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"Two bears escaped from Whipsnade zoo and mauled a wild boar before zoo officers shot these wild beasts. That's why I would never live near a zoo" If you don’t eat porridge you have little to fear from bears.. | |||
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"I moved away from living by the zoo for exactly these reasons. I built a new home in the grounds of a maximum , security prison. I'm not stupid you know." I heard the animals forced you out? Complained about the noise..? | |||
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"I moved away from living by the zoo for exactly these reasons. I built a new home in the grounds of a maximum , security prison. I'm not stupid you know. I heard the animals forced you out? Complained about the noise..?" Nah ........ they commplained about the smell. ![]() | |||
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"I moved away from living by the zoo for exactly these reasons. I built a new home in the grounds of a maximum , security prison. I'm not stupid you know." We all know you were sent there for robbing banks ![]() | |||
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"Should those bears have been shot? Surely offering them meat laced with sleeping potion on a stick would have worked... Or a familiar zoo face .. a bear whisperer... Will there be an enquiry...?" Sadly it would have worked to slow tom and the enclosure they had escaped to had a low fence. A dru.ged up pi..ed off bear isn't a happy bear and likely to go on the rampage before the drugs work Maybe hunny, marmalade, porridge or a picinick basket would have been better | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar." I prefer a panda. | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar." Does it have uneven charge distribution across it?! ![]() | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar." My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear. | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear." What about Rupert ![]() | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear. What about Rupert ![]() He was ok but didn't have an ice skating girlfriend called Nordine. | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear." Now I've got the earworm! Barnaby the bears my name, Never call me jack or jane... | |||
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"My favourite bear Is polar. My favourite bear is Barnaby the Bear. Now I've got the earworm! Barnaby the bears my name, Never call me jack or jane..." Yay ![]() | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door." Wow ![]() | |||
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"Such a shame, they're beautiful animals. Shame there isn't a quick working tranquilliser so that they don't have to kill an animal if it happens again. RIP bears" ![]() | |||
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"A pack of wolves escaped from Colchester zoo a while back and the police snipers had to hunt them down and shoot them one by one. The carcases were piled high at the end of the operation. Living near a zoo can come with risks.. The police got lucky on that occasion. Could have ended in slaughter if the wolves got hold of human scent.." A while back = 2013 Carcasses piled high = 3 carcasses are not high. | |||
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"A pack of wolves escaped from Colchester zoo a while back and the police snipers had to hunt them down and shoot them one by one. The carcases were piled high at the end of the operation. Living near a zoo can come with risks.. The police got lucky on that occasion. Could have ended in slaughter if the wolves got hold of human scent.. A while back = 2013 Carcasses piled high = 3 carcasses are not high." What if they were giraffes | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door. Wow ![]() Actually this happened in the early 80's, the owner was a member of the Liverpool Philharmonic orchestra. It escaped from his basement, and was spotted a few day later out on the marshes by the M56 motorway, the police shot it before it could escape. | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door. Wow ![]() Would a crocodile survive in the wild in Liverpool ? | |||
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" What if they were giraffes " I'm missing your point, I thought we were talking about wolves. | |||
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"Years ago someone had their pet crocodile escape from a house in Liverpool, it was shot in the marshes by Runcorn. It doesn't matter where you live, there could be vicious animals living next door. Wow ![]() How the heck did a musician get to own a crocodile? | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ?" Depends where the fight takes place, on land, in water, is it a no rules fight or is it held under queensberry rules ? Can the animals use weapons or is it bare claws ? | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ? Depends where the fight takes place, on land, in water, is it a no rules fight or is it held under queensberry rules ? Can the animals use weapons or is it bare claws ?" No weapons in shallow waters | |||
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"Two bears escaped from Whipsnade zoo and mauled a wild boar before zoo officers shot these wild beasts. That's why I would never live near a zoo If you don’t eat porridge you have little to fear from bears.." ![]() | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ?" Deadliest mammal is the hippo. Grizzly taking on a hippo would be interesting. | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ? Depends where the fight takes place, on land, in water, is it a no rules fight or is it held under queensberry rules ? Can the animals use weapons or is it bare claws ? No weapons in shallow waters" Shallow waters give the advantage to the croc if it's a fully grown salt water croc. On land 6 times out of 10 the bear but in shallow water I'd reverse the odds to the croc 6 times out of 10. In Deeper water it would be game over for the bear every time | |||
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"If a grizzly fought a crocodile then who would win.. ? Deadliest mammal is the hippo. Grizzly taking on a hippo would be interesting." Where's the fight taking place,is it in Africa or North America and what's the weather like ? Extreme African heat or a North American winter ? Is the hippo in a watering hole or is it in a clearing on land ? | |||
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