course, and I can't remember the name of the film.

It was shown on TV very recently.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dusk Til Dawn, the jig a pick wooden stake and the holy water, water bombs and super soakers."

Were some of the water bombs condoms?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The stabby strap-on in Seven....... it mad my eyes water just looking at it.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Just watched Long Kiss Goodnight where she knocked him out with a lemon meringue pie. She broke his neck afterwards but thats a tasty way to go.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A Serbian Story - an erect cock in someone's eye. And that's about the least disturbing image in the film!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo, the microwave and the mixer in Gremlins!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

boredom in twilight, oh that was me sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stabby strap-on in Seven....... it mad my eyes water just looking at it."

That was really scary I thought, especially draped with a cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lawn mower at the end of braindead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourne identity - newspaper

american history x - stamping on the back of a guys head whilst his mouth is propped open by the kirb edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off top of my head: Favourite death scene for me is either the first kill in Freddy vs Jason, where he stabs his victim loads of times then folds up the bed that he's lying on(best bit in the film, sadly), or Johns' death in Pitch Black

Improvised weapon would be either the fountain pen from Grosse Pointe Blank, or the teacup from Chronicles of Riddick

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"Ooo, the microwave and the mixer in Gremlins!

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pmsl thanks for the chuckle

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Has to be the scene in Shaun of the Dead where Shaun, Liz and Ed beat John the bartender (who is a zombie) to 'death' with pool cues to the tune of Queen's Don't stop me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be the scene in Shaun of the Dead where Shaun, Liz and Ed beat John the bartender (who is a zombie) to 'death' with pool cues to the tune of Queen's Don't stop me now."

Quality scene. Dunno about anyone else, but I'll forever associate Don't Stop Me Now with that scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?"

Die hard 4

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Steven seagal in under siege kills the bad guys with a can of wd40 in a microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the lawnmower zombie massacre in brain dead.

the girl that has her hand/arm shredded so stabs the guy with the bone protruding from the stump in hobo with a shotgun

and from the same movie when the plague tie ropes to the crossbow and lasso and hang the doctors and nurses by firing the arrows up into the ceiling

crazy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steven seagal in under siege kills the bad guys with a can of wd40 in a microwave"

On that note, Live Wire(Pierce Brosnan). The bit near the end where his character uses vaseline as an explosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any or all of them in Kill Bill vols 1 and 2

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The speedboat scene in I spit on your grave was interesting

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"The speedboat scene in I spit on your grave was interesting"
pmsl trust you to have watched that lol

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"The speedboat scene in I spit on your grave was interesting"

I prefer the chainsaw scene in the bath, in that film, well the original anyway, don't know if it is the newer version.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"........the teacup from Chronicles of Riddick"

Good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably quite boring but love the melty faced Nazi's in Raiders of the Lost ark. But more than that, the guy who comes at Indy with a big sword in the market place and just gets shot. Love the back story to it that Harrison Ford had the trots and felt like crap that day and just couldn't be arsed to do anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably quite boring but love the melty faced Nazi's in Raiders of the Lost ark. But more than that, the guy who comes at Indy with a big sword in the market place and just gets shot. Love the back story to it that Harrison Ford had the trots and felt like crap that day and just couldn't be arsed to do anymore. "

Yep... Best Ad-lib. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for pure sickness it has be having your mouth sewn to someone's ass as in Human Centipede.

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"There is a scene of someone jamming a hand down someone's mouth to kill him, CGI'ed, of course, and I can't remember the name of the film.

It was shown on TV very recently.

Inglorious Basterds

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

A sheet of glass sliding of the back of a pick up truck , excellent decapitation scene from The Omen .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theatre of Blood with Vincent Price at his campest !

Force feeding Robert Morley with minced up poodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?"

die hard 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets

Guess the film?"

Die Hard. second I think.

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By *romit87Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

I knows its not a film but being stabbed with a sword fish from csi was pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo, the microwave and the mixer in Gremlins!

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the film taken with liam neeson where he stabs needles into the guys knees and wires them up to electricity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the stem of a pair of spectacles,lucky number sleven

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Lift cable in the omen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the surf board flying off the roof rack and through a windshield into a guys face in lethal weapon 2

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In prime cut they use a m eat processing plant that turns a guy into sausages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about from dusk til dawn the codpiece that opens up to reveal a gun that looks like a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In prime cut they use a m eat processing plant that turns a guy into sausages...

Similar theme in Sweeney Todd when the victims are turned into pies!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I spit on your grave

Where she cuts the guys balls off in the bath while giving him a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wine bottle, an axe, an ice pick, a machete, a fruit bowl an ashtray, an assortment of handtools and a drinks cabinet.

all in one murder

Gangster No 1

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