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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you do in a narrowboat with the person above you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Suck your balls

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Suck your balls "

Er…Do you know how to drive this thing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Suck your balls

Er…Do you know how to drive this thing?

Nope x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve never been more sorry to see that something wasn’t a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit roast Prunella Scales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never been more sorry to see that something wasn’t a typo"

Watch The Young Ones on a teeny tiny portable telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go down

Below and have a nice cup of tea

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve never been more sorry to see that something wasn’t a typo

Watch The Young Ones on a teeny tiny portable telly."

A nice cuppa

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hang a fishing hook over the side and wait for supper to bite

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have a picnic on deck, moored by an old pub, then go for a drink.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Have a picnic on deck, moored by an old pub, then go for a drink."

No marmite

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Go down

Below and have a nice cup of tea"

Watch the sunset and maybe wank him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them hold my tiller

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let them hold my tiller

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a bottle of rum and sing Row Row Row The Boat and then see who is the best at swimming

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Let's get naked then and enjoy the rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's get naked then and enjoy the bum

What he said.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let's get naked then and enjoy the bum

What he said."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Let's get naked then and enjoy the rum

Pose for that picture, finally.

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By *psidedown PineapplesCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

"Let's get naked then and enjoy the rum

Pose for that picture, finally.

It’s more what we’d do on top of the narrow boat passing all the canal side spectators

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Have a picnic on deck, moored by an old pub, then go for a drink.

No marmite

I'll make cucumber sandwiches, petit fours, and scones.

You can sort the beverages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man the pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man the pumps "

Pump the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man the pumps

Pump the man"

Watch Dangermouse.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Man the pumps

Pump the man

Watch Dangermouse."

Watch mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man the pumps

Pump the man

Watch Dangermouse."

Stroke Nero.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Get them to single handedly operate all the locks at Foxton on a wet and windy day

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

I can get a 10 person barge on the cheap for a long weekend or week.

Have previously fantasised about a weekend taking turns at the controls and having fun. Just need some fab friends!

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By *ndreaNWCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Kirkham

Always looking for crewing opportunities....! Experienced.. Good with locks, brewing up, fixing things, and have other uses too...

RYA Certified..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you

When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Get d*unk"

Become Somalian pirates and board a booze cruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping this was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing some exercises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was a typo

Find a way to squish the peach haha

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

Dirty old town

"I was hoping this was a typo

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anal on the canal anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking! "

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x"

Play dress up together

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thought this might be a thread about ear sex

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who is driving the fecking thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

Chat about fab and our sexual experiences on here - im feeling quite sensual so he might like a deep tissue massage and a bit of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

Ok ok sorry I got totally distracted

I’m sure we would find plenty to discuss and if all else fails he can make me colcannon and bacon with his secret ingredient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

Ok ok sorry I got totally distracted

I’m sure we would find plenty to discuss and if all else fails he can make me colcannon and bacon with his secret ingredient

Get kicked out of the Marina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is driving the fecking thing

A lot

I see no evidence do you I think it’s just free wheeling

Lol - the original post is what would you do on a narrow boat with the person above you

...but if the engine is on it will just bump along untill it gets stuck somewhere - that so sounds like a euphemism

Ok ok sorry I got totally distracted

I’m sure we would find plenty to discuss and if all else fails he can make me colcannon and bacon with his secret ingredient

Fabulous....and Ive a new secret ingrediant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd make him a ham sandwich. ^

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’d steal his ham ^

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I’d steal his ham ^"

Make him a cup of coffee x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that.

Don't bomb the love boat.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd paint Bargey McBargeFace on the stern

Hahahaha. I'd like that.

Don't bomb the love boat."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*throws the bomb overboard and blows up a Safeway shopping trolley*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*throws the bomb overboard and blows up a Safeway shopping trolley*"

Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carry on barging.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Carry on barging."

Call myself Rosie and we’d get up to mischief

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you

"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x"

I have done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x

I have done!

Yes you have

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"When the boats rocking, don’t cum knocking!

You can board my boat in your pirate costume

Cheer her up and make less gloomy;-) x

I have done!

Yes you have

Crash it as got distracted by the fellas in the boat behind.

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