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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.

Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps "

At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps "

I will more than happily take the burden of massaging your tits

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Happy to help but I feel to be safe I’d best give both of them a nice rub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.

Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes "

Bad times

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.

Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes

Bad times "

Not exclusively male, but sitting on a cracked toilet seat was probably the worst experience, pinching you as you get up!

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend


"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.

Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes

Bad times "

Yup crushing a nut is an instant bad day but zipping bits in your trouser fly is worse by far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.

Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes

Bad times

Not exclusively male, but sitting on a cracked toilet seat was probably the worst experience, pinching you as you get up!"

Oh yes ... that seriously hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.

Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes "
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What about us with moobs we crush our tits and crush our balls send sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right or my right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps

At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged "

Body tape Sophie works wonders as for the feeling can’t help there or in less you ditch them like I did mine haven’t been out they box in 2 years pad bra in a A cup works wonders

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps

At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged

Body tape Sophie works wonders as for the feeling can’t help there or in less you ditch them like I did mine haven’t been out they box in 2 years pad bra in a A cup works wonders "

I've done that and it's a faff plus I've yet to have a night out where someone doesn't want to feel them in their hands or try them on for size....they're fun in their own way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts

Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps

At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged

Body tape Sophie works wonders as for the feeling can’t help there or in less you ditch them like I did mine haven’t been out they box in 2 years pad bra in a A cup works wonders

I've done that and it's a faff plus I've yet to have a night out where someone doesn't want to feel them in their hands or try them on for size....they're fun in their own way too "

They can be lol I just always scared someone squeeze them to hard and bursts them they not cheap lol

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