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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SINGLE MEN!

Do you often feel lost in the forum? Struggling to make a name for yourself? Wonder how you can fit in? Well why not try one of these carefully selected forum personas for size? You'll be saying 'in' followed by a rainbow in no time!

£25 per persona or two for £50.

RON TOCKS - Lives in Somerset and retired there at 35 after making shed loads in the City. Good body - keeps himself fit. However, won't travel and will only accommodate 'Sloaney Ponies'. He especially likes women who work in publishing and are on this site to get over their ex-boyfriends.

ROY DIVISION - Lives in Chorlton but still considers himself a proper Manc. Slightly too old to still be an 'indie kid' but still dresses that way - won't give up his John Squire haircut for love nor money. Can accommodate but would prefer to meet you at one of those 90s Reloaded events they have at Butlins.

COCK OF GIBRALTAR - Used to work in the betting industry but has now moved back to SE London as he's trying to get into crypto. Sunk his entire life savings into Dogecoin after reading Elon Musk's tweet. To be honest, this past year has been a rollercoaster for him financially but he'll still tell you he's up.

VEGAN SPENGLER - Who ya gonna call? Well, not VS. He'll bore you shitless. He's not all bad though. Great body, very mindful and doesn't get wound up easily. Did lose it once though after consuming a bad batch of home-made elderberry wine which caused him to smashed up his collection of New Model Army LPs he's had since the late 80s. Housemate Damien was not impressed.

PETER PARKOUR - Free climber who has recently branched out to parkour. Not one dick pic on his profile but there are thousands of black and white images of his urban escapades. Fantastic body and chiselled jaw, he's quite the catch at clubs up and down the country - if you can get him off the gables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take 2 Rons and a Roy please. Cash or card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any Ronnie Hotdogs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take 2 Rons and a Roy please. Cash or card?"

Dogecoin please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got any Ronnie Hotdogs ?"

No but Honky Tonk is still available.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hi.

Curious if there are female names for sale? Can pay by bank transfer or memes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it only men? I have zero personality and need shagging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi.

Curious if there are female names for sale? Can pay by bank transfer or memes "

CHLOE CLICKBAIT - Recently split from her ex and is on a voyage of discovery. Has around 30 boudoir shots that she rotates on a daily basis. Has built up quite a following on here and recently hit the second page of the hot photos. Accepts every friendship request and is contemplating branching out on to 'dark' Twitter. Occasionally hides her profile after being recognised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it only men? I have zero personality and need shagging. "

URSULA UNLOS - Witty, attractive and engaging, she is an instant hit in the forum and gains quite a following with her acerbic barbs and pithy put downs. Prone to disappearing without warning though, disappointing her legion of followers. Quickly appears a fortnight later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it only men? I have zero personality and need shagging.

URSULA UNLOS - Witty, attractive and engaging, she is an instant hit in the forum and gains quite a following with her acerbic barbs and pithy put downs. Prone to disappearing without warning though, disappointing her legion of followers. Quickly appears a fortnight later."

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hi.

Curious if there are female names for sale? Can pay by bank transfer or memes

CHLOE CLICKBAIT - Recently split from her ex and is on a voyage of discovery. Has around 30 boudoir shots that she rotates on a daily basis. Has built up quite a following on here and recently hit the second page of the hot photos. Accepts every friendship request and is contemplating branching out on to 'dark' Twitter. Occasionally hides her profile after being recognised."

Thank you. There’s a blowie and a high 5 in this for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi.

Curious if there are female names for sale? Can pay by bank transfer or memes

CHLOE CLICKBAIT - Recently split from her ex and is on a voyage of discovery. Has around 30 boudoir shots that she rotates on a daily basis. Has built up quite a following on here and recently hit the second page of the hot photos. Accepts every friendship request and is contemplating branching out on to 'dark' Twitter. Occasionally hides her profile after being recognised.

Thank you. There’s a blowie and a high 5 in this for you "

Better than crypto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a refund! 15 minutes and I still haven't been shagged!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a refund! 15 minutes and I still haven't been shagged!! "

*Scientists believe it can take up to 24 hours for a new persona to bed in*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ron Tocks sounds like my ideal fuck, shame he's not real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SINGLE MEN!

Do you often feel lost in the forum? Struggling to make a name for yourself? Wonder how you can fit in? Well why not try one of these carefully selected forum personas for size? You'll be saying 'in' followed by a rainbow in no time!

£25 per persona or two for £50.

RON TOCKS - Lives in Somerset and retired there at 35 after making shed loads in the City. Good body - keeps himself fit. However, won't travel and will only accommodate 'Sloaney Ponies'. He especially likes women who work in publishing and are on this site to get over their ex-boyfriends.

ROY DIVISION - Lives in Chorlton but still considers himself a proper Manc. Slightly too old to still be an 'indie kid' but still dresses that way - won't give up his John Squire haircut for love nor money. Can accommodate but would prefer to meet you at one of those 90s Reloaded events they have at Butlins.

COCK OF GIBRALTAR - Used to work in the betting industry but has now moved back to SE London as he's trying to get into crypto. Sunk his entire life savings into Dogecoin after reading Elon Musk's tweet. To be honest, this past year has been a rollercoaster for him financially but he'll still tell you he's up.

VEGAN SPENGLER - Who ya gonna call? Well, not VS. He'll bore you shitless. He's not all bad though. Great body, very mindful and doesn't get wound up easily. Did lose it once though after consuming a bad batch of home-made elderberry wine which caused him to smashed up his collection of New Model Army LPs he's had since the late 80s. Housemate Damien was not impressed.

PETER PARKOUR - Free climber who has recently branched out to parkour. Not one dick pic on his profile but there are thousands of black and white images of his urban escapades. Fantastic body and chiselled jaw, he's quite the catch at clubs up and down the country - if you can get him off the gables."

You have not added any "Pussy Crusher" "Heavy Cummer" etc. Quite famois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to sell mine and the Estrofella can take a generous commission of 50%. I take no responsibility for any of the shit you'll get into following handover however

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have you been reading my Veries list Mr Oestrogen again?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

What about RUDOLPH HUCKER for the older grumpier swinger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ron Tocks sounds like my ideal fuck, shame he's not real. "

Ron Tocks is EVERYWHERE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about RUDOLPH HUCKER for the older grumpier swinger. "

I thought about Rudolph but didn't want to plagiarise Grumpy McF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I did have 2 G+T's at lunch with my sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Four of these are still available. Book now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a Flint Bedrock for sale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a Flint Bedrock for sale?"

No - that's open source so free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a Flint Bedrock for sale?

No - that's open source so free. "

I did a google and he really exists, well I never.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bamboozelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know who has Peter Parkour. He sounds like my type.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"But I did have 2 G+T's at lunch with my sister "

You didn’t need either of those Mary ... you were right the first time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I did have 2 G+T's at lunch with my sister

You didn’t need either of those Mary ... you were right the first time "

Sorry - in

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