FabSwingers.com forum: Fluffy muff party drama whores not allowed!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After thinking of hijacking a look at me thread I decided that us perfectly formed lovely forumites should have a fluffy muff party! Everyone is welcome unless ur not a pervert or deviant or just down right dirty!

Names please for catering purposes! Pork pies will be supplied

U need not have a fluffy muff to attend, full bush, and all the American towns r welcome as well as all lengths of fluffiness in between!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crawls away mortified that no one wants to come

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Im already coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im already coming"

Well when I heard of the rizzo pregnancy I was worried!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Im already coming

Well when I heard of the rizzo pregnancy I was worried!

Its a false alarm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phew! Close call then! Did he know ur name? Lol

Looks like its just us though babe!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Gatecrashing the party!

It's what the lady would have wanted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gatecrashing the party!

It's what the lady would have wanted!"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo a drama queen has arrived x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Oooooohhhhh! Hark at her

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

dont forget your autograph pen n locusts for the buffet pabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooohhhhh! Hark at her

R u calling me a drama queen pabs??? How very dare u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im coming I just had to pop into tescos to buy some wine and nibbles. Unless your supplying the nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure we all have something to nibble

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

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carrot sticks and a Linda McCartney sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

carrot sticks and a Linda McCartney sausage?

Carrot sticks ok but no sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

carrot sticks and a Linda McCartney sausage?

Carrot sticks ok but no sausage

No sausage!!!! Shocking! Ok I'll eat the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not coming if there's no sausage [ trix ]..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

carrot sticks and a Linda McCartney sausage?

Carrot sticks ok but no sausage

No sausage!!!! Shocking! Ok I'll eat the sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm not coming if there's no sausage [ trix ]..

I'm waiting for the sausage to arrive! So far it's just Pablo!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well I'm not coming if there's no sausage [ trix ]..

I'm waiting for the sausage to arrive! So far it's just Pablo!

Sorry, no sausage here... I think the sausages are all watching some people kick things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm not coming if there's no sausage [ trix ]..

I'm waiting for the sausage to arrive! So far it's just Pablo!

Sorry, no sausage here... I think the sausages are all watching some people kick things."
oh is that on!? Sad gits, wrong shaped balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm not coming if there's no sausage [ trix ]..

I'm waiting for the sausage to arrive! So far it's just Pablo!

Sorry, no sausage here... I think the sausages are all watching some people kick things."

Ohhh balls

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Defoe has just scored, girls. I'm sure you're keen to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defoe has just scored, girls. I'm sure you're keen to know."

**** ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defoe has just scored, girls. I'm sure you're keen to know."

wasnt he an author ?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Been pirouetting round the BBQ

My sausage is ready for you

Cheesy balls anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As there r no other offers u might get mobbed Pablo!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Come get it while it's hot!

Smokin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defoe has just scored, girls. I'm sure you're keen to know.

wasnt he an author ?

Well I thought he was an actor .. Willem Dafoe, I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit!! I missed the party again

Oh well hope you all had fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh ur ok it's still going on! Was a slow starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh go on then

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sausage anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has it got a dougnut on it?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I pushed it through some thickly buttered beigels for you

You want cream cheese and smoked salmon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I am far to late to attend this party? Going to sit in a corner and sulk a bit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Who said pablo could post on this thread

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Gate crashed last night, was outside dancing round the BBQ

Who do you think burned the kebabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

carrot sticks and a Linda McCartney sausage?

Ditto here veggie to please, shall i bring the pink champagne?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Something veggie in return for pink champagne seems fair

Dreaming of a champagne blowout now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Champagne? Who mentioned champagne mmmmmm who in their right mind would turn away a lady with champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pushed it through some thickly buttered beigels for you

You want cream cheese and smoked salmon?"

oh yes please

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Champagne and beigels

Let's get this party started!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.... love it!

xxx

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Parrrrrrteeeeeeeeee

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

We have champagne, whos first for a blow out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have champagne, whos first for a blow out"
I'll blow u x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Im here but can i have summat veggie instead of porkpie

oh and a large g and t

carrot sticks and a Linda McCartney sausage?

Ditto here veggie to please, shall i bring the pink champagne?

Well I've got a butternut squash and parsnips.....was going to make soup but got a bit horny......I've wiped them both

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"We have champagne, whos first for a blow outI'll blow u x

Correct answer, eyes down and collect your prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i bring the pink fluffy cuffs as well?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Do i bring the pink fluffy cuffs as well?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do i bring the pink fluffy cuffs as well?

Yes please"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do i bring the pink fluffy cuffs as well?

Sounds good!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Do i bring the pink fluffy cuffs as well?

Sounds good!

And chocolate body paint for afters

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ooo i thought i had missed this last night,count me in please

whos for bbq ribs and chicken,veggie skewars for the veggies,and i have a bottle of lemon schnapps

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

And strawberries in balsamic vinegar

Somebodies whipped the cream I'm afraid

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"And strawberries in balsamic vinegar

Somebodies whipped the cream I'm afraid"
that would be allsorts,she wanted it to go with the furry handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!! This is one hell of a party

Still going can I cum too? What shall I bring?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Sorry I was tired yesterday, but am ok tonight, can I join please

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Wow!! This is one hell of a party

Still going can I cum too? What shall I bring?

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a bucket,iv just mixed up an industrial strentgh sangria and have nowt to put it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!! This is one hell of a party

Still going can I cum too? What shall I bring?

a bucket,iv just mixed up an industrial strentgh sangria and have nowt to put it in"
How about a wheelbarrow? I make them at work n can get a duscount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I was tired yesterday, but am ok tonight, can I join please

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It wudnt be a party without you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!! This is one hell of a party

Still going can I cum too? What shall I bring?

a bucket,iv just mixed up an industrial strentgh sangria and have nowt to put it inHow about a wheelbarrow? I make them at work n can get a duscount

Bring 2!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Wow!! This is one hell of a party

Still going can I cum too? What shall I bring?

a bucket,iv just mixed up an industrial strentgh sangria and have nowt to put it in"

Don't take my bucket, I feel sick

Hic

I think it was that first bottle of Campari

Or the Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!! This is one hell of a party

Still going can I cum too? What shall I bring?

a bucket,iv just mixed up an industrial strentgh sangria and have nowt to put it inHow about a wheelbarrow? I make them at work n can get a duscount

Bring 2!!"
What colour do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My muffs still not fluffy!

Anyone got a merkin I can borrow?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sorry I was tired yesterday, but am ok tonight, can I join please

It wudnt be a party without you

Awww thanks hun, what do I need to bring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I was tired yesterday, but am ok tonight, can I join please

It wudnt be a party without you

Awww thanks hun, what do I need to bring?

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Well I'm bringing 2 wheellbarrows so I'm not sure

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sorry I was tired yesterday, but am ok tonight, can I join please

It wudnt be a party without you

Awww thanks hun, what do I need to bring?

Well I'm bringing 2 wheellbarrows so I'm not sure

Oh wheelbarrow races

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After thinking of hijacking a look at me thread I decided that us perfectly formed lovely forumites should have a fluffy muff party! Everyone is welcome unless ur not a pervert or deviant or just down right dirty!

Names please for catering purposes! Pork pies will be supplied

U need not have a fluffy muff to attend, full bush, and all the American towns r welcome as well as all lengths of fluffiness in between!

i wanna come x

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