FabSwingers.com forum: Are you a man or a mouse?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In former years I would have proudly declared a man.

But now, I think it may be better to be a mouse (at times) make oneself small and hope it goes away quickly....or duck out quickly with smarts.

What sayest thou?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss you Trenton

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Fight, flight or freeze!

Flight usually seems safest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss you Trenton

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I'm being a man by answering you as I am still here....for now!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fight, flight or freeze!

Flight usually seems safest. "

Safety first!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a woman"

I’m a moose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman"
I know! Because your a Tiger!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I'm a woman"

And she has the pictures to prove it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A lioness

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm a mother fucking lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman

I’m a moose.

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....on the loose (scottish accent supplied)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lioness "
Yes...with misbehaving Cubs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a mother fucking lady

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The lady has arrived...welcome m' lady!

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Sometimes the mouse is the bigger man. Sometimes it takes a huge amount of courage to be the mouse.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

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An excellent start!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman

I’m a moose.

I'm using the urban dictionary a lot this afternoon, I'm sure you're not

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcastle

I feel like a hag today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes the mouse is the bigger man. Sometimes it takes a huge amount of courage to be the mouse. "
I agree! Droppings notwithstanding!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

Birth certificate, I presume?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!"

All stripey and fierce?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

Birth certificate, I presume? "

I wasn't born, I was created

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

Birth certificate, I presume?

I wasn't born, I was created

Of course! Carved from pure alabaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like a hag today

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If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcastle

"I feel like a hag today

If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?"

Definitely a hag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!

All stripey and fierce?

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Caged in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like a hag today

If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?

Definitely a hag

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Why?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Are you a man or a muppet? Or a muppet of a man?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am the devil in disguise

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

[Removed by poster at 23/05/21 15:35:00]

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!

All stripey and fierce?

Caged in?"

Actually, yes.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcastle

"I feel like a hag today

If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?

Definitely a hag

Why?"

Because I can change being a hag , being a bag means i will be used more that a wifes dirty wank knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am the devil in disguise

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Prove it by removing that disguise!

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By *astersubMan
over a year ago

Stewarton

"I'm a woman

I’m a moose.

your gorgeous

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

Birth certificate, I presume?

I wasn't born, I was created

Of course! Carved from pure alabaster

Ooo smooth. Well played sir!

Corrected due to auto correct being insulting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like a hag today

If you had a choice between being a hag of a lady and a bag lady which would you choose?

Definitely a hag

Why?

Because I can change being a hag , being a bag means i will be used more that a wifes dirty wank knickers

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Sounds acceptable as a reason to make a choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no mouse or man but can occasionally go volcanic.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!

All stripey and fierce?

Caged in?

Actually, yes. "

We are safe from your predations (wipes the sweat from head)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm no mouse or man but can occasionally go volcanic.

Mrs KC"
As in lava flow?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

Birth certificate, I presume?

I wasn't born, I was created

Of course! Carved from pure alabaster

Ooo smooth. Well played sir!

Corrected due to auto correct being insulting

It’s ok. I figured it out. I’m smarter than the average bear! But thanks all the same.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman

And she has the pictures to prove it.

I've got a certificate too

Birth certificate, I presume?

I wasn't born, I was created

Of course! Carved from pure alabaster

Ooo smooth. Well played sir!

Corrected due to auto correct being insulting

It’s ok. I figured it out. I’m smarter than the average bear! But thanks all the same. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!

All stripey and fierce?

Caged in?

Actually, yes.

We are safe from your predations (wipes the sweat from head)"

Never turn your back to me, caged or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In former years I would have proudly declared a man.

But now, I think it may be better to be a mouse (at times) make oneself small and hope it goes away quickly....or duck out quickly with smarts.

What sayest thou?"

Momma bear when needed. One thing I learned in the Army quiet as a Church mouse is beneficial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no mouse or man but can occasionally go volcanic.

Mrs KC As in lava flow?"

Yes and temprement to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But a man stands up surveys his kingdom and sits down on his settee.

A mouse rears up surveys his/her kingdom/Queendom and settles down behind a fridge.

Does size matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman I know! Because your a Tiger!

All stripey and fierce?

Caged in?

Actually, yes.

We are safe from your predations (wipes the sweat from head)

Never turn your back to me, caged or not...

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but what if I am a mouse running away from your cage...is that OK?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I am woman, hear me roar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm no mouse or man but can occasionally go volcanic.

Mrs KC As in lava flow?

Yes and temprement to"
Is your middle name Frances?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In former years I would have proudly declared a man.

But now, I think it may be better to be a mouse (at times) make oneself small and hope it goes away quickly....or duck out quickly with smarts.

What sayest thou?

Momma bear when needed. One thing I learned in the Army quiet as a Church mouse is beneficial.

"
..beneficial is good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a man or a muppet? Or a muppet of a man? "
Don't we all love Kermit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But a man stands up surveys his kingdom and sits down on his settee.

A mouse rears up surveys his/her kingdom/Queendom and settles down behind a fridge.

Does size matter?"
I cannot speak for women as I do not know what they do in the privacy of their homes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am woman, hear me roar! "
Where are the earmuffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no mouse or man but can occasionally go volcanic.

Mrs KC As in lava flow?

Yes and temprement to Is your middle name Frances?"

No definitely not

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