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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fanny with?

The funnier the better.

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl

I like to keep it classy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened.........

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Smeg

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl

I like to keep it classy "

Have you spoken to Diamond Cougar before? You've got a lot in common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vintage coopers caliper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl

I like to keep it classy "

150cl yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened......... "

Just the plug hole or the whole sink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Smeg

The volume of smeg? Or the actual smeg smeg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl

I like to keep it classy

Have you spoken to Diamond Cougar before? You've got a lot in common."

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I did once try using Henry Hoover's hose but it got lost never to be seen again

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Your Willy. Mines 4.2 inches deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did once try using Henry Hoover's hose but it got lost never to be seen again

Your foof hoovered up a hoover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

Have you seen the size of them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened.........

Just the plug hole or the whole sink?

Stupid Mystique........ A hole won't fill a hole. You need the whole sink to fill a hole , on the whole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your Willy. Mines 4.2 inches deep "

Correct. I could only put 1/2 of it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

Have you seen the size of them

Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked potatoes, wrapped in foil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

Have you seen the size of them

Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours

As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

War and Peace novel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened.........

Just the plug hole or the whole sink?

Stupid Mystique........ A hole won't fill a hole. You need the whole sink to fill a hole , on the whole. "

Holey smoke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baked potatoes, wrapped in foil! "

Are they hot and straight out of the oven?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cake mixture!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

Have you seen the size of them

Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours

As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind

If it’s the Jubilee one then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"War and Peace novel "

Yours is a good read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl

I like to keep it classy "

Yes, that's definitely very classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

Have you seen the size of them

Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours

As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind

If it’s the Jubilee one then

Don't confuse me. Is there more than one?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

My salt lamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vintage coopers caliper

You’re being too sensible now Hope

Have you seen the size of them

Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours

As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind

If it’s the Jubilee one then

Don't confuse me. Is there more than one?"

You know a lady has more than one hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My salt lamp

Photos please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sofa. If I can engulf that then I'm winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babybels, but not in sideways. Then count how many you get in there.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The Smeg

A fridge freezer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sofa. If I can engulf that then I'm winning

Is it a 2 or 3 seater? Be careful how you answer this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my new shark hoover

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Babybels, but not in sideways. Then count how many you get in there. "

Do you still keep the red wax housing on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sky remotes or cans beer then !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my new shark hoover

Px "

I bet you use one of the attachment thingyo’s on your bumhole as well don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mouth"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on

You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No sky remotes or cans beer then !

I’m genuinely surprised it’s took this long to mention them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my new shark hoover

I bet you use one of the attachment thingyo’s on your bumhole as well don’t you?

Absofuckinglutely

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By *ekezzaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Is this a thing? I didn't know it was a thing.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I did once try using Henry Hoover's hose but it got lost never to be seen again

Your foof hoovered up a hoover?

You should have seen Henry's face, Hetty was not impressed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Off to look for something big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the walking stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use the walking stick. "

Do you mark it like you do when you measure a child’s height to see how they’re progressing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there. "

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there. "

Even your guts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there.

Even your guts?

No, you know, like watches and things that have got lost up there. I pulled out a riding whip once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there.

I love you

You’re awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...

They were in Chinese

I think

I trusted you to keep me right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...

They were in Chinese

I think

I trusted you to keep me right

EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I use a old hula hoop I got in the shed it’s more for width than length but it does the job ..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...

They were in Chinese

I think

I trusted you to keep me right

EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones

Do I look like everyone

I always do the opposite of what I’m told

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use a old hula hoop I got in the shed it’s more for width than length but it does the job .."

Yes, girth seems to be the in thing at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...

They were in Chinese

I think

I trusted you to keep me right

EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones

Do I look like everyone

I always do the opposite of what I’m told

Hhhmmm, no you don’t

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My salt lamp

Don’t get it wet

You’re only telling me now

You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...

They were in Chinese

I think

I trusted you to keep me right

EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones

Do I look like everyone

I always do the opposite of what I’m told

Hhhmmm, no you don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An umbrella

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"An umbrella

Ohhh

hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An umbrella

Ohhh

hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones

Like a rocket. Almost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a old hula hoop I got in the shed it’s more for width than length but it does the job .."

I tried a hula hoop. The first one broke when I tried to get my cock through the hole. A few of the others did too, but there are loads in the packet so I will try against later. Don't want to waste them though, they are salt and vinegar and my favourite.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"An umbrella

Ohhh

hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones

Like a rocket. Almost.

Yes one click and boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An umbrella

Ohhh

hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones

Like a rocket. Almost.

Yes one click and boom

Shakalaka

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"An umbrella

Ohhh

hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones

Like a rocket. Almost.

Yes one click and boom

Shakalaka

Damn

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Can of Lynx, but of course then I can only measure while standing next to the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on

You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you?

You just made me wince and cross my legs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An umbrella

It’s got to be a golfing one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can of Lynx, but of course then I can only measure while standing next to the loo

Ding-a-ling-a-ling We have our winner

Finally someone said it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I use Heinz tomato soup to measure my capacity.

The family sized tin is just enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone said traffic cone yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on

You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you?

You just made me wince and cross my legs lol"

Sharon Stone’esq?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anyone said traffic cone yet?"

I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use Heinz tomato soup to measure my capacity.

The family sized tin is just enough.

Do you dip your bread in?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I use Heinz tomato soup to measure my capacity.

The family sized tin is just enough.

Do you dip your bread in?

A baguette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone said traffic cone yet?

I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R). "

Can you get passed the white band?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anyone said traffic cone yet?

I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).

Can you get passed the white band?

I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone said traffic cone yet?

I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).

Can you get passed the white band?

I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try

I’d take the flashing light off the top first so you can gain a few more inches

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anyone said traffic cone yet?

I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R).

Can you get passed the white band?

I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try

I’d take the flashing light off the top first so you can gain a few more inches

Apologies to anyone around the M60 J13 for Worsley this afternoon. Yes, that was me wheelings down the ex-hard shoulder to collect my traffic cone. No flashing

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