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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

If you were a dog what breed would you be?

I’d be a lurcher.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Cocker spaniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Russell because I'm small and jumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a soppy brown labrador

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A westie with character!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A standard poodle , fiercely loyal , attentive, intelligent & lovely to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was dog have to be a mongrel !

And at least be able to lick my own balls ! Lol

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

English bulldog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog. Bit of everything, thick as shit but a heart of gold...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husky

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

Mrs would definitely be a wee Jack Russell and Mr probably Czechoslovakian Wolfdog

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Siberian Husky or German Shepherd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulldog

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A pug.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A cocker spaniel a little bit crazy and friendly with everyone

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A St Bernard so I could carry a barrel of brandy round and generally slobber over people

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A cocker spaniel a little bit crazy and friendly with everyone

And lovely x

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’d be a frenchie x Staffy. I have one and she’s beautiful!!! I keep getting stopped in the street getting asked about her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a dog fan so I'd be in hell

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’d be a frenchie x Staffy. I have one and she’s beautiful!!! I keep getting stopped in the street getting asked about her lol"

Noooooo you’d be a sausage dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cocker spaniel a little bit crazy and friendly with everyone

What a choice about to put that love spaniels good dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pug.

How exactly is a pug cool, that’s like the least coolest dog out there, coughing and wheezing about ?!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I’d be a frenchie x Staffy. I have one and she’s beautiful!!! I keep getting stopped in the street getting asked about her lol

Noooooo you’d be a sausage dog! "

Just cause you love my Nala and can’t have her haha

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By *dbtmTV/TS
over a year ago

Petersfield

Sausage dog!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A whippet....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A Chow Chow...independent, loyal, protective, but can be a bit aloof and occasionally a tiny bit aggressive. And anyone that's seen me on a humid day will agree that I definitely have the fluffy hair

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A Newfoundland! I'm hairy, huge, stubborn and lazy as fuck!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Have to be my favourite a husky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh a Terrier deffo ...

Feisty , Loyal , Loving , and loves a good belly rub

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Chow Chow...independent, loyal, protective, but can be a bit aloof and occasionally a tiny bit aggressive. And anyone that's seen me on a humid day will agree that I definitely have the fluffy hair

Is it the chow chow that has blue tongues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spaniel because im a big bonkers , my heads always everywhere and I'm incredibly loyal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a dog what breed would you be?

I’d be a lurcher.

I have a lurcher and a whippet, so I’d be on or the other

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Is it the chow chow that has blue tongues?"

It is...I don't have one of those unless I have a slush puppy

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Cocker spaniel

Us too!! Ours is spoilt

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A French wolfhound, may wei, mercy bourcou!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've had 3 generations of Border Collies, so I would be one of those so I could wear ma owner out at every available opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the chow chow that has blue tongues?

And what breed is a slush puppy?

It is...I don't have one of those unless I have a slush puppy

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Samoyed... Great hair, and sings too!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A pug.

How exactly is a pug cool, that’s like the least coolest dog out there, coughing and wheezing about ?!

Oi! Stop being so mean about my self deprecation spirit animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unidentifiable mongrel with big pointy sticky up satellite dish style ears and a sexy swishy tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart"

Loyal and super smart I agree with. Brave not so much, mine runs to hide behind me if the door creaks. And he is scared of cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English Bulldog

fat and cute

. Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a fluffy one who likes to sleep. Eat then sleep again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bernese mountain dog

Big, Loyal, gentle bears that love a swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Doberman

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

A patterjack like my George small and fiesty but very loveable with quite an opinion

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By *iercedlotsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

We've got the spoiltest lurcher ever. You can come live around ours. I'd definitely spoil you.................

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"We've got the spoiltest lurcher ever. You can come live around ours. I'd definitely spoil you................."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Springer and I’d have a good exscuse to wear a collar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red labrador x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I would be a fluffy one who likes to sleep. Eat then sleep again

I think that's

isn't it?

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Mongrel with a large dose of collie. WOLF! GRRRRRRRRR!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Woof

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A Doberman

Oh yes, you're sooooo a Doberman!

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I've had 3 generations of Border Collies, so I would be one of those so I could wear ma owner out at every available opportunity

Wanna be in my pack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a fluffy one who likes to sleep. Eat then sleep again

I think that's

isn't it?

I don't know because if I was a dog would I know I was a dog? Alls I would know is I like to eat and sleep

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart"

I absolutely love Alsatians, I wish they hadn't been bred to be so weak backed.

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Siberian Husky or German Shepherd

Oh yes you are!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

A staffie without a doubt, loyal, loving and aggressively defensive if my loved ones are threatened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A springer because I have no off button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart

I absolutely love Alsatians, I wish they hadn't been bred to be so weak backed. "

Slope back is the standard set by the AKC. The European standards are sturdier. I don't know why the Kennel Club prefer the slope backed Shepherd, they do predominantly come with more issues.

I have kept GSD for years and always go for the European standard.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart

I absolutely love Alsatians, I wish they hadn't been bred to be so weak backed. "

Only the show breed has. The working breed is still a solid powerhouse of a dog. However it has been replaced by the Belgian Malinois in the majority of roles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big German Shepherd dog. I used to work with them in the military and found them to be great workers, loyal, brave, adaptable and very protective and can be soppy as owt when they want to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a nice friendly cross breed

those were my best dogs.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart

I absolutely love Alsatians, I wish they hadn't been bred to be so weak backed. "

AFAIK the rebrand to Alsatian came after one if the world wars as an effort to distance the breed from Germany. When I remember, I refuse to say Alsatian!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

German shepherd, I'm loyal and I malt just as much.

Saying that an Irish red setter they have the same long red hair.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A dog that looks and acts like a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

english bull terrier

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A Spanish Water Dog. And I'd grow out my dreads too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart

Loyal and super smart I agree with. Brave not so much, mine runs to hide behind me if the door creaks. And he is scared of cats

Awh no way... I've a mini mixed breed rescue terrier and she thinks she's a Rotweiler lol. She thinks she's protecting me & she's tiny...

Best Little Watch Dog I ever had x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those that runs around jumping up at random terrified kids scarring them for life making them cry and covering them in slobber and muddy footprints while their feckless owners laugh and say they’re just being friendly.

Or one of them that mauls little Alfie to death then their feckless owner says it’s so out of character for Ripper the Rottweiler as he’s always been so friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those that runs around jumping up at random terrified kids scarring them for life making them cry and covering them in slobber and muddy footprints while their feckless owners laugh and say they’re just being friendly.

Or one of them that mauls little Alfie to death then their feckless owner says it’s so out of character for Ripper the Rottweiler as he’s always been so friendly "

Bahahahaha you've totally misinterpreted my comment... That is if your comment is aimed at me. She's 7kg toy sized & acts alot braver than she actually is. She thinks she's protecting me but would be unable to do so. She's like my security alarm.

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Basset loyal for of character and are stubborn as hell but in a funny way ,the one I have at the minute could do euro vision contest no problem and probably win to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or one of them that mauls little Alfie to death then their feckless owner says it’s so out of character for Ripper the Rottweiler as he’s always been so friendly

Tbh I didn’t read anyones comments beyond the person who started the thread so no it wasn’t aimed at you. I just don’t like dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A short legged breed because I'm a midget. A rough coated dachshund, or a corgi.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A poodle as they are allowed to have sex with everyone these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or one of them that mauls little Alfie to death then their feckless owner says it’s so out of character for Ripper the Rottweiler as he’s always been so friendly

Tbh I didn’t read anyones comments beyond the person who started the thread so no it wasn’t aimed at you. I just don’t like dogs

Oh Ok... apologies. Yes I got the vibe you don't like dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Doberman Pinscher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German Shepherd...Cos they're brave, strong, loyal & super smart

I absolutely love Alsatians, I wish they hadn't been bred to be so weak backed.

AFAIK the rebrand to Alsatian came after one if the world wars as an effort to distance the breed from Germany. When I remember, I refuse to say Alsatian! "

Some believe that the dog was named Alsatian after the breed was discovered in Alsace region of Germany/French borders and bred to herd sheep.

It is widely known as a German Shepherd....Either term is acceptable

Brought to the UK by British soldiers impressed by the breeds abilities in assisting German Soldiers.

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By *orthwestbikerxxMan
over a year ago

lancs

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By *orthwestbikerxxMan
over a year ago

lancs

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..have 2 chows had 5 and totally agree with you

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I would be a German Shepard, loyal and loving but also fierce and feisty

Mrs D xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Labrador-enthusiastic and greedy and loyal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Shiba Inu. Failing that, a greedy sausage dog.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Or one of them that mauls little Alfie to death then their feckless owner says it’s so out of character for Ripper the Rottweiler as he’s always been so friendly "

Sounds like you have more of a problem with self-righteous dog owners who can't accept criticism of their dogs than the dogs themselves. The moral superiority affected by some people who are self-declared animal lovers grates on me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Doberman

Oh yes, you're sooooo a Doberman!"

I am

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A Korthal's Griffon, which is similar to a German Wire Haired Pointer.

Lovely temperament, loyal family-friendly, love to be with the family, calm, energetic, highly intelligent, easily-trained, enormous stamina, long-lived, healthy.

Very similar to myself

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

A beagle I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be something big, hairy and friendly. Always full of mischief

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I would be something big, hairy and friendly. Always full of mischief

St Bernard's

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd be a St. Bernard.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Alaskan Malamute or Tibetan Mastiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lupine, for sure..

Loyal, loving, protective (fav breed apart from staff's)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck I'd be neutered and then knocked down, otherwise I'd be a irish wolfhound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

Rottweiler

It was one of my many nicknames

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Easy a Chihuahua do you know how many women love Chihuahua's alot

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I think I’d be a border terrier

A right little rascal

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Scooby-Dooby-Doo

Appreciate that's not the breed but I'd still come back as him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a Dandie Dinmont. Mostly just because it would be amazing to be dandie all the time (I know that's not how you spell THAT kind of dandy but it would still be fun)

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A Bull Terrier, loyal yet daft as a brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog ! A beautiful rescue Jack Russell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boxer.... not quite right on the head and just wants to be everyone's friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

African wild dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be something big, hairy and friendly. Always full of mischief

Newfoundland. My friend has two and they are so naughty

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A big Rottie lass. Looks massive, proper loud and intimidating, but you don’t have to look far at all to see a complete softie.

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"A big Rottie lass. Looks massive, proper loud and intimidating, but you don’t have to look far at all to see a complete softie. "

Hey fellow rottie

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Heinze 57. A little bit of a lot.

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