FabSwingers.com forum: You're the last person on the planet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.

You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.

What would you do?

Witty answers welcomed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail miserably as I was sterilised years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope humanity is already f*cked, wouldn't f*ck my life up by having a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it’s someone who’s blocked you on here, that’s gonna be really awkward ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank "

The alternative is to have kids who end up fucking each other for the survival of the species and that’s not ideal is it. I’d rather let humanity end.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Implant my womb as he slept and tell him to go fuck himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take it as my destiny to be the one to end the world as we know it. And I would die a hero.

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

That boat has sailed.

We'd just have to screw each other til we and the species died

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

OK by me but safe sex only

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

Your part would be easy it’s what you’d expect the next generation to do to help repopulate would be, well let’s just say worse than having sex with someone you didn’t fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toss myself off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I'm happy for the human race to die out.

He's prolly hung and I'm not into that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fail miserably as I was sterilised years ago! "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Implant my womb as he slept and tell him to go fuck himself. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.

You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.

What would you do?

Witty answers welcomed!

Stuff mankind and spend the rest of our days traveling the world on borrowed super yachts, supercars and planes.

Visiting every place I've not ticked off my bucket list.

There's always doggy style safe sex and brown paper bags if we don't fancy each other but get horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fail miserably as I was sterilised years ago! "

Ditto! That's humanity fucked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 people could repopulate the earth. So I would find the nearest sex doll.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s doomed, my nappy changing days are over. Maybe the male could make a species hybrid instead.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

If there's only two us, our genetics will soon me an utter mess anyway...

And I've been snipped...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And have a world of mini me’s???

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.

If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After many cold and lonely nights... I'm sure we'd end up in the same bed... If only to keep warm. Eventually our love for each other would grow... At which point I'd spunk on her tits and bid her good night

I may even cook breakfast in the morning

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.

If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.

Just a thought

Read it again lol gender..last of your gender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.

If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.

Just a thought

Post says last person of your gender.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"The alternative is to have kids who end up fucking each other for the survival of the species and that’s not ideal is it. I’d rather let humanity end. "

You beat me to it!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Have I missed something? If I was the last person on the planet - there would not be anyone else so fuck or not to fuck would be completely irrelevant.

If I was a woman I'd have to look for a sperm bank, no fucking involved anyway.

Just a thought

Read it again lol gender..last of your gender

The tittle of the thread was last person on the planet. If you were the last person of your gender, doesn't mean last person person on the planet.

Not picking holes really just making conversion, its is like famous misquotes that's all.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.

You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.

What would you do?

Witty answers welcomed!

I'd get d*unk for the first time me in life to help me out with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humanity can't be saved with that small a gene pool sadly, the chromosomal abnormalities that would result from the necessary 2nd generation breeding would eventually lead to infertility, hence making the whole situation utterly pointless.

I'd just get d*unk instead.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry, humans would go extinct. This uterus is a baby free zone.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

There's only a limited number of generations before inbreeding makes everyone fall to bits, so just revel in the opportunity to wank absolutely anywhere you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humanity can't be saved with that small a gene pool sadly, the chromosomal abnormalities that would result from the necessary 2nd generation breeding would eventually lead to infertility, hence making the whole situation utterly pointless.

I'd just get d*unk instead.

Could we not just try anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy her make-up, it can turn a Shrek into Fiona sometimes

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.

You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.

What would you do?

Witty answers welcomed!

Pretend I’ve not had the snip and have sex anyway. We still have to have sex or what’s the point being alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do what Zeus did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close my eyes .. and pump away .... for greater cause ! ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mankind would be fucked- I'm far too old for babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just get d*unk instead.

Could we not just try anyway?

If he had a body like yours, yes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Poison the fucker and run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find a way to clone myself without her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Play scrabble

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

At some point you would give in and feel mightily pissed that ya didn't hold out much longer.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Fail miserably as I was sterilised years ago! "
no harm in pretending hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing is ... all the babies will be related in some way ... guess technically that’s how it is ... fellow brothers and sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its only us left on the planet. Im going straight to a supercar showroom and living my best life. Get my shades on. Might even give aviation a crack lol

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Of your gender. There's one other person of the opposite gender. Mankind will be extinct of you don't have sex and make babies.

You don't fancy the other person and you're not attracted to them.

What would you do?

Witty answers welcomed!

reproduction wise your screwed I've been sterilised near a decade now.

As for the rest, I'll be partying with the animals & restoring the mess humans made back to their natural states.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Wank myself into a stupor and let the planet flourish without mankind fucking it up.

Besides, anyone offspring that came into being who had to procreate after us would be committing an ultimate sin so that's a firm no from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in seminate them and crack on

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Two people are not going to restart the human race. I don't see any reason why it would be important to continue the human race in those circumstances anyway. Luke

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Parthenogenesis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say ok let’s to do it.

Then as per usual she’d change her mind at the last minute. So I’d wank alone instead.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Take a trip to Tesco. Purchase my bag for life. Place over my head and as they say, just think of England, but not in a Eurovision type of way.

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By *1ueWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Get my beer goggles on

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's not my mission to save this species but I'm happy to support other flora and fauna from becoming extinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So after a week or so of low key perving I'd send her a message, something like...

' Hi, I notice we're the last people on earth, do you fancy meeting up for a coffee sometime... "

That would be read but no reply

Then a week or so later, I'd go to follow up the original message, but see a warning. You already contacted 'the last woman on earth ' and didn't get a reply.

So I'd think 'ah, fuck it' and that would be the end of humanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would grow a beard, find a football floating in the sea, draw a face on it, pretend he is my son and call him Wilson

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Fail miserably as I was sterilised years ago! "
same here... we're doomed

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Fail miserably as I was sterilised years ago! same here... we're doomed

Ps .. fancy a fuck anyway?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"So after a week or so of low key perving I'd send her a message, something like...

' Hi, I notice we're the last people on earth, do you fancy meeting up for a coffee sometime... "

That would be read but no reply

Then a week or so later, I'd go to follow up the original message, but see a warning. You already contacted 'the last woman on earth ' and didn't get a reply.

So I'd think 'ah, fuck it' and that would be the end of humanity. "

Funniest (and truest) thing I’ve read on here in a while. And the name also gives you bonus points!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get 2 brown paper bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fancying or not being attracted to them is different from being repulsed by them.

Though any hole would become a hole indeed!

A hole in one!!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Oddly if people do remember . We are all supposed to be from the mating of Adam and Eve. ? So new population possible? . By the way I am not religious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well with me left mankind is totally screwed , no baby making opportunities here, may as well see out the end of humanity in a hedonistic blaze of glory

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