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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .

Me:

Put a live fish up my vagina!

Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.

Your turn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*happened even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me to have sex with them once. That was pretty out there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there .

I shit you not

Beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to have sex with them once. That was pretty out there "

No. Way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there .

I shit you not

Beat that "

I laughed hard at "I shit you not"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it "

One apple a day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A colleague spilled curry sauce in her lap when we were out picking up a takeaway said If I were a gentleman I'd offer to lick it off!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked "

Where were you yesterday, Romeo

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I took frozen fish stock to a woman collecting frozen sperm to defrost and eat. I hadn’t frozen my wanks as I didn’t believe she was for real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A colleague spilled curry sauce in her lap when we were out picking up a takeaway said If I were a gentleman I'd offer to lick it off!.. "

Hahaha

I guess you aren't a curry fan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took frozen fish stock to a woman collecting frozen sperm to defrost and eat. I hadn’t frozen my wanks as I didn’t believe she was for real."

Oh no..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there .

I shit you not

Beat that

I laughed hard at "I shit you not" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked

Where were you yesterday, Romeo "

Nothing sexier than being on the streets, early hours of the morning, holding her hair while she chunters and then sticking my tongue in her mouth. Those were the days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I snogged a girl once. After she'd puked

Where were you yesterday, Romeo

Nothing sexier than being on the streets, early hours of the morning, holding her hair while she chunters and then sticking my tongue in her mouth. Those were the days "

Irresistible

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it "

An apple a day keeps the doctors away

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it

An apple a day keeps the doctors away "

My doctor is a vegan, so I find a bacon butty does the job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the same message from the diamond guy with the friend who had just died!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

To straddle his friends coffin leaving a lip print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very vanilla so this might not seem so bad to others but.. I was having a very hot chat with a gorgeous lady. All was well until she asked me what I'd do if her mum and brother were to join us..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Slurry man mistook me for a farmer and wanted to be covered in liquid manure from a tractor. Good to the stage where he was to put a deposit for tractor fuel in a bag by a gate in a field somewhere. I didn’t let him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked if a it was ok if the guy brings his sister and brother and they all have a good insta blocked

Ones got asked to do Bachelor party ware the guy would be blind folded tie to chare I was to suck him hard then bonce on his cock then his friends would remove the blind fold to reveal a tv/ts was fuck him as they all stood and laugh at him humiliating him obviously decided and blocked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to have sex with them once. That was pretty out there "

Nah, that never happens, you made that up

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I had the ashes one this morn! Apparently he wants the same as he has a dodgy heart?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very vanilla so this might not seem so bad to others but.. I was having a very hot chat with a gorgeous lady. All was well until she asked me what I'd do if her mum and brother were to join us.. "

I'd bet £3.72 that it was a man, not a woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to pick him up ( I don't drive ) , take him to a field , strip him naked , shit on him, and leave him there .

I shit you not

Beat that "

Did you go back the next day to see if he was still there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got the same message from the diamond guy with the friend who had just died! "

A diamond geezer indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'd be plastic sheets lady with the knife

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

To kick someone in the balls. I did it and he loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it "

Im guessing....is that called a toffee apple

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Licking shoes clean?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aliens took me in their spaceship to mars and asked me to have interracial midget alien anal sex with them

That might have been a dream though now that I think about it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .

Me:

Put a live fish up my vagina!

Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.

Your turn!"

I notice, nowhere did you say that you declined

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

To go to his house, crush his balls and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it "

Might be ok if you peeled it.

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think


"To go to his house, crush his balls and leave "

Similar, he wanted me to pierce his ball sac with my stilettos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man sent me a pic with a whole apple up his bum and asked if we’d like to eat it "

Oh my god

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I was asked if I had ever cum and shit at the same time and did I want to watch his videos. I politely declined. Not my thing, I’m not that great at multi tasking

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Push someone into a slurry pit and then stand on the side and laugh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked if I would do whipped cream enema. I had to actually google it although I had a good idea on what it entailed. It’s a no

*sick face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a wink. Then I found she had something in her eye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got the same message from the diamond guy with the friend who had just died! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .

Me:

Put a live fish up my vagina!

Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.

Your turn!

I notice, nowhere did you say that you declined "

I have.. come on..

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

i once got a message from someone on this site without it being a reply !!!!!

no honestly it happened once

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"The most out there offer you have been made in a sexual context. Remember one's vanilla is someone's chilli. No kink shaming please. .

Me:

Put a live fish up my vagina!

Sew a diamond in my knickers made up of someone's late friends ashes.

Your turn!"

Ah the diamond guy, he's been doing the rounds then. I was tempted to ask him who was doing the sewing!!

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone asked me if I could castrate them!

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By *1ueWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I received a message tonight asking

Have I ever wanted to use and abuse a man and when I've finished with him chop his cock off

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