FabSwingers.com forum: Big mac ... gherkins

By *MBER KENT OP Couple
over a year ago

folkestone

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By *MBER KENT OP Couple
over a year ago

folkestone

Should they take the gherkins out of a big mac ...we say yes

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

No!! I’ll have yours OP.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Or just give them to whoever is sat next to you.....yes those strange gherkin loving ones that appear in your nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the only decent thing about a bigmac. I love gerks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo love a gherkin

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No!! I’ll have yours OP. "

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly. "

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

No no no

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By *MBER KENT OP Couple
over a year ago

folkestone

Must be us then lol

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Extra gherkins for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins. "

Gherkin jelly?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

Gherkin jelly? "

The dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gherkin 9 to 5

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Nope I love em and am happy to take them off your hands for you OP

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins. "

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gherkin 9 to 5 "

What a way to earn a living....

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Gherkin 9 to 5 "

Winner winner gherkin dinner.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Gherkin 9 to 5 "

You finally got to say it!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass? "

Are you flirting with me?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Gherkins! Yuck! Food of the Devil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record, I'm not shy of a gherkin, just not in a big mac. Tastes like beelzibubs'anal glands (IMO)

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hell no!! Love them!

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me? "

Erm..... Nooooo..??

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

Best thing ever was the invention of the McDonald's app. Making it easy to add extra to your burger.

The more pickles the better - I'm loving it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gherkins are one of the best parts. Happy to take all your gherkins

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..?? "

Damn. *does a cry*

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..??

Damn. *does a cry*"

Women are so much hotter when they cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way, easily the best bit (yes I am thst friend that’ll eat yours!)

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Jesus no what an utter philistine

Leave the damn Big Mac alone

Ridiculous

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..??

Damn. *does a cry*

Women are so much hotter when they cry. "

#dacrophile

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

No. They are one of the best bits!

Just order them without.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Jesus no what an utter philistine

Leave the damn Big Mac alone

Ridiculous "

Sounds like a response to an Essex Tom thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those things I hated as a child but grew to love as I got older

Like liver

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..??

Damn. *does a cry*

Women are so much hotter when they cry.

#dacrophile

I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/05/21 23:00:59]"

Apt

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..??

Damn. *does a cry*

Women are so much hotter when they cry.

#dacrophile

I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!

I can cry blood. True story. Although only when I have a nosebleed (it comes out my tear ducts rather than nose).

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..??

Damn. *does a cry*

Women are so much hotter when they cry.

#dacrophile

I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!

I can cry blood. True story. Although only when I have a nosebleed (it comes out my tear ducts rather than nose). "

Even I'm not going suggest the next step...

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

I always chuck the gherkins out! Need to find a freaky partner that actually likes them...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No!! I’ll have yours OP.

I'll fight you for them. In a paddling pool of jelly.

I’m so in for this. Although I may just eat the jelly. And the gherkins.

What's the etiquette here... You eat the jelly, i'll eat you..? Too crass?

Are you flirting with me?

Erm..... Nooooo..??

Damn. *does a cry*

Women are so much hotter when they cry.

#dacrophile

I've seen people crying milk, can't be too hard to cry pickle juice... Come give it a go with us!

I can cry blood. True story. Although only when I have a nosebleed (it comes out my tear ducts rather than nose).

Even I'm not going suggest the next step... "

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll have them! I always add extra to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have them! I always add extra to mine

They now do just a box of gerkins for about 20p if you really want to indulge!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

It's the reason BK is better. They make you one without gherkin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have them! I always add extra to mine

I’ll fight you for them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Should they take the gherkins out of a big mac ...we say yes

I say NO...

I want extra gherkins on mine, just ask for them not to put any on yours as they make it....simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or ask for it without them, gherkins lives matter.

Save the gherkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not! I always ask for extra gherkin.

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

costa del Littlehampton

"Should they take the gherkins out of a big mac ...we say yes

I agree wholeheartedly. They have no place in a burger. In fact more controversially, no salad has place in a burger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like them myself ugly looking fucking things in a jar, like somet that belongs in a lab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, absolutely not.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Keep the gherkin and bin the burger

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You can just order one without. Everybody can be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gherkins ruin burgers

They are filthy slimy little green things

I think that should cease to exist!

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Gherkins ruin burgers

They are filthy slimy little green things

I think that should cease to exist!"

I think you should cease to exist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gherkins ruin burgers

They are filthy slimy little green things

I think that should cease to exist!

I think you should cease to exist! "

take your slimy green filth and be gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for them to not be put in at all when order they cook fresh big mac

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No, they’re the best part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gherkin convert.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Gherkins! Yuck! Food of the Devil!"

So is Mcdonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did read somewhere (forget where) that the gherkins are add for tax reasons... No, really.

There's something to do with the sugar/salt ratio. Without it, the sugars mean a big mac would legally be a cake.

I don't know if it's true, but it stuck in my head. Not burger bashing, I love a big mac

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Gherkins ruin burgers

They are filthy slimy little green things

I think that should cease to exist!"

I'm with Mary on this topic.

The Pigeons or Seagulls get mine

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Its only time I eat a gherkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. You can ask for it without but I gratefully receive donations of any type of gherkin or pickles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass your Gherkins over here _ deeelicous

Sometimes its the extras that make a meal something special

Gherkins are to burgers like a pearl necklace or velvet cho ker that make an outfit

Is it a bit early for such deep burger philosophy

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

A Big Mac without a gherkin is like, er.....Rod Hull without Emu

Essential - not that I eat Big Macs anymore.

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

I rather take this extra bit of bun from it. Good burger without pickles doesn't exist

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Gherkins are the seeds from the blackheads on the devil's arsehole......

Not a fan- does it show

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

"Gherkins are the seeds from the blackheads on the devil's arsehole......

Not a fan- does it show

This is rather original one

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