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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not that any body needed to know but bored n horny and need a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ta lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off you go then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not that any body needed to know but bored n horny and need a wank "

i actually needed to know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cheers naughty sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feel free to report back when you've done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hehehehe ooh never wank n tell pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone else have a problem that needs fixing feel free to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah we'll still be here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hehe ooh legs it over to use naughtys pics as stimulus

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I actually feel much better for knowing that, thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now im wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

too much info hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you finished yet? It's been 10 mins since the first post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm trying to take it easy and make it last as i have a habit of wanking for quick satisfaction OMG not that you needed to know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still going 8.5 inches shaven smooth very sexy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

you may not have started wanking but i get the distinct impression you have already cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

show off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats me skype any 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hehehe like your style lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am betting your hand thinks you are all talk and no action!

No offence but I am laughing at your hand having the hump lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.5 what did you use to measure that you must have lost the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats me skype any 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my hand aint speaking to me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just love to show off infront of people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got nothing to show off about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my hand aint speaking to me anymore"

Sit on it till it goes numb then it doesn't know what is holding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone else have a problem that needs fixing feel free to ask "

my garden needs doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

speaks the expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed "

Wow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!! "

yes i am that good

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good"

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please"

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning"

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble "

or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free "

Now your talking. Do you know any masochists with a mahoosive cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free

Now your talking. Do you know any masochists with a mahoosive cock? "

no but know a few of your exact look alikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble "

Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.

Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!

Hey presto! Simples!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

or you could find a lookalike, do it to him, see pain free

Now your talking. Do you know any masochists with a mahoosive cock?

no but know a few of your exact look alikes "

they need to be able to pick up a doughnut with their trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mini or full size?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.

Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!

Hey presto! Simples!

"

good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"mini or full size?"

take a look at my chocolate selection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.

Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!

Hey presto! Simples!

good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.

Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!

Hey presto! Simples!

good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility

pmsl "

Resisting all temptation to say no wide angle but possibly a zoom lens!

Oops!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Close the curtain then look out the window. See fixed

Wow!!

yes i am that good

can you give me some advice on how to get a rose down my japs eye without it hurting please

thats too easy.

take a bottle of pain killers, the stronger the better, and then force it in.

ps may sting alittle in the morning

surely theres a better way? I need it done pain free so the camera doesnt wobble

Simple - cheat! Just cut the stalk off 6 inches (ok - make it 3! lol) below the flower - take an elastic band and attach said rose to your knob keeping the stalk hidden by your knob.

Then when taking the 'evidence pic' simply ensure the camera angle is sufficient to make it appear to be jutting from your japs eye!

Hey presto! Simples!

good thinking, then i wont need to use the cameras red eye facility

pmsl

Resisting all temptation to say no wide angle but possibly a zoom lens!

Oops! "

No need for zoom when your knuckles scrape the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a macro cock ring

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"and a macro cock ring

"

gonna need a minature rose at this rate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and a macro cock ring

gonna need a minature rose at this rate lol"

Dwarf Ryan, they're called Dwarf roses - no need to be PC here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and a macro cock ring

gonna need a minature rose at this rate lol

Dwarf Ryan, they're called Dwarf roses - no need to be PC here! "

i have a small rose and youve just really hurt his feelings

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi! I'm new to this thread and haven't been keeping an eye on it.

Can we have an update on the wank, did it happen? Was it good?

I had my 'Funky's lunch time wank time®' and it was great! Thanks to all my fans in Canada chat room that turned up!

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

GET ONE SMASHED OUT LAD

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"GET ONE SMASHED OUT LAD"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm."

If you go out you might miss an update to this thread.

Sit back have a wank and watch.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm."

and this made you think about wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.

If you go out you might miss an update to this thread.

Sit back have a wank and watch."

If I don't go out I won't get waxed and will miss some play opportunities.

Wank or play... hmm tough call...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.

and this made you think about wanking?"

No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.

and this made you think about wanking?

No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!"

Oh yes, sorry. I completely forgot swinger fix it for you was in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.

and this made you think about wanking?

No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!

Oh yes, sorry. I completely forgot swinger fix it for you was in the room "
wash your hair in a cold shower, all thoughts of wanking and beeing tired will be gone.... see fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love my wank time now wrk done aswell whos horny xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go and wash my hair and get changed ready to go out but I'm tired and can't muster the energy and enthusiasm.

and this made you think about wanking?

No this is my problem that needs fixing. Wanking is never a problem!

Oh yes, sorry. I completely forgot swinger fix it for you was in the room wash your hair in a cold shower, all thoughts of wanking and beeing tired will be gone.... see fixed "

Alas this solution came too late. I'd already dragged my behind into the shower and washed my hair and I am now lovely and smooth and defluffed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wank interrupted by phonecall that put an end to the pleasure

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