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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

25 miles

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll go for 43 miles

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"25 miles"

Naaaaaaw

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll go for 43 miles

Christ, that's a hell of a lot!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm going for 62

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

Don't you offer table service? How many inches have your lips travelled.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Was going to go for about 52 miles in a 38 hour week on your feet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

500 hundred miles?

How big is your restaurant?

Do you have Roller Boots?

Gis a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28km and I’ll have those tits on the 32nd of July ta

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm going for 62"

I wouldn't be typing if it was 62. I'd be crying in a corner somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

I’m in security so probably a lot of mileage probably about 78 miles at guess both underpaid and undervalued in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"500 hundred miles?

How big is your restaurant?

Do you have Roller Boots?

Gis a clue"

And I would walk 500 more.....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

Don't you offer table service? How many inches have your lips travelled.

We do offer table service. I look after 10 tables at a time

My lips? They've forgotten how to have a workout

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

165

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Was going to go for about 52 miles in a 38 hour week on your feet"

Nope.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah shit, when I said "restaurant", I meant Cocktail Bar

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"165"

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"500 hundred miles?

How big is your restaurant?

Do you have Roller Boots?

Gis a clue"

No boots, no proclaimers.

You'd be waiting fucking ages to get served if I had to walk that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.5

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"28km and I’ll have those tits on the 32nd of July ta "

What's that in real money? My brain doesn't do conversions

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ting ting ting.....service ....42....lefty .. then righty...then both together please xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Single digits, defo. How far is it to my loo and back from the front room?! I wheeled though

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

I’m in security so probably a lot of mileage probably about 78 miles at guess both underpaid and undervalued in my opinion

Defo not that many holy fuckballs!

Underpaid for sure

Undervalued.... most of the time

I got 2 written compliments this week which meant a lot. No prompting, no asking.

They went home and wrote in. Gave me a tear in me eye and everything

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"165"

That was my lockdown step count

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"28km and I’ll have those tits on the 32nd of July ta "

Km???? We're in the UK innit. I bet you're one of those people that fills their car up in litres, then works out the mpg

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ah shit, when I said "restaurant", I meant Cocktail Bar

When I met youuuuu

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"28km and I’ll have those tits on the 32nd of July ta

What's that in real money? My brain doesn't do conversions "

30612.2 yards. Everyone knows that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

Don't you offer table service? How many inches have your lips travelled.

We do offer table service. I look after 10 tables at a time

My lips? They've forgotten how to have a workout "

You must be a sensei of time management. That's a lot of tables. Qudos.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month."

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"28km and I’ll have those tits on the 32nd of July ta

Km???? We're in the UK innit. I bet you're one of those people that fills their car up in litres, then works out the mpg

I’m Millwall Kev of course I’m a Europhile! Fuck your English miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19 ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt "
aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?

You can have the plucked hair from one as a trophy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?

You can have the plucked hair from one as a trophy "
I am going to mount it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt aww I wasn't far out ...do I qualify for a bit of nip ?

You can have the plucked hair from one as a trophy I am going to mount it

You can have one of mine too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt "

I get the boobeeeeeezzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 mile

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

No idea but I done 76 miles and that's 13 less than last week

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt

I get the boobeeeeeezzzzz

Remind me on 31st June, my memory is shocking unless it's recalling times and dates when some cunt crossed me, and I have it etched and ready for combat

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

No idea but I done 76 miles and that's 13 less than last week

Show off

If you cheated and did it horseback I'll bust ya bonse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"165

Sorry, 45. Thought it was a month.

Close enough!

44.71 miles.

My legs aren't too chuffed with me. In fact, I'd say if they could speak they'd call me a proper cunt

I get the boobeeeeeezzzzz

"
can you send me some of yours?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Miles do you think I've walked this week now I'm back at work?

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm a waitress.

I've worked 38 hours this week.

Winner gets a tit flash on 31st June

No idea but I done 76 miles and that's 13 less than last week

Show off

If you cheated and did it horseback I'll bust ya bonse

On my family name that's all walking only and I think I deserve a flash for my efforts

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm saying 22 just because I like the number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 miles Princess.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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I won’t say coz I know but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your before and after calf measurements, please?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Ill say 14 miles

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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over a year ago

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

They say snooker players walk a couple of miles a session, so I’m going to go for 15.....

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over a year ago

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Loving the date too peachy

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over a year ago

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By *orkshire_roses999Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Can I do it in steps plz?

Assuming you do 5 shifts and walk 11,000 steps during a shift so that’s 2.3 miles a shift making it 11.5miles

MrY

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

19.75.....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

It was 44.71

I have lead legs today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It was 44.71

I have lead legs today

I'm utterly inconsolable at this.

Jojo beat me by the smallest of margins and I don't get boobies .

I'm sulking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well based on what I walk on each shift I do on average 28 thousand steps which is about 12 miles and I do that 4x a week. I don’t know if it would be as much as that so I’ll guess at 21 miles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was 44.71

I have lead legs today

Jesus! That’s almost what I do and my job is non stop walking around the warehouse picking all the items.

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