FabSwingers.com forum: the worst film

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

or films you have had the misfortune to have to sit through ?

anything with Jim Carey gurning at the camera boring and repetative unfunny crap !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or films you have had the misfortune to have to sit through ?

anything with Jim Carey gurning at the camera boring and repetative unfunny crap !"
Yep agree and any with Eddie Murphy.

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

A Heath Ledger film called The Sin Eater.

Two hours of our lives we'll never get back

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"A Heath Ledger film called The Sin Eater.

Two hours of our lives we'll never get back

God yes that was crap, they didn't play So Macho once and there wasn't sight nor sound of Simon Cowell

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Burn reading or reading burn or whatever it was called it traumatized me it was so bad

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Human Centipede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human Centipede

Human Centipede 2 is worse

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Catch 22 and Jacobs Ladder were both so bad it made me angry. My daughter dragged me to see the Pokemon movie which was pants, and I was bored stiff watching Snow White and the Hunter.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Runaway Train with Jon Voight from the 80s......biggest load of toss ever

Anaconda

Jaws 3D

Alien v Predator

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

"A Heath Ledger film called The Sin Eater.

Two hours of our lives we'll never get back

God yes that was crap, they didn't play So Macho once and there wasn't sight nor sound of Simon Cowell

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human Centipede

Human Centipede 2 is worse

Only seen the first one and was hiding behind a pillow for most of it! There is going to be a 3rd

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Emmanuelle in 3D

nowt worse than sitting in a cinema with your cock out waiting for the tits to jump out the screen and bitch slap your face......

wearing 3D glasses.

oh the shame....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Emmanuelle in 3D

nowt worse than sitting in a cinema with your cock out waiting for the tits to jump out the screen and bitch slap your face......

wearing 3D glasses.

oh the shame...."
least you dont get jizz in ya eyes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't know if it was my mood at the time, but I didn't like Magnolia when it came out, with Tom Cruise (who didn't).

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

the bear

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Emmanuelle in 3D

nowt worse than sitting in a cinema with your cock out waiting for the tits to jump out the screen and bitch slap your face......

wearing 3D glasses.

oh the shame....least you dont get jizz in ya eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moulin Rouge

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh and slumdog millionare, im an insominac and managed to fall asleep during it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Powder

It got banned for some reason

It was even worse than Kevin costners

The postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blair witch project, heap of bollox!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sound of music

gone with the wind

grease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatar and Titanic... 7 hours of my life I will never get back!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

having read this i think i must have really shite taste in films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranha 3D

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

jfk with costner in

blair witch

waterworld

dance with wolves

never get them hours back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy..2 of them. Starship Troopers and Inter_iew with The Vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the early Arnie film, such as Conan, red sonja etc, fook me they are proper pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ufo cafe

cocktail

donnie darko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything directed by either James Cameron or Richard feck'n Curtis

somebody pleeeease ask them to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having read this i think i must have really shite taste in films.

haha! me too, I've seen a few of my faves listed

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Powder

It got banned for some reason

It was even worse than Kevin costners

The postman "

Powder??? Banned??? Is that the film about the weird kid with the magic powers, and Jeff Goldblum?? I love that film!!

My worse films, Happy Feet, Kick Ass, and Avatar.

And they unfortunately decided to make sequels to them all!!!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

It makes me laugh how they keep re-making Titanic. It's not like we don't know how it's going to end!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inglorious basterds

Starship troopers and to think I wasted feckin money buying the dvds

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Sleepy hollow

Only film I ever turned off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clockwork Orange, terrible!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clockwork Orange, terrible!!"

i never got the hype over that film either

Ive watched it a few times just to make sure and its just crap, its actually annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing"

worst ending to a film ever, its like the got to the end and got bored if writing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braveheart, or anything with Mel Gibson.

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Driver…….. the only film we have ever walked out of the pictures before the end of. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The A Team, Alien vs Predator, Batman and Robin, Don't forget the Zohan.....my list is a long one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clockwork Orange, terrible!!

i never got the hype over that film either

Ive watched it a few times just to make sure and its just crap, its actually annoys me

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Yep, i have only seen 1st 20 odd mins it is disturbing, really dont get it myself.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Powder

It got banned for some reason

It was even worse than Kevin costners

The postman

Powder??? Banned??? Is that the film about the weird kid with the magic powers, and Jeff Goldblum?? I love that film!!

My worse films, Happy Feet, Kick Ass, and Avatar.

And they unfortunately decided to make sequels to them all!!!! "

There was a big scream up about Disney financing a film made by a convicted paedophile victor salva who filmed himself raping the 12 year old star of one of his previous films

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Ultraviolet.

Prometheus.

Drag Me To Hell.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Driver…….. the only film we have ever walked out of the pictures before the end of. xxx"

Oh, I actually loved that film... it was one of my faves of 2011.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

from a pure cinomatic point of _iew it is a toss up between Captain Corelli's mandolin with nicholas cage and Gigli with j-lo and ben afflack

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"from a pure cinomatic point of _iew it is a toss up between Captain Corelli's mandolin with nicholas cage and Gigli with j-lo and ben afflack"

That could be said of a lot of Nicholas cages work but for some reason I really loved snake eyes

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"or films you have had the misfortune to have to sit through ?

anything with Jim Carey gurning at the camera boring and repetative unfunny crap !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prequel to Dumb and Dumber called Dumb and Dumberer. Snakes on a Train (no not the underrated Snakes on a Plane!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiz show or that one were Bruce willis was a cat burglar utter shite

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I enjoyed Hudson hawk, it was strange though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And please don't forget the truly awful Pearl Harbour , what a load of dross that was .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War Of The Worlds (Tom Cruise version) - complete shit, bought it for a £1 on DVD - paid far too much for that one!

Anything with Jim Carey in

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Zodiac - the only film ive ever fell asleep watching at the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blob and its sequel, Son of Blob, with Steve McQueen. Both SO bad they became classics!!! but both really really awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep watching Avatar 3D at a cinema, the only time I have done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just watched or attempted to watch a film called Iron Sky ! Switched it off as it was so so bad , basically the Nazis left earth and hid on the moon and now they are coming back to take over , how I managed 5 min is a testament to my perseverance .

No one panic tho , is not a true story

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

'Valhalla Rising' .......... there is one good fight at the very begining and the rest of the film is utter dross.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"I fell asleep watching Avatar 3D at a cinema, the only time I have done that.

Sacrilege

Never managed to stay awake through ET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost In Translation

A Life Aquatic

Shanghai Surprise

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Lost In Translation

A Life Aquatic

Shanghai Surprise"

oi.. you take back "lost in translation"... that film is fantastic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revolver...total gash

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"'Valhalla Rising' .......... there is one good fight at the very begining and the rest of the film is utter dross."

Oh god, I managed to blank that one from my memory. It was truly awful.

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By *wo4moreCouple
over a year ago

around walsall, wolves, cannock

joe vs the volcano!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Revolver...total gash"

Saw that recently - not a great film, it could have been so much better. I missed the reason why he gave up his money so easily so the film didnt make much sense from that point on.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Tremors 2+3

Tremors 1 was so bad it was fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp fiction

Okay be stricken from this place for ever that is practically blasphemous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp fiction

Okay be stricken from this place for ever that is practically blasphemous

I am not keen on his films generally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braveheart!

Them trannies had no idea on how to put make-up on! They had blue eye shadow everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp fiction

Okay be stricken from this place for ever that is practically blasphemous

I am not keen on his films generally.

I think I may cry

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Pulp fiction

Okay be stricken from this place for ever that is practically blasphemous

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Tom Cruise in.

The Grudge(Sarah Michelle Geller)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp fiction

Okay be stricken from this place for ever that is practically blasphemous

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lol sorry

Knew i would get it for this but i just didnt get it

As most of,his films..

Sorry lol

Auds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp fiction

Okay be stricken from this place for ever that is practically blasphemous

lol sorry

Knew i would get it for this but i just didnt get it

As most of,his films..

Sorry lol

Auds

Glad I am not the only who do not appreciate Tarantino!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"'Valhalla Rising' .......... there is one good fight at the very begining and the rest of the film is utter dross.

Oh god, I managed to blank that one from my memory. It was truly awful."

I have tried to blank it out.......... but it keeps coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost In Translation

A Life Aquatic

Shanghai Surprise

oi.. you take back "lost in translation"... that film is fantastic!!!

I will not! It was total pap. Very boring pap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterworld could have drowned myself after watching that crap

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

PS I love you

The Bodyguard

Jackie Brown - i love Tarrantino as a rule but this was total shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or films you have had the misfortune to have to sit through ?

anything with Jim Carey gurning at the camera boring and repetative unfunny crap ! Yep agree and any with Eddie Murphy."

Each to their own ,I guess you haven't seen trading places

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Lost In Translation

A Life Aquatic

Shanghai Surprise"

Don't know the 2nd one but 1 and 3 I'm nodding away at like Churchill (the dog, not the Statesman)

Blair Witch I think has also been mentioned and I have to have an honourable mention to some sequels that have been utter shite......Police Academy 3 onwards.....Naked Gun 33 1/3

Anything after Predator (specially including an Alien or 3) and, (it was that shite I had to google it cos couldn't remember the title and only saw it a few weeks ago) Prometheus, the so-called Alien prequel - total bollocks.....remake of Wicker Man with Nic Cage, though I love him in most things, Edwood Woodwood cannot be beaten as Sgt Howie and Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle, anyway, enough already, I'm sure I've come up with enough dross to give me fecking nightmares of crap films tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PS I love you

The Bodyguard

Jackie Brown - i love Tarrantino as a rule but this was total shite

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Awww...i love ps.i love you.....cant Watch it without crying

Im such a SAP lo

Auds xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Boxing Helena

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Birth with Nicole Kidman. Admitedly there weren't many of us in the cinema, but when it finished we all sort of looked at each other in wonderment at how bad it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinsey - dull

Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy (last years) - mind numbingly dull

I fell asleep in the cinema watching 'Catch me if you can' with Leonardo Di Caprio (and it was an afternoon showing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 Hour Party People. Never has a film that had such a potentially great subject been handled in such a piss poor manner.

Its the only time I've ever really considered leaving a film halfway through, and thats being generous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"23 Hour Party People. Never has a film that had such a potentially great subject been handled in such a piss poor manner.

Its the only time I've ever really considered leaving a film halfway through, and thats being generous! "

is that the same as 24 hour party people only with an hour missing due to drug usage ?

i love the realism !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Heath Ledger film called The Sin Eater.

Two hours of our lives we'll never get back

God yes that was crap, they didn't play So Macho once and there wasn't sight nor sound of Simon Cowell

LMAO

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Agreed - all Jim Carey films are pretty poor.

I tried to watch Solaris yesterday, managed 30 minutes. I think I should be awarded a Bronze medal for effort

Nicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having read this i think i must have really shite taste in films.

Me too..I'm just going to sit and watch quietly LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minority report

fifth element

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"23 Hour Party People. Never has a film that had such a potentially great subject been handled in such a piss poor manner.

Its the only time I've ever really considered leaving a film halfway through, and thats being generous!

is that the same as 24 hour party people only with an hour missing due to drug usage ?

Its the Scottish version always been short changed on my visits North of Border.

i love the realism !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human Centipede

Human Centipede 2 is worse

"
OMG they made a second one

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

omg that new bourne identity one is shit i saw people walk out it was that bad

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

godzilla

spiderman

iornman cat woman..

titanic

sleepless in seattle

anything with eddie murphy

men in black

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

anything with Jim Carey gurning at the camera boring and repetative unfunny crap !"

see.. if you took "the Truman Show" and "man on the moon" out of that... I would agree with you.....

actually.. dumb and dumber is pretty funny...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"The Fifth Element"

Oopsies, that's my favourite film, lol!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JAWS the revenge

MAMA MIA

DUMB AND DUMBER

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