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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you do in a narrowboat with the person above you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Suck your balls

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Suck your balls "

Er…Do you know how to drive this thing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Suck your balls

Er…Do you know how to drive this thing? "

Nope x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve never been more sorry to see that something wasn’t a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit roast Prunella Scales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never been more sorry to see that something wasn’t a typo"

Watch The Young Ones on a teeny tiny portable telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go down

Below and have a nice cup of tea

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve never been more sorry to see that something wasn’t a typo

Watch The Young Ones on a teeny tiny portable telly."

A nice cuppa

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hang a fishing hook over the side and wait for supper to bite

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have a picnic on deck, moored by an old pub, then go for a drink.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Have a picnic on deck, moored by an old pub, then go for a drink."

No marmite

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Go down

Below and have a nice cup of tea"

Watch the sunset and maybe wank him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them hold my tiller

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Let them hold my tiller "

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a bottle of rum and sing Row Row Row The Boat and then see who is the best at swimming

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Let's get naked then and enjoy the rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's get naked then and enjoy the bum "

What he said.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Let's get naked then and enjoy the bum

What he said."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Let's get naked then and enjoy the rum "

Pose for that picture, finally.

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By *psidedown PineapplesCouple
over a year ago

Sussex


"Let's get naked then and enjoy the rum

Pose for that picture, finally.

"

It’s more what we’d do on top of the narrow boat passing all the canal side spectators .

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have a picnic on deck, moored by an old pub, then go for a drink.

No marmite "

I'll make cucumber sandwiches, petit fours, and scones.

You can sort the beverages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man the pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man the pumps "

Pump the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man the pumps

Pump the man"

Watch Dangermouse.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Man the pumps

Pump the man

Watch Dangermouse."

Watch mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man the pumps

Pump the man

Watch Dangermouse."

Stroke Nero.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Get them to single handedly operate all the locks at Foxton on a wet and windy day

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

I can get a 10 person barge on the cheap for a long weekend or week.

Have previously fantasised about a weekend taking turns at the controls and having fun. Just need some fab friends!

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By *ndreaNWCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Kirkham

Always looking for crewing opportunities....! Experienced.. Good with locks, brewing up, fixing things, and have other uses too... RYA Certified..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you

When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Get d*unk"

Become Somalian pirates and board a booze cruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping this was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing some exercises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping this was a typo "

Find a way to squish the peach haha

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

dirty old town


"I was hoping this was a typo "
anal on the canal anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking! "

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume "

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x"

Play dress up together

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thought this might be a thread about ear sex

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who is driving the fecking thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is driving the fecking thing "

A lot

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot "

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot "

Chat about fab and our sexual experiences on here - im feeling quite sensual so he might like a deep tissue massage and a bit of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling "

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism "

Ok ok sorry I got totally distracted I’m sure we would find plenty to discuss and if all else fails he can make me colcannon and bacon with his secret ingredient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

Ok ok sorry I got totally distracted I’m sure we would find plenty to discuss and if all else fails he can make me colcannon and bacon with his secret ingredient "

Get kicked out of the Marina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

Ok ok sorry I got totally distracted I’m sure we would find plenty to discuss and if all else fails he can make me colcannon and bacon with his secret ingredient "

Fabulous....and Ive a new secret ingrediant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd make him a ham sandwich. ^

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’d steal his ham ^

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I’d steal his ham ^"

Make him a cup of coffee x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern "

Hahahaha. I'd like that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that.

"

Don't bomb the love boat.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that.

Don't bomb the love boat."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*throws the bomb overboard and blows up a Safeway shopping trolley*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"*throws the bomb overboard and blows up a Safeway shopping trolley*"

Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Carry on barging.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Carry on barging."

Call myself Rosie and we’d get up to mischief

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you


"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x"

I have done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x

I have done! "

Yes you have

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x

I have done!

Yes you have "

Crash it as got distracted by the fellas in the boat behind.

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