FabSwingers.com forum: Automatic cars

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

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What about people with disabilities?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

What about people with disabilities? "

That's a valid point

Id appreciate them buying automatics that don't break

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Or here's a crazy idea. Let people drive what they want

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

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Just plant your left foot on the foot rest and concentrate.

And if it isn't a 7g-tronic, steptronic, DSG or S-tronic. Don't buy it.

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

"Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

Thank you for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

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I’ve got an automatic , because I have

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs

As I said, not that the manufacturer were producing at the time that would fit into the chassis (BMW E92)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

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You don't like automatics then ?

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By *reemindCoolMan
over a year ago

between Barnsley and Wakefield

As someone who used to rein company drivers and have driven all sorts of high performance cars it used to amaze me the number of people who used to come out with that statement

Then you take them on a country lane and they hardly ever change gear,

They don't change to overtake they dont change when they slow down

nut the Auto does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

You don't like automatics then ?

I like the making money part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have auto's make a much quickers car, quicker shifting. My drag car is auto, Even my 1989 e30 m3 has paddle shift rather than manual.

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By *reemindCoolMan
over a year ago

between Barnsley and Wakefield

It is also interesting that Bentley did not produce a manual since the fifty's and modern Automatics have improved vastly with the exception of the Awful

cvt or whatever it was called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an semi automatic car and love it.

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Wouldn't buy a manual ever again, and in not too long doubt many manufacturers will make them. All high end cars use a form of auto (dual clutch or torque converter) they are better on fuel, better to drive, faster, and more reliable. Simple.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

I quite like my auto quashqi it has the option for manual change but there's no point unless u want to thrash it around, and the auto change is so smooth on it compaired to the old autos that I have driven no jolt at all as it changes.

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs

Not true, most very high power cars are autos, almost all drag cars are auto, all high performance 'sports' cars are auto.

They can be built to much higher tolerance as they don't have a dimwit trying to change gears in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

I drive a automatic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

I have a really nice cock

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs

Not true, most very high power cars are autos, almost all drag cars are auto, all high performance 'sports' cars are auto.

They can be built to much higher tolerance as they don't have a dimwit trying to change gears in them. "

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

My new car is an electric so doesn’t need gears. Should these be banned too? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

I have a really nice cock

Yeah you and most of the men on fab apparently

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Following this thread with interest... I've always driven manuals but it looks like I'll have to have an automatic for my next car...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

You drive that and you happily paddle folk for fun

Oh my gosh aren't you just the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have an automatic licence. I see no need for gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my automatic! And shifts! Off to drive.....

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Nothing wrong with auto.

You may as well get used to it as they are getting more popular, especially as all electric cars are auto.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

And there was me thinking fabs all about effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

And there was me thinking fabs all about effort

That’s only when I’m riding a man, not a car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

And there was me thinking fabs all about effort

That’s only when I’m riding a man, not a car

Maybe find that out 1 day who knows

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I can and do drive both, but prefer my auto.

Driving is just a chore and a method of getting from a to b. The easier that chore is the better, so I really don't understand why anyone would want to make it more effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

I have a really nice cock

Yeah you and most of the men on fab apparently

There's no apparently in it, I know beyond any shadow of doubt how magnicantly special I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

I have a really nice cock

Yeah you and most of the men on fab apparently

There's no apparently in it, I know beyond any shadow of doubt how magnicantly special I am

Hmmm, I wonder if my complete lack of interest in your "same as all the others" cock would conflict with your delusions of self?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

I have a really nice cock

Yeah you and most of the men on fab apparently

There's no apparently in it, I know beyond any shadow of doubt how magnicantly special I am

Hmmm, I wonder if my complete lack of interest in your "same as all the others" cock would conflict with your delusions of self?"

Not all are believers and that's just a part of life I guess

No conflict here

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I had an awesome mini 850 automatic.

Was nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

And there was me thinking fabs all about effort

That’s only when I’m riding a man, not a car

Maybe find that out 1 day who knows

Except you insulted her as an auto driver ... so unlikely lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

And there was me thinking fabs all about effort

That’s only when I’m riding a man, not a car

Maybe find that out 1 day who knows

Except you insulted her as an auto driver ... so unlikely lol. "

Wasn't meant as an insult, just light humour

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

My mum drives an automatic, she's got a dodgey knee and can't push the clutch in. They make you a very lazy and therefore bad driver. I personally don't like most of them because of this. They do however have a place. Also I've got a wonderful cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some makes of car are awful in their manual form. Fact. I find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and end up looking like socks.

You need to be pleased op that my phone auto corrected me there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some makes of car are awful in their manual form. Fact. I find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and end up looking like socks.

You need to be pleased op that my phone auto corrected me there.

You find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and fail ?

Have you really just openly admitted to such a despicable attitude ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum drives an automatic, she's got a dodgey knee and can't push the clutch in. They make you a very lazy and therefore bad driver. I personally don't like most of them because of this. They do however have a place. Also I've got a wonderful cock.

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if you're a lazy driver an automatic doesn't make you that way. It's a great excuse though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs :-

Car with most torque = electric = ludicrous speed mode on my Tesla but only available in Auto... I think the world has moved on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to get my last car in automatic as it wasn’t available in a manual at the time. I always drive manuals before.

Now I love driving a automatic. It’s just so easy

And there was me thinking fabs all about effort

That’s only when I’m riding a man, not a car

Maybe find that out 1 day who knows

Except you insulted her as an auto driver ... so unlikely lol.

Wasn't meant as an insult, just light humour

Too late, hole dug ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some makes of car are awful in their manual form. Fact. I find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and end up looking like socks.

You need to be pleased op that my phone auto corrected me there.

You find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and fail ?

Have you really just openly admitted to such a despicable attitude ? "

I'm amused by those that think they are superior and turn out not to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some makes of car are awful in their manual form. Fact. I find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and end up looking like socks.

You need to be pleased op that my phone auto corrected me there.

You find it hilarious when people try to better themselves and fail ?

Have you really just openly admitted to such a despicable attitude ?

I'm amused by those that think they are superior and turn out not to be"

I read what you wrote and it didn't say that at all

What you wrote is horrible, shocked really really shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I passed my manual driving test and then bought a automatic, would never drive a manual again. 3 years later and Dominique is still driving like a dream. Choose your autos better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed my manual driving test and then bought a automatic, would never drive a manual again. 3 years later and Dominique is still driving like a dream. Choose your autos better

I don't own 1, iv just fixed 1

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

The answer to all this is very simple DAF came up with it years ago. DAFomatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our next family car will be auto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both my cars are auto, neither of them are a piece of shit.

I can drive a manual but choose not to.

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

"Hahahahaaa yeah because all automatics are slow.

Mine only came in an auto as the manufacturer at the time didn't make a manual that would fit into the chassis that could handle the torque.

Also, you do know that all modern Bugatti's are equipped with a type of automatic gearbox as are Maclarens and most Ferrari's.

I think you need to go back to college and re-sit your mechanics day release course OP

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs

Do they? I’m trying to run 1000hp on the road (LS v8 turbo) and easily break manual T56 ‘boxes.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

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OK, but what about those people who, like me, have had automatic Company Cars?

I'd two in part of my career, even though I learnt to drive and pass my Test on a Manual Car.

Given the choice, I'd have an automatic car each time.

Plus, to extend your argument to other vehicles, for example, look at today's modern bus fleets. They are virtually all with Automatic gearboxes.

Thus, are you saying they should be taken off the road?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

OK, but what about those people who, like me, have had automatic Company Cars?

I'd two in part of my career, even though I learnt to drive and pass my Test on a Manual Car.

Given the choice, I'd have an automatic car each time.

Plus, to extend your argument to other vehicles, for example, look at today's modern bus fleets. They are virtually all with Automatic gearboxes.

Thus, are you saying they should be taken off the road?"

They should all be made by DAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have an automatic licence. I see no need for gears "

Me too - unless you are driving a juggernaut or a formula 1 car I don’t understand why anyone would want to change gears - especially if you do most of your driving in 30mph areas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don’t make you lazy - they allow you to give your full attention to the road and traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

Totally wrong.... sorry I had an automatic for a couple of years and I loved it.... it’s just nice easy driving in later years xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Try suggesting that to the Americans

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can switch mine between the two but prefer auto

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By *luttTV/TS
over a year ago

Duns

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs :-

Car with most torque = electric = ludicrous speed mode on my Tesla but only available in Auto... I think the world has moved on"

Teslas aren’t auto, they only have one gear ratio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

, the only thing worth reading so far was the comment about disabled folk, ye let them keep there means of getting to and from the chemist and doctors of course but by Christ there's some snapping going on tonight

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

I've always fancied an SL55. Never bit the bullet though!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Would never go back to a manual, automatic is so much easier

All cars will be electric anyway in 10 years or so

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

The chemist and the doctors. Jesus. I try to avoid you but sometimes I just can’t.

I don’t get how other people can’t see what I see.

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By *aneSmith5TV/TS
over a year ago

Eastbourne

All F1 cars are effectively automatic and not particularly slow

In America majority of cars are automatics, plus the electric car are auto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

The chemist and the doctors. Jesus. I try to avoid you but sometimes I just can’t.

I don’t get how other people can’t see what I see. "

What do you see, obviously they'd be people visiting family etc and chemist and doctors was nearly an important example

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

Back in the day (80's) I was very anti autos - but to be fair I had some bad experiences (owned a rover SD1 in an auto!)

they were pretty shit back then, clunky to drive, poor Performance, uneconomical & unreliable & expensive when things went wrong.....

However times change & with work over the last 8 years I've had 2 or 3 hire cars a week - there aren't many makes, models, variants I haven't driven & I hate to admit it but the performance & fuel economy of modern autos is pretty impressive - almost unnoticeable compared to like for like manuals,

I currently have two cars - both manuals but as I have a fucked left ankle, knee & hip when the time comes my next truck is going to be an auto - but not an SD1!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

The chemist and the doctors. Jesus. I try to avoid you but sometimes I just can’t.

I don’t get how other people can’t see what I see. "

As for avoiding me that is purely and ultimately your choice, it's not my fault you don't have a grip on your temptation levels

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I have an auto Mitsubishi Outlander. For a big diesel, I get 40+ mpg out of it, and it's quite quick off the mark, too. I always left-foot brake when driving an auto, as I don't like my left foot sitting there doing nothing. I can also brake late into corners and accelerate out of them whilst still braking.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

I don't think anyone has taken offence, I just think people are fed up with the way you make a strongly worded statement and rather than listen to anyone else's opinions you make fun of them, ignore them or just repeat your opinion as if it's fact.

That is not how decent conversations are held, it's just how to annoy people.

I can't help thinking that that is why you do it and that you just like trolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a automatic subaru Forester turbo great for getting all my camping gear in, as I have osteoarthritis in my left foot if I drive a manual I end up in pain and on painkillers. Looking to change it when I sell the house

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I await the cyclist bashing thread to come once all automatic car owners start cycling everywhere

(by the op, not me. I like cyclists

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I actually passed my driving test six weeks after my seventeenth birthday, and then took another one some time later for manual cars. It was very handy because passing a driving test in an automatic was a piece of piss. I have subsequently been told by a driving examiner that most of them don't particularly like people who are qualified to drive automatic, and then sit a manual test because, unless they do something drastically wrong involving the use of the gears, it's very difficult to fail someone who can jump out of a Fiesta, and roar off in an automatic jag. Plus of course, automatic gives you a free hand for tweaking nipples, stroking thighs, and getting your lady so wet that you just have to get a convenient pull in off the road. GOD bless the automatic gearbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually passed my driving test six weeks after my seventeenth birthday, and then took another one some time later for manual cars. It was very handy because passing a driving test in an automatic was a piece of piss. I have subsequently been told by a driving examiner that most of them don't particularly like people who are qualified to drive automatic, and then sit a manual test because, unless they do something drastically wrong involving the use of the gears, it's very difficult to fail someone who can jump out of a Fiesta, and roar off in an automatic jag. Plus of course, automatic gives you a free hand for tweaking nipples, stroking thighs, and getting your lady so wet that you just have to get a convenient pull in off the road. GOD bless the automatic gearbox!"

There's also the advantage of no pesky gear changing when receiving a BJ.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

There's also the advantage of no pesky gear changing when receiving a BJ. "

Great minds think alike!

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By *oldswarriorMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning (thumb"

Torque converter and planetary transmissions can handle far more torque than conventional frictional engaged and helical cut manual gearboxes.

Hence why the most modern performance cars now come with auto set ups.

Then there is the full electric argument lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's reasonable to have drivers to be fully able to drive the car that they're in, before putting themselves and others at risk. If you're not safe to be driving, just don't drive.

As fully autonomous vehicles get onto our roads, the driving will be done less by poor drivers and more by the system intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

That is not how decent conversations are held, it's just how to annoy people.

I can't help thinking that that is why you do it and that you just like trolling.

This happens everyday by multiple users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually crazy how so many have taken offense

That is not how decent conversations are held, it's just how to annoy people.

I can't help thinking that that is why you do it and that you just like trolling.

It's always a bit crass to define and vilify people by the car they drive, the newspaper they read, the colour they like, the music they enjoy, their age, race, nationality etc. It's the sort of thinking that creates division and we know where that can lead.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Anyone who has had to sit on the M25 or M6 in a manual car should try it and then see what their preference is.

Personally I have a semi-automatic but when we're all electric this conversation is irrelevant.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

Actually… most cars in the world are automatic.. not manual

And I think I’d rather have one less thing to worry about and concentrate on the road rather than having to mes round with a stick!!

Also from a reliability point of view automatic have less that can go wrong with them and are therefore more reliable….

But heck… you keep being a Luddite and keep your hand occupied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily driver is an auto

Race car is manual

Best of both worlds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Females who drive manuals grip cocks better.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am probably your worst nightmare… I drive an automatic that is a hybrid… hippy!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Nothing wrong with auto.

You may as well get used to it as they are getting more popular, especially as all electric cars are auto. "

My next car is likely to be the baby Tesla… or if I can stretch then maybe a model y… I don’t get why people who drive manual are against those who want one less thing to worry about when driving

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By *otwifeandcuckCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Car. Artic. Motorbike...

My truck and car are autos... Haven't always been though.

I can probably drive anything better than you with my eyes shut

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

It's usually boy racers and aggressive middle aged drivers that moan about automatics but happy to have power windows, steering and air conditioning installed. What is about changing gears that give them a hard on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My auto Discovery is far better off-roading than my manual Discovery.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Manuals handle far more torque than auto boxs :-

Car with most torque = electric = ludicrous speed mode on my Tesla but only available in Auto... I think the world has moved on"

It still has a gearbox in the motors, just not a variable ratio box.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

Actually… most cars in the world are automatic.. not manual

And I think I’d rather have one less thing to worry about and concentrate on the road rather than having to mes round with a stick!!

Also from a reliability point of view automatic have less that can go wrong with them and are therefore more reliable….

But heck… you keep being a Luddite and keep your hand occupied

As far as reliability goes, I think that you’ll find that there is much, much more that can go wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately my car is not available with a manuel gearbox, mercedes only do the c63 with a 9 speed auto

but I seriously doubt I could Change gears as quickly as the car does

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The worst automatic gearbox’s have to be the awfully slow and unreliable smg units fitted to BMWs in the early to mid 2000s the e46 m3 manual was far better to drive and the less said about the e60m5 smg the better and the vanos issue and the rod bearings that’s what happens when the bean counters get involved and shove the engineers out the way but that v10 lump was epic it showed Amg that to get big power you didn’t need turbos or superchargers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is the naturally asperated V8

Not the bi turbo and it still scares the pants of me when I plant the loud peddle

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I have an automatic car, Mercedes an SL55 Supercharged V8. Its my mid life crisis fast as fook car

Bootiful car

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

All cars ferrari make are all auto?? They must not agree with you

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ask anyone that travels through any busy city in stop start traffic.

The auto wins hands down.

We have 5 cars, 2 autos, 2 manuals and a tiptronic, which can be driven in manual or auto.

Prefer the autos, but as long as its in a modern car.

Now old cars, then that's a different story.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

OP go take a test drive in a Tesla model 3 performance and then report back here

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"OP go take a test drive in a Tesla model 3 performance and then report back here

I wouldn't class an electric as an auto.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"OP go take a test drive in a Tesla model 3 performance and then report back here

I wouldn't class an electric as an auto."

It’s not a manual

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"OP go take a test drive in a Tesla model 3 performance and then report back here

I wouldn't class an electric as an auto.

It’s not a manual "

It's not an anything, let's be honest, boredom in a car form.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"OP go take a test drive in a Tesla model 3 performance and then report back here

I wouldn't class an electric as an auto.

It’s not a manual

It's not an anything, let's be honest, boredom in a car form."

I’m assuming you’ve driven one then? I’m my opinion it’s far from boring. We all have different likes and dislikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think for every day driving around town and motorways then automatic is perfect but when your out driving bendy B roads in something that weighs less than 500kgs I’d stick to moving my shiny gear knob around .

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I think for every day driving around town and motorways then automatic is perfect but when your out driving bendy B roads in something that weighs less than 500kgs I’d stick to moving my shiny gear knob around . "

Balancing and positioning the car by using the torque and power of the engine doesn’t really work with auto does it.

Just when you’ve got it set up it goes and changes gear on you

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By *inBleuMan
over a year ago

Sunny Yorkshire

I’m sure that manual boxes are excellent for showing off your manual skills on a racetrack...

On real roads it’s not getting you anywhere faster and just something to relieve the tedium of congestion and keeping your license.

I have a rather large American toy with a rather large engine and auto box... love the easy torquey drive, soul warming burble and kick down punch.

Just give me cheaper fuel... pleeease!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Should be illegal

No-one should be owning an automatic

If you can't drive a manual then invest in a push bike not a piece of shit that more often than not gives you a fucken bad head

I got there in the end though

Test run in the morning

What about people with disabilities? "

I had my manual adapted so I could continue to drive it, instead of buying an auto but that's because it actually worked out cheaper. I have a hand operated clutch (Google duck clutch). It's brilliant - all cars should have one!

I hire autos on holiday etc because obviously I can't get hand operated manuals. I prefer the adapted manual by a country mile though.

But yes, some people with disabilities need autos. Like my FWB (below knee amputee). He doesn't have a left foot/lower leg so drives an auto.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My dad reluctantly got an automatic as he couldn't get the car he wanted in a manual. Now he's converted. He went back to a manual briefly, regretted it and has had automatics ever since.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I had a shitty ford focus dual clutch auto ... couldn't wait to get back into a manual

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I started driving an automatic when I lived in Malaysia, that's all I drive now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP go take a test drive in a Tesla model 3 performance and then report back here

I wouldn't class an electric as an auto.

It’s not a manual

It's not an anything, let's be honest, boredom in a car form."

I'm as above.

Yes they're fast, not much faster than either of mine though, however, they are soulless to drive in my opinion. Driven a few just to see what they were about and not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a good automatic any day over a manual, but they need matching with a torquey engine to get the best from them.

The 7 speed automatic gearbox on my old Merc CLK 320 CDI was excellent, but the engine complimented it nicely, whereas something like an automatic on shopping cart engines like a 1.4 or 1.6 is a woeful experience.

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