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"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl I like to keep it classy " Have you spoken to Diamond Cougar before? You've got a lot in common. | |||
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"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl I like to keep it classy " 150cl yeah right  | |||
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"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened......... " Just the plug hole or the whole sink?  | |||
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"The Smeg "The volume of smeg? Or the actual smeg smeg? | |||
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"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl I like to keep it classy Have you spoken to Diamond Cougar before? You've got a lot in common."  | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper "You’re being too sensible now Hope  | |||
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"I did once try using Henry Hoover's hose but it got lost never to be seen again "Your foof hoovered up a hoover? | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope "Have you seen the size of them  | |||
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"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened......... Just the plug hole or the whole sink? "Stupid Mystique........ A hole won't fill a hole. You need the whole sink to fill a hole , on the whole. | |||
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"Your Willy. Mines 4.2 inches deep " Correct. I could only put 1/2 of it in | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them "Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours  | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours "As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind | |||
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"It used to be the kitchen sink ...... but since I slackened......... Just the plug hole or the whole sink?
Stupid Mystique........ A hole won't fill a hole. You need the whole sink to fill a hole , on the whole. "Holey smoke | |||
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"Baked potatoes, wrapped in foil! " Are they hot and straight out of the oven?  | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind "If it’s the Jubilee one then | |||
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"War and Peace novel " Yours is a good read | |||
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"Fortnum's vintage champagne magnum. Louis Roederer, 150cl I like to keep it classy " Yes, that's definitely very classy. | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind
If it’s the Jubilee one then "Don't confuse me. Is there more than one? | |||
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"A vintage coopers caliper
You’re being too sensible now Hope
Have you seen the size of them
Yes, I’ve seen the size of yours
As you are from the north I will say Mersey Tunnel springs to mind
If it’s the Jubilee one then
Don't confuse me. Is there more than one?"You know a lady has more than one hole | |||
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"My salt lamp "Photos please | |||
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"The Smeg "A fridge freezer? R | |||
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"The sofa. If I can engulf that then I'm winning "Is it a 2 or 3 seater? Be careful how you answer this one | |||
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"Babybels, but not in sideways. Then count how many you get in there. " Do you still keep the red wax housing on them? | |||
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"my new shark hoover Px "I bet you use one of the attachment thingyo’s on your bumhole as well don’t you? | |||
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"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on "You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you? | |||
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"No sky remotes or cans beer then ! "I’m genuinely surprised it’s took this long to mention them | |||
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"my new shark hoover Px
I bet you use one of the attachment thingyo’s on your bumhole as well don’t you? "Absofuckinglutely Px | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet "You’re only telling me now | |||
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"I did once try using Henry Hoover's hose but it got lost never to be seen again
Your foof hoovered up a hoover? "You should have seen Henry's face, Hetty was not impressed | |||
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"I use the walking stick. " Do you mark it like you do when you measure a child’s height to see how they’re progressing? | |||
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"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there. " I love you | |||
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"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there. " Even your guts? | |||
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"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there. Even your guts? "No, you know, like watches and things that have got lost up there. I pulled out a riding whip once | |||
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"The sink plunger, then when I pull it out it pulls out anything I’ve left up there. I love you "You’re awesome  | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now "You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert... | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert... "They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right "EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones "Do I look like everyone I always do the opposite of what I’m told  | |||
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"I use a old hula hoop I got in the shed it’s more for width than length but it does the job .." Yes, girth seems to be the in thing at the moment | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones
Do I look like everyone I always do the opposite of what I’m told "Hhhmmm, no you don’t | |||
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"My salt lamp
Don’t get it wet
You’re only telling me now
You didn’t read the instructions don’t insert...
They were in Chinese I think I trusted you to keep me right
EVERYONE knows not to buy Chinese ones
Do I look like everyone I always do the opposite of what I’m told
Hhhmmm, no you don’t " | |||
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"An umbrella "Ohhh hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones | |||
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"An umbrella
Ohhh hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones "Like a rocket. Almost. | |||
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"I use a old hula hoop I got in the shed it’s more for width than length but it does the job .." I tried a hula hoop. The first one broke when I tried to get my cock through the hole. A few of the others did too, but there are loads in the packet so I will try against later. Don't want to waste them though, they are salt and vinegar and my favourite. | |||
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"An umbrella
Ohhh hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones
Like a rocket. Almost. "Yes one click and boom | |||
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"An umbrella
Ohhh hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones
Like a rocket. Almost.
Yes one click and boom "Shakalaka | |||
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"An umbrella
Ohhh hope it’s not one of those fancy automatic ones
Like a rocket. Almost.
Yes one click and boom
Shakalaka "Damn | |||
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"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on
You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you? "You just made me wince and cross my legs lol | |||
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"An umbrella "It’s got to be a golfing one | |||
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"Can of Lynx, but of course then I can only measure while standing next to the loo "Ding-a-ling-a-ling We have our winner
Finally someone said it | |||
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"I like to test my elasticity and vice like grip using a pogo stick which insert and then jump up and down on
You like the feel of the spring coils don’t you?
You just made me wince and cross my legs lol"Sharon Stone’esq? | |||
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet?" I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R). | |||
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"I use Heinz tomato soup to measure my capacity. The family sized tin is just enough. " Do you dip your bread in?  | |||
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"I use Heinz tomato soup to measure my capacity. The family sized tin is just enough. Do you dip your bread in? "A baguette | |||
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet? I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R). " Can you get passed the white band? | |||
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet? I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R). Can you get passed the white band? "I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try | |||
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet? I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R). Can you get passed the white band?
I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try "I’d take the flashing light off the top first so you can gain a few more inches | |||
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"Anyone said traffic cone yet? I use a traffic cone. The unit of measurement is the Ring (R). Can you get passed the white band?
I haven't tried recently. I'll go and fetch one off the M60 to try
I’d take the flashing light off the top first so you can gain a few more inches "Apologies to anyone around the M60 J13 for Worsley this afternoon. Yes, that was me wheelings down the ex-hard shoulder to collect my traffic cone. No flashing | |||
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