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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. I almost wrote chant. Talk about anything you want. Or Chant about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, Very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo Boo Be Doo!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello again Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo Boo Be Doo!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. That's a great post to post to be tonight's ²nd ¹st poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, how is everyone, I took advantage of having a bit of normality back and had a few beers in the pub, how was everyone’s Friday?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey Shrewsbury’s finest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again Jim "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, hope you're ok? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sam Tender's got a stiffy.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sam Tender's got a stiffy."

Can we see?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Here's one Jim didn't prepare earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo Boo Be Doo!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. That's a great post to post to be tonight's ²nd ¹st poster."

I thought I would make a step up from my usual "Yo" inserted for speed

I hope you had a good first nocturnal and are sit down wee refreshed for the second innings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello, how is everyone, I took advantage of having a bit of normality back and had a few beers in the pub, how was everyone’s Friday? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lad. That'll do. I'm yet to have my first night out since February last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again Jim "

Hello Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again, I'm still awake

Probably because of new boots induced excitement. They're lovely *smugface*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Shrewsbury’s finest!"

You've mistaken me for Carol Decker. It's an easy mistake to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam Tender's got a stiffy."

Is it tender his stiffy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam Tender's got a stiffy.

Can we see?"

How good is your zoom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, hope you're ok? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I'm not a lumberjack and I'm okay. Kitty, it's Friday. x

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

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"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection"

One of these is a lie.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m watching cruel intentions. I’m very impressionable. I know want to be a spoilt rich city girl with time to corrupt innocent country girls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam Tender's got a stiffy.

Can we see?"

I hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection"

Flacid Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's one Jim didn't prepare earlier "

I've done a fresh one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... back to Jim’s thread.

How are you my old friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, how is everyone, I took advantage of having a bit of normality back and had a few beers in the pub, how was everyone’s Friday?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lad. That'll do. I'm yet to have my first night out since February last year."

Was good to get out and enjoy myself mate, it’s been a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... back to Jim’s thread.

How are you my old friend?"

Evening Nephew

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Sorry for not replying on the other thread Jimjam, but yes. I loved Deeply Dipply

But more importantly, is that a clock on your wrist?

I said clock! Perverys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, hope you're ok? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I'm not a lumberjack and I'm okay. Kitty, it's Friday. x"

I've very pleased it's Friday! My day at work sucked today, so looking forward to a lay in and seeing friends tomorrow. X

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Here's one Jim didn't prepare earlier "

Although I say that now, he'll make a fool out of me in about 4 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo Boo Be Doo!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. That's a great post to post to be tonight's ²nd ¹st poster.

I thought I would make a step up from my usual "Yo" inserted for speed

I hope you had a good first nocturnal and are sit down wee refreshed for the second innings "

The first thread was good, it was a good thread. I'm raring to go again. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection"

You're feeling supersonic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... back to Jim’s thread.

How are you my old friend?

Evening Nephew "

Hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again, I'm still awake

Probably because of new boots induced excitement. They're lovely *smugface*"

I've just seen your new boots. I love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection

You're feeling supersonic."

I’ve had the gin and tonic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again Jim

Hello Mrs KC "

Hello Hope, how (h)are (h)you? My alliteration failed towards the end

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection

You're feeling supersonic.

I’ve had the gin and tonic "

But the drugs don’t work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam Tender's got a stiffy.

Is it tender his stiffy?"

How good is your Zoom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again Jim

Hello Mrs KC

Hello Hope, how (h)are (h)you? My alliteration failed towards the end "

It is hopeless I tell you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m watching cruel intentions. I’m very impressionable. I know want to be a spoilt rich city girl with time to corrupt innocent country girls. "

Ryan Philippe in that film.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection

One of these is a lie. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam Tender's got a stiffy.

Is it tender his stiffy?

How good is your Zoom?"

Who's zooming who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's one Jim didn't prepare earlier

Although I say that now, he'll make a fool out of me in about 4 months "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, stuck in Swansea in a hotel bored, I can't believe 3 pints has made me d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again, I'm still awake

Probably because of new boots induced excitement. They're lovely *smugface*

I've just seen your new boots. I love them. "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m watching cruel intentions. I’m very impressionable. I know want to be a spoilt rich city girl with time to corrupt innocent country girls. "

I bet you'd Gellar a fella.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’m watching cruel intentions. I’m very impressionable. I know want to be a spoilt rich city girl with time to corrupt innocent country girls.

Ryan Philippe in that film..... "

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection

You're feeling supersonic.

I’ve had the gin and tonic

But the drugs don’t work!"

They just give me flatulence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So... back to Jim’s thread.

How are you my old friend?"

I'm not too bad. Coincidentally I've just this moment heard from an old friend. I'm looking forward to getting back to something like normal life. How are things with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello, how is everyone, I took advantage of having a bit of normality back and had a few beers in the pub, how was everyone’s Friday?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lad. That'll do. I'm yet to have my first night out since February last year.

Was good to get out and enjoy myself mate, it’s been a while! "

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry for not replying on the other thread Jimjam, but yes. I loved Deeply Dipply

But more importantly, is that a clock on your wrist?

I said clock! Perverys x"

Don't worry about it. Deeply Dippy is a great pop song.

It's a clock. I love clock. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, hope you're ok? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I'm not a lumberjack and I'm okay. Kitty, it's Friday. x

I've very pleased it's Friday! My day at work sucked today, so looking forward to a lay in and seeing friends tomorrow. X"

What I want to know is. What happened yesterday? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam tenders listening to the verve.

With a large glass of gin.

He doesn’t have an Erection

You're feeling supersonic.

I’ve had the gin and tonic "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've just watched a Eurovision thingy and been reminded how ace Conchita Würst is. Also her name always gives me the inner chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Evening, stuck in Swansea in a hotel bored, I can't believe 3 pints has made me d*unk"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sol. Have you put a meet up for a Swansea meet?

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've just watched a Eurovision thingy and been reminded how ace Conchita Würst is. Also her name always gives me the inner chuckle "

It sounds a bit like Bum!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've just watched a Eurovision thingy and been reminded how ace Conchita Würst is. Also her name always gives me the inner chuckle

It sounds a bit like Bum! "

It has meaning if you speak Sp-erman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just watched a Eurovision thingy and been reminded how ace Conchita Würst is. Also her name always gives me the inner chuckle "

I love her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to catch up with the end of the previous thread.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Good evening all!

I am eating tortilla crisps with cheddar, and drinking mead while waiting for my cup of tea to cool off a little... Most exciting Friday night :p

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening all!

I am eating tortilla crisps with cheddar, and drinking mead while waiting for my cup of tea to cool off a little... Most exciting Friday night :p"

A veritable smörgåsbord!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A special good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to TheInvisibleEnigma. You posted on the previous thread, I've only just looked. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope you see this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight Nocturnalling people.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Goodnight Nocturnalling people."

Night Nell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all!

I am eating tortilla crisps with cheddar, and drinking mead while waiting for my cup of tea to cool off a little... Most exciting Friday night :p"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hawk. I like the way you Friday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodnight Nocturnalling people."

Goodnight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight Nocturnalling people."

Na night. WhatsApp incoming. x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Goodnight Nocturnalling people."

Goodnight. Wear pants. Don’t let the spiders in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do like the bad girls.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I do like the bad girls."

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. Everything I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?"

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like the bad girls.

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. Everything I do. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to put my nocturnal pants on.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to put my nocturnal pants on."

Jim, have you been sans pants until now?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I do like the bad girls.

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. Everything I do.

"

I’m the resident bad girl where I live. I’m always getting notes about my parking or using the wrong bin because I forget which is mine.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do."

Oh Birkenhead! Is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers!

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

There we go. A lovely little chant for a Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to put my nocturnal pants on.

Jim, have you been sans pants until now? "

Don't be silly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to put my nocturnal pants on.

Jim, have you been sans pants until now?

Don't be silly."

Oh. I'm going to remove my pants now because I think I'll get into bed. I don't wear pants in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like the bad girls.

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. Everything I do.

I’m the resident bad girl where I live. I’m always getting notes about my parking or using the wrong bin because I forget which is mine. "

You could get yourself some bin stickers from Home Bargains. I can't help you with your parking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do.

Oh Birkenhead! Is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers!

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

There we go. A lovely little chant for a Friday "

Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, usually a Lerker but been enjoying getting involved in the forums more recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs KC is getting her knickers off!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do.

Oh Birkenhead! Is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers!

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

There we go. A lovely little chant for a Friday

Fantastic."

Do the Villa have any exciting chants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, do you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I do like the bad girls.

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. Everything I do.

I’m the resident bad girl where I live. I’m always getting notes about my parking or using the wrong bin because I forget which is mine.

You could get yourself some bin stickers from Home Bargains. I can't help you with your parking."

No I like being the bad girl. I was in the Facebook Spotted page for my local area. They took a picture of me giving snacks to other peoples cats.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim and everyone ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, usually a Lerker but been enjoying getting involved in the forums more recently "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sins. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Lurker still lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do.

Oh Birkenhead! Is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers!

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

There we go. A lovely little chant for a Friday

Fantastic.

Do the Villa have any exciting chants?"

The John Carew chant is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really need a deviant fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Sins.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do.

Oh Birkenhead! Is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers!

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

There we go. A lovely little chant for a Friday

Fantastic.

Do the Villa have any exciting chants?

The John Carew chant is my favourite."

Can you type us a rendition, Jim? Ooooooooo you could voice-thingy it on WhatsApp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, do you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. I want to believe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like the bad girls.

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. Everything I do.

I’m the resident bad girl where I live. I’m always getting notes about my parking or using the wrong bin because I forget which is mine.

You could get yourself some bin stickers from Home Bargains. I can't help you with your parking.

No I like being the bad girl. I was in the Facebook Spotted page for my local area. They took a picture of me giving snacks to other peoples cats. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone .."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurker still lurking "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really need a deviant fuck"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mike. I know what you mean. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

There's Klingons on the Starboard Boy Jim: Permission to scrape 'em off Sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Mike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I've just noticed that the OP invites us to chant about whatever we want. I'll see if I can think of any chants. Perhaps one of the refrains sung from the Bebington Kop would be a good idea?

I wondered if anyone would notice about the chanting. Any chant will do.

Oh Birkenhead! Is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers!

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

There we go. A lovely little chant for a Friday

Fantastic.

Do the Villa have any exciting chants?

The John Carew chant is my favourite.

Can you type us a rendition, Jim? Ooooooooo you could voice-thingy it on WhatsApp "

I'll type it here.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?"

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London


"There's Klingons on the Starboard Boy Jim: Permission to scrape 'em off Sir."

Boy is obviously Klingon for BOW. There's loads of them, apologies tpyo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, do you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. I want to believe."

Just because we haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it’s not lurking in the deep waters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's Klingons on the Starboard Boy Jim: Permission to scrape 'em off Sir."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. Permission granted.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello newbies and lurkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's Klingons on the Starboard Boy Jim: Permission to scrape 'em off Sir.

Boy is obviously Klingon for BOW. There's loads of them, apologies tpyo"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, do you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. I want to believe.

Just because we haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it’s not lurking in the deep waters?

"

Exactly!

Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Lady Bug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend."

Who are West Ham playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, do you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. I want to believe.

Just because we haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it’s not lurking in the deep waters?

Exactly!

Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense by the way."

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, do you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady Bug. I want to believe.

Just because we haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it’s not lurking in the deep waters?

Exactly!

Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense by the way.

Thanks "

Don't mention it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi sexy "

Hey, stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi sexy

Hey, stud. "

Aww bromance

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Jim!!! I've come over all unnecessary. I've just been on cam for the first time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim!!! I've come over all unnecessary. I've just been on cam for the first time "

I wish I'd known earlier, I'd have come and had a look.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?"

We play against Southampton at home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!"

That should be three points for The Hammers.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers."

Boooo.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Jim!!! I've come over all unnecessary. I've just been on cam for the first time

I wish I'd known earlier, I'd have come and had a look."

Well, I wasn't planning it but a lovely friend invited me to say hello.

I got my boobs out, he had wank & now I've got like 50 messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo. "

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

"

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim!!! I've come over all unnecessary. I've just been on cam for the first time

I wish I'd known earlier, I'd have come and had a look.

Well, I wasn't planning it but a lovely friend invited me to say hello.

I got my boobs out, he had wank & now I've got like 50 messages.

"

What a night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat "

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL? "

No, but I do sometimes get VPL. Very itchy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat "

Where is our local celeb?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL? "

She's a Saints girl, Sins.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on."

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL?

No, but I do sometimes get VPL. Very itchy "

Well they do say the best cure for a VPL is no pants...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game."

No it’s been extended.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Jim!!! I've come over all unnecessary. I've just been on cam for the first time

I wish I'd known earlier, I'd have come and had a look.

Well, I wasn't planning it but a lovely friend invited me to say hello.

I got my boobs out, he had wank & now I've got like 50 messages.

What a night."

Noooooooo

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL? "

Hmph

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, MG. Happy Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too "

I'm alright, thanks. How are you?

Where did you spunk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended. "

For how long?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Everyone say hello to Mike."

Hello Mike

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too

I'm alright, thanks. How are you?

Where did you spunk?"

Think I might wait until I have a cup of tea

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Evening Jimothy

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?"

Indefinitely

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too

I'm alright, thanks. How are you?

Where did you spunk?

Think I might wait until I have a cup of tea "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too

I'm alright, thanks. How are you?

Where did you spunk?

Think I might wait until I have a cup of tea "

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely "

But Martyn will miss his cat.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

[Removed by poster at 22/05/21 00:39:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL?

Hmph "

I will concede Ings and award-Prowse have been very good this year and Walker peters has had a good year defensively

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat."

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too

I'm alright, thanks. How are you?

Where did you spunk?

Think I might wait until I have a cup of tea

Fair do's."

Shall I put the kettle on Jim ? Milk and sugar... requests?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimothy "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Slenderfox. Merry Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello you nocturnallists

Chilling out and eating chocolate in my pjs

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. Now I know what's going on.

It’s good to be in the know... life treating you kindly I hope !

Missed seeing Reds tits too

I'm alright, thanks. How are you?

Where did you spunk?

Think I might wait until I have a cup of tea

Fair do's.

Shall I put the kettle on Jim ? Milk and sugar... requests? "

I'm going to have a cola. But thank you for asking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour. "

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh, it's Saturday already! Damn...

It's been a long time!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?"

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, it's Saturday already! Damn...

It's been a long time!"

Time flies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat "

Let's call the whole thing off.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh, it's Saturday already! Damn...

It's been a long time!

Time flies."

It certainly does

Funnily enough I spoke to a mutual friend tonight for the first time in ages

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

I’m with you here, no way Southampton win the hammers have found some serious form recently! Does anyone here play FPL?

No, but I do sometimes get VPL. Very itchy

Well they do say the best cure for a VPL is no pants... "

I have now removed mine, so I now have NPL.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

Let's call the whole thing off."

I won’t catnap his cat. Let’s all agree he doesn’t need to know about this.

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over a year ago


"Oh, it's Saturday already! Damn...

It's been a long time!

Time flies.

It certainly does

Funnily enough I spoke to a mutual friend tonight for the first time in ages"

Haha, I heard from them today for the first time in ages today too.

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over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

Let's call the whole thing off.

I won’t catnap his cat. Let’s all agree he doesn’t need to know about this. "

He won't know a thing.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Mankini Removed by poster at 22/05/21 00:39:27]"

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Billy the Badger wouldn’t go quietly

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

Let's call the whole thing off.

I won’t catnap his cat. Let’s all agree he doesn’t need to know about this.

He won't know a thing."

I’ll tell him it was your idea and I tried to stop you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Mankini Removed by poster at 22/05/21 00:39:27]"

Wit-woo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Billy the Badger wouldn’t go quietly "

He never does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

Let's call the whole thing off.

I won’t catnap his cat. Let’s all agree he doesn’t need to know about this.

He won't know a thing.

I’ll tell him it was your idea and I tried to stop you. "

Just don't say anything at all!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

Let's call the whole thing off.

I won’t catnap his cat. Let’s all agree he doesn’t need to know about this.

He won't know a thing.

I’ll tell him it was your idea and I tried to stop you.

Just don't say anything at all!"

Jim, please. She’s an innocent cat. Leave her be

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodnight everyone. And Martyn's cat

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Goodnight everyone. And Martyn's cat "

Sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

Good thanks brother....I'm just watching an old episode of the Bill and have just eaten some crumpets with peanut butter

Last day of the football season this weekend.

Who are West Ham playing?

We play against Southampton at home!

That should be three points for The Hammers.

Boooo.

You know the drill. If saints lose I’m taking Martyn’s cat

I thought that was only for the Southampton Shrewsbury game.

No it’s been extended.

For how long?

Indefinitely

But Martyn will miss his cat.

I think I’ll be doing him a favour.

Is Martyn's cat a smelly cat?

She’s a noisy cat. And a snacky cat. I couldn’t afford to catnap her. She’s a two income cat

Let's call the whole thing off.

I won’t catnap his cat. Let’s all agree he doesn’t need to know about this.

He won't know a thing.

I’ll tell him it was your idea and I tried to stop you.

Just don't say anything at all!

Jim, please. She’s an innocent cat. Leave her be"

I don't know how I became involved in this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight everyone. And Martyn's cat "

Sweet dreams. x

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