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"Someone asked me to have sex with them once. That was pretty out there " No. Way! | |||
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"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there . I shit you not Beat that " I laughed hard at "I shit you not" | |||
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"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it " One apple a day.. | |||
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"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked " Where were you yesterday, Romeo | |||
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"A colleague spilled curry sauce in her lap when we were out picking up a takeaway said If I were a gentleman I'd offer to lick it off!.. " Hahaha I guess you aren't a curry fan? | |||
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"I took frozen fish stock to a woman collecting frozen sperm to defrost and eat. I hadn’t frozen my wanks as I didn’t believe she was for real." Oh no.. | |||
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"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there . I shit you not Beat that I laughed hard at "I shit you not" " | |||
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"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked Where were you yesterday, Romeo " Nothing sexier than being on the streets, early hours of the morning, holding her hair while she chunters and then sticking my tongue in her mouth. Those were the days | |||
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"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked Where were you yesterday, Romeo Nothing sexier than being on the streets, early hours of the morning, holding her hair while she chunters and then sticking my tongue in her mouth. Those were the days " Irresistible | |||
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"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it " An apple a day keeps the doctors away | |||
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"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it An apple a day keeps the doctors away " My doctor is a vegan, so I find a bacon butty does the job! | |||
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"Someone asked me to have sex with them once. That was pretty out there " Nah, that never happens, you made that up | |||
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"I'm very vanilla so this might not seem so bad to others but.. I was having a very hot chat with a gorgeous lady. All was well until she asked me what I'd do if her mum and brother were to join us.. " I'd bet £3.72 that it was a man, not a woman... | |||
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"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there . I shit you not Beat that " Did you go back the next day to see if he was still there? | |||
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"I got the same message from the diamond guy with the friend who had just died! " A diamond geezer indeed | |||
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"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it " Im guessing....is that called a toffee apple | |||
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"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. . Me: Put a live fish up my vagina! Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes. Your turn!" I notice, nowhere did you say that you declined | |||
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"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it " Might be ok if you peeled it. | |||
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"To go to his house, crush his balls and leave " Similar, he wanted me to pierce his ball sac with my stilettos. | |||
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"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it " Oh my god | |||
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"I got the same message from the diamond guy with the friend who had just died! " | |||
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"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. . Me: Put a live fish up my vagina! Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes. Your turn! I notice, nowhere did you say that you declined " I have.. come on.. | |||
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"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. . Me: Put a live fish up my vagina! Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes. Your turn!" Ah the diamond guy, he's been doing the rounds then. I was tempted to ask him who was doing the sewing!! | |||
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