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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Well, Little Tony likes the idea of naming his counterpart. | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Mmmmmmm, slippy lips..... thats a gooden! Haha | |||
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"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing? " You may be taking my thread more seriously than it was intended | |||
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"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing? You may be taking my thread more seriously than it was intended " Not at all. Meaty badger sounds pretty appealing | |||
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"There are quite a few women who make reference to their boobs in their username. " It's just a silly thread | |||
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"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing? You may be taking my thread more seriously than it was intended Not at all. Meaty badger sounds pretty appealing " Oooo that sounds fierce! | |||
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"Ladies label themselves too. They often call themselves 'big boobed', 'curvalicious' etc. Isn't it pretty much the same thing? " We're talking genitalia names | |||
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"I'm Slug Labia Lola love it" If I tease the inner labia they squirm around like two slugs making lurve | |||
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"I'm Slug Labia Lola love it If I tease the inner labia they squirm around like two slugs making lurve " That's really quite an image you've conjured up in my mind! | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Lol you know what I’m going to say straight away ! What man doesn’t like sugar puffs ! | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it " That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you | |||
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"Big clitty kitty Tight Tania Loosey lucy Slippery Sue Deep Debbie Bacon chops babs Cavernous Karen Haha no one wants their pussy called cavernous " Should also apologies to anyone who's name appears above xx | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it " Kipper knickers?? | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it Kipper knickers?? " That all you could come up with? Would you call a man pissy pants? | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you" I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !! | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it Kipper knickers?? That all you could come up with? Would you call a man pissy pants?" If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out. But it's not about what I'd call someone is it? | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !! " Lol, while sticking their tongue out | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Just listen to the song “Canada” by Kevin Bloody Wilson, that should give you enough terms to last a lifetime | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Just listen to the song “Canada” by Kevin Bloody Wilson, that should give you enough terms to last a lifetime" That's a LOT of effort when you could just list them for me | |||
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"I'm changing my name to SparkleMingeMini. Cheers Kitty " Oooo love this one | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !! Lol, while sticking their tongue out " Repeatedly | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !! Lol, while sticking their tongue out Repeatedly " Let's hope he's articulate! | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it Kipper knickers?? That all you could come up with? Would you call a man pissy pants? If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out. But it's not about what I'd call someone is it? " I meant would you suggest it to a man. I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused. | |||
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"Someone I know said a guy once likened her vagina to two eels having a slippery cuddle. Not sure it was the compliment he was hoping for " Eels, slugs, pretty much the same thing | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Slick Lipped Sprockett has a ring to it That's almost a tongue twister haha, say it three times, I challenge you I've done it. Now all I need is someone to do it closer to my SLS !! Lol, while sticking their tongue out Repeatedly Let's hope he's articulate! " And enthusiastic!! | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it Kipper knickers?? That all you could come up with? Would you call a man pissy pants? If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out. But it's not about what I'd call someone is it? I meant would you suggest it to a man. I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused. " I said Pastrami Pants as an alliteration based on the fact that labia are usually referred to in a meaty way, you know like beef curtains etc, I didn’t think it would need an explanation | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it". | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it Kipper knickers?? That all you could come up with? Would you call a man pissy pants? If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out. But it's not about what I'd call someone is it? I meant would you suggest it to a man. I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused. I said Pastrami Pants as an alliteration based on the fact that labia are usually referred to in a meaty way, you know like beef curtains etc, I didn’t think it would need an explanation " You don't know me when I'm tired | |||
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"Pastrami Pants has a certain je ne sais quoir to it Kipper knickers?? That all you could come up with? Would you call a man pissy pants? If I was having a hissy fit I couldn't rule it out. But it's not about what I'd call someone is it? I meant would you suggest it to a man. I don't get the pastrami pants reference, so I'm probably confused. I said Pastrami Pants as an alliteration based on the fact that labia are usually referred to in a meaty way, you know like beef curtains etc, I didn’t think it would need an explanation You don't know me when I'm tired " | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it". " Tiny todger, top technique? | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it". Tiny todger, top technique? " Perfectly petite penis | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it". " I call mine Little Tony. | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty Have you noticed that all the guy labels suggest their appendage is rather large. Nobody ever describes themselves as "a bit small but knows how to use it". Tiny todger, top technique? " Haha I love this | |||
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"Big clitty kitty Tight Tania Loosey lucy Slippery Sue Deep Debbie Bacon chops babs Cavernous Karen Haha no one wants their pussy called cavernous " Dammit, I was gonna use that! | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " hahaha funny post xx slippy lips!!! mmmm.... well I am neither BBC or BWC... Well Hung? I'm sure I've ordered meals from there? | |||
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"Have you noticed how some men label themselves by their dicks? Well hung guy... VWE guy... BBC... I'm wondering why there isn't an alternative version for our lady bits? What snappy title could you give to your lady bits? Guys, what titles would draw you in and make you open our messages? Clearly, this inequality needs addressing and quickly Sincerely, Slippy Lips Kitty " Sloppy slit would win me over | |||
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