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"Two bears escaped from Whipsnade zoo and mauled a wild boar before zoo officers shot these wild beasts. That's why I would never live near a zoo" If you don’t eat porridge you have little to fear from bears.. | |||
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"I moved away from living by the zoo for exactly these reasons. I built a new home in the grounds of a maximum , security prison. I'm not stupid you know." I heard the animals forced you out? Complained about the noise..? | |||
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"I moved away from living by the zoo for exactly these reasons. I built a new home in the grounds of a maximum , security prison. I'm not stupid you know. I heard the animals forced you out? Complained about the noise..?" Nah ........ they commplained about the smell. | |||
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"I moved away from living by the zoo for exactly these reasons. I built a new home in the grounds of a maximum , security prison. I'm not stupid you know." We all know you were sent there for robbing banks | |||
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"Should those bears have been shot? Surely offering them meat laced with sleeping potion on a stick would have worked... Or a familiar zoo face .. a bear whisperer... Will there be an enquiry...?" Sadly it would have worked to slow tom and the enclosure they had escaped to had a low fence. A dru.ged up pi..ed off bear isn't a happy bear and likely to go on the rampage before the drugs work Maybe hunny, marmalade, porridge or a picinick basket would have been better | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar." I prefer a panda. | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar." Does it have uneven charge distribution across it?! | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar." My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear. | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear." What about Rupert | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear. What about Rupert " He was ok but didn't have an ice skating girlfriend called Nordine. | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear." Now I've got the earworm! Barnaby the bears my name, Never call me jack or jane... | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear. Now I've got the earworm! Barnaby the bears my name, Never call me jack or jane..." Yay | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door." Wow How stories evolve. That was a stuffed crocodile planted on a roundabout for a laugh. It was in Fazakerly ...... | |||
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"Such a shame, they're beautiful animals. Shame there isn't a quick working tranquilliser so that they don't have to kill an animal if it happens again. RIP bears" | |||
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"A pack of wolves escaped from Colchester zoo a while back and the police snipers had to hunt them down and shoot them one by one. The carcases were piled high at the end of the operation. Living near a zoo can come with risks.. The police got lucky on that occasion. Could have ended in slaughter if the wolves got hold of human scent.." A while back = 2013 Carcasses piled high = 3 carcasses are not high. | |||
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"A pack of wolves escaped from Colchester zoo a while back and the police snipers had to hunt them down and shoot them one by one. The carcases were piled high at the end of the operation. Living near a zoo can come with risks.. The police got lucky on that occasion. Could have ended in slaughter if the wolves got hold of human scent.. A while back = 2013 Carcasses piled high = 3 carcasses are not high." What if they were giraffes | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door. Wow How stories evolve. That was a stuffed crocodile planted on a roundabout for a laugh. It was in Fazakerly ...... " Actually this happened in the early 80's, the owner was a member of the Liverpool Philharmonic orchestra. It escaped from his basement, and was spotted a few day later out on the marshes by the M56 motorway, the police shot it before it could escape. | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door. Wow How stories evolve. That was a stuffed crocodile planted on a roundabout for a laugh. It was in Fazakerly ...... Actually this happened in the early 80's, the owner was a member of the Liverpool Philharmonic orchestra. It escaped from his basement, and was spotted a few day later out on the marshes by the M56 motorway, the police shot it before it could escape." Would a crocodile survive in the wild in Liverpool ? | |||
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" What if they were giraffes " I'm missing your point, I thought we were talking about wolves. | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door. Wow How stories evolve. That was a stuffed crocodile planted on a roundabout for a laugh. It was in Fazakerly ...... Actually this happened in the early 80's, the owner was a member of the Liverpool Philharmonic orchestra. It escaped from his basement, and was spotted a few day later out on the marshes by the M56 motorway, the police shot it before it could escape." How the heck did a musician get to own a crocodile? | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ?" Depends where the fight takes place, on land, in water, is it a no rules fight or is it held under queensberry rules ? Can the animals use weapons or is it bare claws ? | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ? Depends where the fight takes place, on land, in water, is it a no rules fight or is it held under queensberry rules ? Can the animals use weapons or is it bare claws ?" No weapons in shallow waters | |||
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"Two bears escaped from Whipsnade zoo and mauled a wild boar before zoo officers shot these wild beasts. That's why I would never live near a zoo If you don’t eat porridge you have little to fear from bears.." | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ?" Deadliest mammal is the hippo. Grizzly taking on a hippo would be interesting. | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ? Depends where the fight takes place, on land, in water, is it a no rules fight or is it held under queensberry rules ? Can the animals use weapons or is it bare claws ? No weapons in shallow waters" Shallow waters give the advantage to the croc if it's a fully grown salt water croc. On land 6 times out of 10 the bear but in shallow water I'd reverse the odds to the croc 6 times out of 10. In Deeper water it would be game over for the bear every time | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ? Deadliest mammal is the hippo. Grizzly taking on a hippo would be interesting." Where's the fight taking place,is it in Africa or North America and what's the weather like ? Extreme African heat or a North American winter ? Is the hippo in a watering hole or is it in a clearing on land ? | |||
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